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The story of me coaxing girls during my menstrual period (the netizen gave me a stupefied operation, hahaha)

This is a very interesting story. I received a text message from a girl the other day. He sent me a photo in which she smiled and burned her face and arms with hot food. At that moment, I thought this was the girl I liked. I was curious and asked him, "Do you have a girlfriend?" The girl said, "Yes." He replied, "How many girlfriends did you say you had?" The girl asked, "Which one do you like?" "I don't know." I said. "I wonder who it is?" She suddenly smiled: "I don't know, do I?" Then I sent an expression pack: "This is an embarrassing and lovely expression pack for my period." Then she sent me a small video, in which a girl smiled happily: "Hmm! Very cute! " Have you seen how to make girls laugh during menstruation?

1. Tell her jokes during her period.

I am a serious neat freak, and I usually do some small things, so I will tell her some jokes during my period. For example, before her period, I always say to her, "Why are you so pale these days?" Let's talk about recent events. Then we made a joke and said, "Watermelon is your favorite food when you have your period, because it is sweeter than the watermelons we usually eat!" " "I said" ha ha ha ha ",and finally she smiled happily.

Make a fuss about menstruation

What we should do most in front of our girlfriend is to praise her more. Say, "Wow, you are beautiful." "How beautiful!" "No, I haven't found a good-looking girlfriend yet!" These words haven't been finished yet, so something can be done to distract everyone. For example, accompany her to have a midnight snack or read a book. That's what I do now, because I think it's important to eat in front of my girlfriend. If I don't have a girlfriend, it means I don't have time to get along with you!

Send flowers to comfort girls.

Every girl likes flowers very much, especially during menstruation. If you buy a girl a bunch of flowers, you will be very happy when you send them to her. Because girls really need flowers. At this time, you can say nothing. As long as you say your boyfriend has a happy birthday today, she will be happy to send her a flower. And she must be very happy! Ha ha.

Warm your hands and feet.

"Now that you mention it, I will warm my hands and feet, otherwise how can I live?" The girl said, "It won't be cold, will it?" The girl said, "This can't be frozen. What if it hurts? " It's very cold and it hurts badly.