Classic black joke

1, I farted, so all four tutors transferred to me!

Na Ying: Your fart is very nice! It's what I want, but at the first turn, the breath was a little insufficient! Come to my team and I'll teach you how to fart!

A-mei: I just need your fart. Welcome to A-mei Fan! Anyway, you can still fart like this!

Harlem: Wow! Whether he chooses me or not, I just want to turn around and look at him. His fart is terrible!

Wang Feng: There seems to be a story in your fart. Tell me, what did you have for lunch?

2、。 At midnight, the man was lying in bed sweating! Suddenly, the man received a phone call from his neighbor: "Are you finished? Stop your wife screaming! The whole community has heard it! " The man quickly stopped and apologized to his neighbor: "I'm sorry!" I am in Dongguan on business. I will go back and talk about her tomorrow! "

When the groom got married, both the groom and his relatives were drunk! The bride's aunt took the groom and said, "We have been with you in Xiao Fang for five or six years, and both of them have miscarried. Now you can divorce and marry her, and we are all very happy! I hope you will grow old together! " The groom suddenly got drunk! Exclaimed: "We have only known each other for half a year!"

4, at two o'clock in the afternoon, my wife is going to give birth, and the pain is unbearable! The doctor recommended the newly developed "pain converter!" To her husband. You can transfer the pain of a wife giving birth to a child to the father of the child. Husband agrees! Two hours later, the baby was born smoothly! But the husband never felt any pain, and the doctor was very surprised. The next day, bad news came from my wife's company. The male boss felt inexplicable pain all over his body at two o'clock yesterday afternoon, leading to sudden death from myocardial infarction!

In order to find true love, the rich second generation said to Auricularia auricula, "No matter how rich my father is, it's not mine. I can give up my inheritance by signing the agreement! " Hearing this, Auricularia auricula did not leave the second generation because of this. After a few years, Auricularia actually became the stepmother of the rich second generation! The following year, Auricularia gave birth to a son and inherited all the property! The rich second generation had to work everywhere, struggling to support their mother. A few years later, after the death of the rich second generation's father, the rich second generation was raised by black fungus and lived a happy life.

6. Po has a girlfriend named Wendy. Po loves his girlfriend so much that he tattooed his girlfriend's name on his penis. Usually he can only see the word "WY" when he is soft. One day, while traveling in America, Po met a black man in a public bathhouse. The black man saw the word "WY" on his J-J and asked him what it meant. Po said, "This is my girlfriend's name." Turn JJ over and show him Wendy.

At this time, he saw the word "WY" on the black man's penis and asked him curiously, "Is your girlfriend named Wendy, too?" The black man said, "No."

Po kept asking what a black dress person was, but the black dress person refused to disclose it.

Po said, "Tell you what, I'll give you ten yuan and you can show me your tattoo."

The black man agreed, so the black man fired a shot and the words on JJ appeared: welcome to America, ha-a beautiful day. Welcome to the United States of America. I hope you have a wonderful and happy day. )

7. The goddess of Singles Day asked me if I should take off my clothes. I said, a genius so cold takes off his clothes.

8. One of my college classmates is very tall. One day I asked you, why don't you play basketball when you are so tall? As a result, he said to me faintly: Then why don't you sell sesame cakes?

9. In the operating room, the doctor asked a patient about his smoking history. "Grandpa, do you smoke?" Grandpa pouted and said, "I'm not in the mood now, wait a minute!" " "

10, going out on a date with a girl, fantasizing about kissing. In order to prevent the trouble of taking off my glasses at that time, I specially brought my contact lenses. Now it seems that my decision is correct. If I put on my glasses, these palm-sized glasses will break! ! !

1 1. I called a friend and asked him what he was doing. He said he was wandering around the mall, and there were many people. Chatting, my friend suddenly said, "Wait a minute, someone just bumped into me. I'll go and see if I've stolen anything. " . "After a while, my friend shouted into the phone:" I wiped his Mahler Gobi, and my mobile phone is gone! "I'm going after him. I'll tell you later! "

12. Today, the boss's daughter suddenly said to me, "Will you support me all my life?" Hearing this, my anger immediately came up. Your father only gives me 3000 yuan a month, and your pocket money is 20 thousand yuan a month. Isn't this fucking forcing me to rob a bank? I just refused with righteous words. .

13, once again, TV is full of lies. It is not necessary for two people to kiss each other on the mouth when quarreling. I did, so why did my uncle hit me?

14. One day, I called my favorite girl and asked her out for dinner. The girl agreed. After dinner, the girl asked me where to go next. Did I mention that I have an ID card? The girl nodded shyly, and I took her all the way to the Internet cafe. ...

Today, I found out that my dog is a genius. When I sat down to eat, he suddenly shouted at the outside like he saw someone outside. I went out to look, but I didn't see anyone. When I came back, I found that it had finished my hamburger.

16. After eating in a shop, my brother forgot to bring money and wanted to pay it back later. As a result, the boss disagreed. In a rage, after a phone call, my brother called 10 and finally got enough money. ...

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