Looking for lines for a skit about a rural person coming to the city to make a joke.

Main characters: Husband, wife, son (security guard)

Current start:

(A rural couple in their fifties, one behind the other Carrying bags, carrying bags. Men go first

Later.)

Husband: Oh, my God! My old waist! (Put down the bag on your shoulder. Move your waist and shout to your wife) Hurry up! (Then he took out the note and read it, then raised his head and looked around at the tall buildings, muttering) Oops, ouch (shaking his head) I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy! Such a beautiful high-rise building...!

Wife: (walks a few steps to catch up, breathing heavily) I say you are so selfish!

Husband: Why am I being selfish? If I really lose you, what will you do?

Wife: What should I do? What do you want me to do? I'm waiting for you to come to me!

Husband: This time you know the importance of men! It’s so hard to cross the road!

Wife: I don’t know. All I know is that the money is sewn into my underwear!

Husband: Oh my god, I forgot about this! It seems, alas, even if I lose myself, I can't lose you! Take a break!

Wife: (putting down the baggage in her hands and complaining) This is not going to the city to see her daughter, this is clearly looking for sin

Suffering. …My arms are no longer working.

Husband: Rub it, rub it. (He rubs his wife’s arm)

Wife: Stop rubbing it, I’m already hungry!

Husband: Are you hungry? We don’t dare to go into a roadside restaurant when we’re hungry? A bowl of noodles costs you twenty or three hundred. Will you give it to me?

Wife: No way? This is Beijing!

Husband: Beijing? Shouldn’t it be the case in Beijing? Oh, it’s because the noodles in Beijing are different from our noodles

Wife: Different? They’re not noodles!

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Husband: It’s hard to explain to someone like you who has never seen the world! (Take out a cucumber from your bag and rub it on

your body) Here, eat this!

Wife: (glaring at her husband) Are you clean? Don't eat it, it's too dirty.

Husband: In those days when you were asked to go to the mountains and fight against Japanese invaders, do you think you are still dirty? !

Wife: I’m spinning around so much that I feel dizzy. Could it be that I’m looking at the wrong place? Quickly call your daughter

to pick us up!

Husband: Still picking you up? This is the building! Isn't this the address written on the envelope? Just now

I also asked the security guard at the door...

Wife: (surprised, stood up, looked up) This floor? Our Yaya lives in such a nice building?

Husband: (imitating what his wife said, but with a strange voice) We Yaya live in such a nice building

Hmph!

Wife: What’s wrong with you? Didn't we come here secretly just to give Yaya a surprise? Now, seeing my daughter living in such a nice building, I can’t help but be surprised!

Husband: Are you surprised? You touch my heart, it’s beating so hard, it’s about to pop out.

You touch it...

Wife: (Touching her husband’s chest) What do I think of you? You are so selfish, so you are allowed to be excited on your own

!

Husband: Not excited! It's fear, fear! Do you understand?

Wife: Afraid? (Looks up) Is this building going to collapse?

Husband: What if there is no earthquake?

Wife: Let me ask you!

Husband: (shakes head, sighs, squats down) You are so incompetent as a mother! Incompetent

Ah, incompetent!

Wife: So what?

Husband: What else is going on? Let me ask you, has your daughter gone to college?

Wife: No, didn’t you give up her books just to let her brother and younger brother go to school? If

we have money for her to go to school, our daughter is smart and will definitely be able to get into college.

Husband: Has your son gone to college?

Wife: Alas, you don’t know whether your son goes to college? Our eldest son in our village is the first to be admitted to college! When I was admitted to college, the whole village was in a sensation

! …Isn’t your younger son going to take the college entrance examination next year?

Husband: Has your son who is admitted to college bought a building?

Wife: Did you take the wrong medicine? You don’t know whether your son has bought a building?

Buildings in the city are so expensive, not just anyone can buy them!

Husband: I am a girl who went to work in the city and didn’t go home for three years. Isn’t she sending money to her family?

Right?

Wife: You have the nerve to say that she has been sending money to pay for my youngest son’s tuition in the past few years. When I fell ill a while ago, she sent money to pay for it, and... …