Primary school students’ Chinese character jokes

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Princess: "Broken throat...broken throat..."

No one: "Princess...I'm here to save you..."

Devil King: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..."

Cao Cao: "Devil King... what did you ask me to do..."

Devil King: "Wow... I saw a ghost" < /p>

Ghost: "Damn! I've been discovered..."

Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Devil: " Oh, my god!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one called you..."

No one: "Where am I? I'm pretending!"

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "Are you talking about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

< p>Annoyed: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are so many people here."

Many people: " I just arrived...who are you?"

Which one: "I am not who."

Who: "He is not me."

Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the excitement."

Excitement: "I What's there to see?"

God: "It's none of my business, let's go now."

Devil: "You answer one question before leaving, why are so many people saving you? Princess?

How can I continue to act as a devil?"

Go on: "If you don't want to be a good devil, why do you want to play me?"

Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can leave."

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go..."

How could it be: " I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."

Excitement: "What are you watching me do?"

What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"

You actually said: "How can I?"

Me: "What does it have to do with me?"

The Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy. ....."

Fuck: "What are you calling me for!..."

Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"

You want me to: "I don't know anything!"

I don't know anything: "I don't know!"

I don't know: "I am here! There is someone Are you calling me?"

Someone: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't: "Who called him?"

Who: "It's unfair...I didn't..."

I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either.

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Forgive you: “Who said I dare not!?”

Who: “Please...I didn’t say anything”

Me Nothing: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "...You...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "...I will be called even if my name is so long...

Ah..." Who: "...I want to leave this place as soon as possible "The place of right and wrong"

Right and wrong: "So this is my place..."

I have nothing & nothing: "Stop making noise, we are talking..." "

Don't bother us: "I'm not talking..."

I didn't: "I'm not talking!..."

I don't have anything: "-_-\"...Let's go outside...let's go outside and talk..."

Go: "I'm sorry...(twisting)" < /p>

I have nothing: "It's none of your business... Flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)

It's none of your business: "Ugh... .Why did you drive me away..."

Why: "I didn't drive you away...be good...don't cry"

I didn't: "Oh... "What does it have to do with me?"

What does it have to do with me: "What? Someone called me?"

Someone said: "Who wants to call you..."

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Who: "I really have to leave...t.t"

Leave: "I'm really sorry...*v.v*" (\"Who\" is overwhelmed (land)

None of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?"

None of my business: "...Cousin... Long time no see." .."

A long time: "I'm not here..."

Devil King: "Are you finished?"

Not finished: "He "I don't have him"

You: "I don't have him"

I: "Who said that?"

Who: "What do you want me to do?"

You: "You actually want to fuck me?"

You: "I don't know how to fuck him"

I: "Who said I can't?" ?"

Who said: "It's unfair! I didn't say..."

Said: "What did you ask me to do?"

Who said: "You two are so shameless. !"

Both of you: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it" < /p>

Devil King: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase you away."

People: "Drive me out? Looking for K"

K: "Who is looking for you? Me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again! "

Him: "Don't kill me"

Me: "Who wants to kill me?"

Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill him Yeah..."

One: "Don't catch me"

Me: "I've had enough. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go. !"

Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!"

Me: "Look at my Nine-Yin White Bone Claws!"

Subdued Dragon Eighteen Palms: "What's good about me?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "What's good about me?"

What's good about me: "Brother, I finally found it You!”

What’s cool: “Brother, let’s go out and talk.”

Devil King: “Damn it...this is a marriage recognition meeting...”

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From then on, the devil really suffered from schizophrenia. . . . . . . . . .