Funny sentences about girls boasting about narcissism

1. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

2. What’s so important about being beautiful? People always tell me this.

3. I found that after washing my hair, I looked extra beautiful, fresh and free!

4. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I will curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world.

5. Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go and look in the mirror.

6. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my beautiful face.

7. Why should beautiful people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

8. Every time I walk on the street, I always feel like the person behind me is telling me that I am beautiful.

9. Promise me not to tell others that I am super beautiful.

10. I’m really annoyed. Why do I look so beautiful? It's really annoying.

11. If beauty is a sin, then I am already guilty.

12. Some people said that I was beautiful. I thought about it all night, who leaked the news.

13. I am often blinded by my own beauty, but I cannot kiss myself.

14. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

15. For a beautiful person like me, the teacher will find out as soon as I miss class.

16. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

17. Why don’t I have a stunningly beautiful roommate, but my roommate does?

18. In fact, sometimes, I unconsciously think that I am beautiful.

19. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and flyers. Alas, this is me. I am so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

20. Someone actually complimented me on my beauty just now. Then I suggest you go and see my friends. After seeing them, you will find that I am more beautiful than before.