A funny drama script for about 6 people on campus.

Funny drama script "Cao Cao and Grandet" New Year's Day funny drama script "Cao Cao and Grandet"

Scene 1 Location: Cao Zhai Hall Character: Cao Cao, servant Cao Cao (hereinafter referred to as Cao Cao): Sam, who is visiting today? Servant (hereinafter referred to as servant): Master Hui, Mr. Grandet is coming today, have you forgotten? Cao: Grandet! Hey! This old guy, how can I forget him! (Picking up the ledger on the table) Look, look, it is clearly remembered here that he lent me 68 cents three years ago, with interest and interest, and now he can have dozens of dollars. Servant: Your interest rate is really high. Cao: Huh? What are you talking about? Servant: Oh, I mean, Mr. Grandet should come soon. Aren't you going out to see him Cao (tidying clothes while walking): Well, you should go, go, go. Scene II (under the servant): People outside Cao Zhai: Cao Cao and Ge Langtai (hereinafter referred to as Ge) (coming out, bending over halfway, picking up a dime): Haha, I earned it, I earned it! Kyle Poirot said China arachis duranensis, it's true. You see, it's only been two days, and it's already thirty cents. Cao (all smiles): Ah! If it weren't for my brother, you really miss me. Ge (quickly stuffing money into pants pockets and hugging each other): Brother Cao, long time no see, long time no see. Cao (pointing to each other's clothes): Hey, if it isn't Pi … Pi … Pierre Cardin! Where have you made a fortune in recent years? You put on a famous brand. Ge (turning the collar back): Look again ... Cao: Wenzhou No.2 Clothing Factory. G: Hehe, if you want to say that you are comfortable with Brother Cao, you can use your mobile phone. Cao (turning his mobile phone around): Take a closer look ... G: Xuchang State-owned Toy Factory. Cao: I have come a long way this time. I have prepared a small gift for you. Not a tribute. G: Well, I can't ask you to prepare a present for me! Brother Cao is great! (talking and looking around) Not too expensive! Cao: Actually, it's no big deal. I specially prepared the most advanced, luxurious and excellent brand computer in the world for my brother ... Ge (eyes flashing): Oh? ! Cao: A plug. Ge: Er ... Brother Cao, to tell you the truth, we haven't got electricity yet. Please keep this plug for yourself. Actually, I brought a big gift to Cao Xiong this time. Cao: A big gift? ! G: I specially brought a world-famous Cadillac for Brother Cao ... Cao (excitedly): A car! G: a tire. Cao: Hey, my brother may not know that the traffic situation in Xuchang is really bad. I'd better ride my red hare. I have to trouble you to take it back.

G: Brother Cao is still riding a red hare. He is really an environmentalist. He set an example and admired you. Cao (slapping his head): Cough! I'm really crazy. I have stood outside the door for so long that my feet are numb. Come in, come in. Scene 3 Location: Cao Zhai Hall Characters: Cao Cao, Grandet, Servant Ge: Brother Cao's house is really clean and elegant. Cao: I'm flattered. (Pointing to the small bench next to the plush chair, warmly greeting) Brother, why are you still standing? Please sit down, please sit down quickly! Ge (reluctantly sitting on a small bench): Brother Cao, please. Cao: Brother seldom comes here. He must have a simple meal before he leaves. G: Actually, I'm a little hungry. Brother Cao is very kind, but disrespectful, so I have to be polite. Cao: Shark's fin, bird's nest, lobster, abalone, sea cucumber, bear's paw, pigeon ... Ge: Enough, enough. (smacking his lips and drooling) Where can I eat so much? Cao: It turns out that friends have come from afar. These should be prepared. But unfortunately, I have been a little sick occasionally recently, and I have a corns on my teeth. I don't have a good appetite and my diet can only be light. Please forgive my brother. G: (looking disappointed) That's all right. Health is very important. Help yourself to something. Cao: I still have two pieces of bread made in Chengdu, which I forgot to take with me when Liu Bei came last month. I'll make do if I don't dislike it. Ge (with a full face of reluctance): Well ... Cao: Hey, look at my memory, I forgot to pour my brother a glass of water. Somebody, tea! The servant walked mechanically, carrying a tray with two glasses of water on it. Come to the two men, turn around and put the tray on the table, and bow at attention) Servant (loudly): Minasan, Konighwar! (Japanese: Good morning, everyone! ) (The servant gently put a glass of water in front of Cao Cao, then put another glass of water heavily in front of Grandet, picked up the tray and bowed again) Servant (loudly): Min San, hello! (Japanese: Goodbye, everyone! (under the servant) Ge (in shock): Brother Cao, who is this? Cao (with contempt): You don't even know this? Sister Xianglin ... Ge: Huh? ! Cao: His brother. G: Oh. (Picking up the glass and taking a sip of water) Brother Cao, I can go to Sanbaotang for anything. I came all the way here this time, mainly for ... Cao: Wait a minute-(patrol) This is not the place to talk. Brother, please come with me. Scene 4 Location: Meiyuan people in the backyard: Cao Cao and Grandet (both enter Meiyuan and sit down successively) Ge: Wow, what a big piece of Meilin! Cao: Seeing that the plum on this branch is green reminds me of a past event. (Stand up slowly) I remember that year when I led an expedition to Zhang Xiu. Speaking of it, this piece of embroidery is really 25 1, and I should even disdain to lead an army to make a personal expedition ... Ge: How many times have I told you, don't swear, don't swear, look at you, the dog can't change his mind and his mother swears again ... Cao: Sorry, this paragraph has been cut. Go on, go on ... I led an expedition to Zhang Xiu. On the way, there was no food or water.

