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During childbirth, the doctor will say a lot of code words. Do you think it's weird?
First, "open a few fingers"
This is also the process that doctors describe maternal delivery. In layman's terms, it is the degree to which the uterus is open. When the doctor says open your fingers, it means that you are going to have a baby soon. So if you hear this code word during childbirth, you should be happy, because the baby will come out soon.
Second, "small milk and big milk"
If you don't know this code word in advance, you will be very vague and don't know what to say. In fact, this code word refers to anesthetic, and different doses will have different names. It's just their habit of speaking. After all, there are some proverbs in all walks of life.
Third, the cervical canal disappears.
Ma Bao, who doesn't know the knowledge of production, will panic when he hears the word "disappear". But anyone who knows a little about the delivery room knows that this is just a phenomenon that describes the production time, that is, labor is coming soon. Don't panic when you hear this, and don't think there is a problem with production. At this time, it is good to listen to the doctor's command.
Know some argot before production, don't make jokes in the delivery room, and know some knowledge, which is also conducive to smooth production and will not cause unnecessary psychological burden.
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