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What are some funny TV programs?

Men's and women's jokes, family children's fun, love jokes, style jokes, ancient and modern jokes, campus jokes, social interaction, celebrity humor, China ancient jokes, funny videos, funny pictures, funny short messages, nonsense jokes, humorous teasing, nonsense jokes, military and political justice, religious folklore, hilarious masterpieces, dialect humor, funny cartoons, funny lyrics, anecdotes, popular gossip, cute beauty. Among them, 13 jokes, 3 funny articles, 3 network hotspots and anecdotes, 3 funny videos and pictures, 2 funny short messages and lyrics, 2 funny certificates and brain teaser channels. Excerpt 1. Once, Lao Wang was resting under a tree, and Lao Li came over and said, "Hey, why don't you go up the mountain to cut wood?" Lao Wang said, "What for?" Lao Li said, "It's easy to sell money. Selling donkeys can buy donkeys and then sell firewood from door to door. If you earn money, you can buy trucks, then buy timber factories to sell wood products, and then buy more trucks, so you can make a fortune. " Lao Wang asked, "Why did you get rich?" Lao Li replied: "If you make a fortune, you can enjoy happiness with peace of mind." Lao Wang said, "What do you think I'm doing now?" 2, turtle storm turtle is also called tuanyu or turtle, commonly known as tortoise. Delicious and expensive. "Don't buy what you eat, don't eat what you buy" is really a high-end gift, a public relations clown. Several people from a certain township brought turtles into the city to pay tribute. Due to different weights, it must be allocated by "position". In order to avoid mistakes, the official number is written on paper and pasted on the turtle's back. ..... In front of the government cadres' residential buildings, it's getting late. Unexpectedly, the bamboo basket was knocked over and the tortoise fled for its life in the dusk. The villagers exclaimed: "Director Zhao" escaped! -The biggest one. Grab "Director Qian" quickly-be careful that it bites your hand. Is that dark corner "section chief Sun"? "Secretary Li" is small and climbs fast, even if he can't find it. It was late in the subway. A man found a pickpocket robbing his wallet and said humorously, "Dude, you are late!"! Although I got paid today, my wife started much faster than you! " 4. Love letter-The young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: "I love you so much that I would go through fire and water for you. I will come if it doesn't rain on Saturday. 5, unreasonably complaining that two people eat together, only one big and one small fish. One ate the big one first, and the other flew into a rage. " How inappropriate! "He complained." What happened? "The other asked you to eat the big one. If I were you, I wouldn't do it. ""what will happen to you? " "Of course I eat the small one first." "Well, what are you complaining about? Isn't that little fish still there? 6. Keep your secret. I'm only telling you this. Please keep a secret for me. "B:" Don't worry, I will not only keep your secret, but also tell everyone to keep your secret. "

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