Humorous jokes in the interview

Humorous jokes about the interview 1 1. Why did you apply for this job?

A: I used to be a lost mule, but now I have found an organization.

2. What is your greatest strength?

Answer: Like a mule, hardworking as a worker bee and loyal as a hunting dog.

4. What is your favorite university course?

A: Pastoral flattery. "Animal husbandry" made me realize what productivity is, and "assimilation" made me understand what relations of production are, which benefited me a lot.

7. What do you think of overtime?

A: Overtime can prolong life, lose weight, relieve traffic pressure and be beneficial to family planning.

9. What do you think of loyalty?

A: I am the boss's dog, guarding the company gate. He can bite whoever he wants and bite as many times as he wants.

1 1. Scarce talent! So what career achievements have you made?

A: I once sold an old man a roast duck that had been stinking for a month, a batch of fake medicines and a coffin. Finally, when he died, he left me a large legacy.

12. Who is your idol?

A: I used to be Mr. He (arsenic), Mr. Zhou (voyeur), Mr. Huang (overlord) and Mr. Ge (Wolf Station). Now I'm Mr. X.

Humorous jokes about interview 2 1. The salary is far from the monthly salary, and the wallet has been shaking for a long time. I hope to earn money by working hard. I look forward to the day when I don't work overtime every day. I wish I can relax every day, salary, salary, or wish you a little higher!

Pony asked the boss to change his job. Boss: You are not as good as a machine. The machine didn't say you couldn't. You quit first. A few months later, the pony found the boss: the machine is broken, can I change my job? Boss: The machine is man-made. How can you compare with it? You should be more capable than it. ......

3, tired at work, tired of business, long queues for promotion; Work overtime and suffer, things are trivial, and people are drunk; Get up early and get insufficient sleep, the food is tasteless, and you have to endure drowsiness at work. The workplace is too cold, I hope people will last for a long time, comrades!

4. A company's benefit is not good. At the year-end summary meeting, the chairman concluded that our company's losses are all due to poor management: the planning minister can only say angry words, the public relations minister can't break through, the business manager is not in place, and the personnel manager is not in place? At this time, someone in a corner whispered: the chairman is more ignorant!

5, can't see through, can't think through the boss, can't finish, can't finish the work, never stop, never stop working overtime, no hope, no excuse for a raise, work, work! You are really my life, so I have to wish you a better life than me, so that I can have a little happiness in my heart.

6. A boy applied for the job. Woman manager: What's your name? Male: Ni Xiajian Female Manager: What? Male: Ni Xiajian, female manager: You are talented, and you are still a rogue!

7. I am happy to look forward to the end of the month, and my salary has not turned back. I have a little expectation this month. Working overtime is a bit too much, and I am very excited to see that the salary is heartbreaking. If I can balance overtime and raise my salary, my life will be happy and endless.

8. I have a dream called salary increase, a wish called promotion, a wish called not to work overtime, and a wish that it is not difficult to work. If I can achieve one, I wish you success in your work and good health every day.

9. The personnel manager said to the candidate: Are there any graduate students? The graduate students in the crowd raised their hands happily, and the personnel manager said, please return the graduate students, but we don't want to recruit. The boss said that it is impossible for this company to have people with higher education.

10, busy with work every day, always thinking about being lazy. If you don't want to remember the time, you can't get off work quickly. I hope to have text messages every day, which makes my life very happy. Happy and carefree every day, hurry to work.

1 1, 1 MM walked into the office and saw the financial (male) counting stacks of bills. He couldn't help blushing, "XXX, I love you ...". Finance is very surprised and happy. "Money. . . "

12, an old man who often listens to the radio asked a young man: Is it suitable for traveling in recent days? Young people: Most areas are sunny and some areas are rainy; Grandpa: Where is the local area? How do I hear that it rains there every day?

13, although it is hard to go to work, some people still envy it. As long as the company is here, there is extra money every month. Read documents when you are busy, and secretly cook in your spare time. As long as the leader is away, he is always free. I’m not doing anything right now. Get together often and go to play on weekends.

14, work is busy, sweet and bitter. At leisure, I feel depressed, bored, empty and in a daze, like a dissatisfied housewife in a boudoir. Busy, like a pawn on the battlefield, helpless, crazy, tired and desperate.

15, Xiaoli was madly in love with a doctor for several months. What makes Xiaoli strange is that every time she kisses, the doctor puts Xiaoli flat first. After a kiss, Xiaoli couldn't help asking: Why do you have to put me flat before each kiss? Doctor: More emotional. That's how people used to give mouth-to-mouth breathing.

16, one day, my colleague handed me a cup and asked me to help him get water. Tell me to take half. I looked at the graduated cup, which said that the volume was 500ml. I handed him the water and smiled: "No more, no less, just 250!" " "

17, whether you do it or not, the work is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; Whether you like it or not, overtime is there, unchanged; Since overtime is as firm as a rock, it should be as tough as a reed. Perseverance and patience!

18 today, I heard a colleague sing affectionately in the office, "Looking for a job 30 years ago, looking for a job today, and finding a good job today is not my oil (yo), but unfortunately it is not my oil (yo)." Then the whole office laughed. Talent!

19, the scene is brought in, primitive society: you, the god hunter, chasing a wild wolf alone in the wilderness. Back to reality, in the workplace, your appreciation of this trick is expressed in a two-part allegorical saying: Catch the wolf with a thin hook-bold, brave, dedicated, passionate about work, workaholic and glamorous!