The soldiers are hungry and thirsty. The original attack power of 25,000 suddenly dropped to 380. Alas, I was in such a hurry ... Ge (sticking his head out from behind): Why not give everyone a box lunch? Cao (backhand pushing back): Lunch box? How expensive that is! Fortunately, I was in a hurry ... hey, tell me, why can I save the day every time? Why do all mothers like me? Am I strong or healthy and lively? .. (narcissism) Ge (interrupting Cao Cao): Come on, come on, get to the point! Cao: I pointed forward with my whip: Look, there is Merlin in front! As soon as the soldiers heard that there was food to eat, they immediately gave birth to infinite strength. Haha, it saved me a lot of money for dinner! Tall! Really high! Cao: So today I have to admire the plums in this garden! Hey, by the way, did I seem to have something important to say just now? G: It's no big deal, but Time magazine of the United States wants to select the best stingy star of the year and asks me for advice. I don't know, so I came to you. Cao: Cheating star? Isn't that to see who is the least angry? G: Exactly. That's right. Cao: Cao has lived in Xuchang for a long time, and the news is blocked. Brother, since he's here, he must have an idea. I want to hear your opinion first. G: OK. Does Brother Cao know Balzac? Cao: Balzac? The guy who sells salted fish? G: Yes, that's him. That boy has a little savings in selling salted fish, but he is reluctant to spend money. He was never allowed to prepare food for dinner. Cao: How can we eat without food? G: Nothing. Balzac has an idea! Every time he eats, he hangs the salted fish on the beam, takes a look at the salted fish and eats a mouthful of rice. Once, his son looked up and cursed: you are the black sheep of my family, and my hard-earned family business will be defeated by you sooner or later! Cao: Ha, Balzac is really mean and funny. G: Does Brother Cao think he is qualified to be selected? Cao: There is a saying in China that "being stingy is not stingy". Balzac is a little stingy, but it seems that he still lacks time and has not reached the level of a real master. G: Well, there is also a man named Tolstoy who is more stingy than Balzac. Cao: Tolstoy? This name is not often heard. G: Tolstoy has been a rich businessman for three generations, but he doesn't even have an electric light at home. Cao: No electric light? So at night, in the dark, how can you see the road clearly? Even if he can see clearly by himself, what if a guest comes? G: Don't worry, Brother Cao. Look-(freeze) (insert a scene here) Location: Tolstoy's home: Tolstoy, guest (hereinafter referred to as guest) (knocking hard): Tolstoy, Tolstoy! Tolstoy: Who is it? It's coming, it's coming! (Tolstoy opens the door and the guest enters the room) Guest (groping): Why don't you even turn on a light? It's dark. (Tolstoy slams the guest on the head with a stick at the door) Guest (a stumble): Ouch! T: hurry! Come on! Look at the terrain carefully before Venus disappears, or I'll fight again.

G: What does Brother Cao think of this man? Cao: Good is good, but it is too violent, which is incompatible with the "harmonious society" strongly advocated by our country, and it is hard to live up to the reputation of "stingy star". G: What about Goethe, Chopin, Da Vinci and others? Cao: Such a spendthrift is not worth mentioning! G: Besides, I really don't know. Cao: A real stingy person dares to look straight at a large sum of money and live a poor life, dare to face the ridicule of others and stick to his own principles, and dare to borrow 68 cents from others and not pay it back for three years. G: Who could it be? Cao (first pointing to Grandet, then pointing to himself): Throughout the world, only brother and Cao are stingy. Grandet was so surprised that the cup in his hand fell to the ground. It happened that thunder rumbled in the sky) Ge (angrily): Cao Cao! (slamming the table) How dare you remember that 68 cents! You lent me two dollars and fifty cents, but I haven't seen a shadow yet. How long are you going to delay? Cao: It's not that my brother doesn't want to return it, but that his ability is too limited. (Trembling and taking out twenty cents from his pocket) Madam is very strict, and that's all that's left this month. (The background music starts: The North Wind Blows) Ge: Cao Cao! You can save money today, but you really can't put it off any longer! Cao (keeps bowing): Please give me a few more days. It is snowing outside, and there is no rice and firewood at home. Really can't open the pot! (background music stops) G: What do you suggest? Cao: Why don't you lend me another fifty cents to make it up? G: bah! You can think about it! (I turned my pockets upside down and found only thirty cents.) Do you think you are the only one who can't cook these days? Cao: I really can't help it ... (Looking around, I suddenly found a piece of toilet paper at the corner of the table) Why don't you take this piece of royal toilet paper of Emperor Xian of Han first, and I'll return it to you as soon as I have money! G: Oh, well, well, who told our friends for so many years? It's a loss to me. (Picking up the draft paper and folding it carefully) I have work to do, so I'll leave now. Next time you dare to say anything, don't blame me for being unkind (under Grandet) Cao (bowing deeply in Grandet's direction): Oh, good. Take your time. I will definitely pay you back next time we meet. (Grandet walks away, Cao Cao touches his chest, calms his mood, thoughtfully, and his face changes gradually) Cao: Huh? No ... who owes who money! Hey! Grandet, you old fox, stop! (Cao Cao is chasing in the direction of Grandet)