20. The intern who came to the pharmacy asked the pharmacist: What medicine did you take from the small box next to the counter? The pharmacist replied that when the handwriting on the prescription was unclear, I ate the medicine inside.

2 1. I argued with the manager today. Why didn't you give me a raise? The manager said that the price of meat fell and the price of oil fell. House prices have dropped, and car prices have dropped; Do you think I can do the opposite and get a raise? It is no good to fight; Gift, send a few cigarettes to smoke him to death.

22. Work is a tumor, neither cut nor cut, because it is both benign and malignant, just like beriberi, there is no way to cure it, so we have to take it to relieve boredom and take it out when we are bored.

23. Leadership works hard, leading business trips and having fun with friends, surfing the Internet and being busy. There are movies on the computer disk and many magazines in the folder. They say that work is bitter as medicine, and I say that work is sweet as honey!

24. An enterprise holds an annual meeting at the end of the year and has a lottery program. The seat numbers of all employees attending the annual meeting are put into the lottery box and drawn by the boss. The first prize is a laptop. When the boss reached for the seat number exaggeratedly, several girls sitting in front shouted excitedly: Boss, slap me! Boss, hit me!

25. In the workplace, like gambling, I want to get my own light everywhere: I earn at least 10,000 yuan and make a fortune every day. All roads are flat, barrels are glorious, and flowers are carved on poles. But the reality is cruel. Most of them have whiteboards, and some leaders are messing with me, making me blind, just listening and touching, looking at my buddies.

26. The leader looked at the beautiful female secretary and said, "Shall I invite someone to dinner at noon?" The female secretary said, "Some other time, in the evening." The leader didn't understand, and smiled and said, "It's too direct, okay, it's really cool."

27. Every door in the office has its own name. The newcomer is afraid to enter the manager's office because his doorplate says: Lai Jianxin (pay cut).

28. Statistical summary: According to many surveys and incomplete statistics, you were late only four times this month, accounting for 40% of the total attendance, less than the same period last month 10%. It's comforting! The hard-won achievements can not be separated from the care of leaders, the support of departments and colleagues. Congratulations!

29, busy at work, busy after work, busy to panic money; Busy during the day, busy at night, busy playing mahjong in my spare time; Busy construction period, busy holidays, I hope the holidays are longer than the construction period.

30. You cried and told me that fairy tales are all lies, and making money can't be that simple. Maybe you don't understand, since we went to work, all the stars in my sky have gone out. I am willing to be an ignorant child in a fairy tale and make money without going to work or sleeping. You have to believe that we will be like a fairy tale, with money and treasure full of bags.

3 1, lack of heaven and earth, lack of working overtime day and night. Looking forward to a raise every day, the sun and the moon are looking forward to a raise. I spent all my salary in January. I begged the Bodhisattva for heaven and earth, and the boss quickly gave me a raise.

32. Two students with the same educational background went to a company for an interview. After reading their profiles, the boss of this company left one. The other party didn't understand the boss's intention, so he asked him why! The boss said, "Your surname is Pei (compensation) and your classmate's surname is Zheng (earning). Of course I want to keep him. "

33. A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in the morning. The plan of a family lies in harmony, and the plan of a lifetime lies in diligence. Diligence creates home and industry, diligence can make up for the shortage of industry, dedication and love of work can earn more money, and a happy life is sweeter than honey!

34. Erliang had a colleague who was named as the "platoon leader" because of his thin figure. Once everyone went to the canteen to cook, and the chef said apologetically, "The ribs rice is sold out." We are very disappointed. Unexpectedly, in a short time, another colleague raised his glasses and magically flashed a dark light for a second. He stared at the platoon leader and asked the master, "Is it possible now if there are materials?"

35. Erliang had a colleague who was named as the "platoon leader" because of his thin figure. Once everyone went to the canteen to cook, and the chef said apologetically, "The ribs rice is sold out." We are very disappointed. Unexpectedly, in a short time, another colleague raised his glasses and magically flashed a dark light for a second. He stared at the platoon leader and asked the master, "If there are materials, is it urgent now?"

36. As soon as Xiao Li arrived at work in the morning, the leader criticized him: "Don't dress like this next time!" Xiao Li was surprised and asked, "Have I been wearing this dress these days?" The leader said helplessly, "But you are not allowed to wear it backwards!"

37, sad, heartbroken, getting up early and returning late is in my heart. I regret not trusting my mother and not reading the book well. I vowed to educate my son well, study hard, start a company as a boss, and not work overtime without losing money.

38. According to statistics, the company streamlined its business this month, and its sales were smooth. Every employee can get a certain bonus without working overtime. Legend has it that everything just said may be false. Good luck with your work.

39. I was too busy at work. My colleague told me that the boss kindly built a high-rise building to let the wage earners have their own houses and pay three months' salary as a Chinese New Year bonus. Tears welled up in my eyes and my heart didn't calm down. I felt a kick on my ass and heard a roar: "Get up and work, but I can still doze off." It turned out to be the boss.

40. When the alarm clock rings, jump out of bed, get dressed, wash and eat, pack your bags and put on makeup. There was no bus when I arrived at the station. I thought I missed the bus and took a taxi to work in a hurry. When I got to work, the house was empty, and I realized it was a waste of time. So today is the weekend!

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