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Cute baby’s sleeping posture became popular. What interesting stories have your children experienced?

Interesting things that my children have experienced:

1. I can’t risk my life to play with you

When I was young, there was a neighbor whose child had a slight brain development. defect. It cannot be seen when there is no attack. That child is three years older than my son. In the third grade, my son is in the kindergarten class. One time two kids were playing poker together, and my son couldn't do it. The child taught me patiently. Once my son has learned it, the two of us will officially start. But that child only wanted my son to play with him and didn’t want my son to beat him. My son didn’t know, so he beat him! As a result, the child suddenly threw my son to the ground and strangled his neck. It took a lot of effort to pull him away. From then on, when the child came to play with him again, my son would push him out and say: "You go away" while pushing him. , I can't risk my life to play with you!

2. Bring the garbage to grandma’s house

My son is a little confused in the second grade. He is particularly willing to go to his grandma’s house to play. I will take him there when I have time. When I don’t have time, I put him on the bus and then call his father and ask him to pick him up at the station! Once, my work unit gave us two Texas braised chickens and two bags of Harbin red sausage as a welfare. I packed the cooked food and asked my son to go to his grandma’s house by himself, telling him that grandpa would pick him up! Before leaving, I asked him to throw away the garbage at the door! As a result, my son threw away the cooked food and took the garbage to his grandma’s house! Later, I saw the same paragraph in an elementary school essay selection.

3. When I grow up, I want to eat.

Later, when my son grew up, he stopped throwing roast chicken and bringing garbage around, but his taste for food grew with age. The growth continues to expand, that is, if you have money, you will eat it, and if you are invited, you will come. Once, this guy was taking the No. 235 bus and passing by Xinghua Street on Bei Erma Road. He saw a beautifully decorated building at the intersection, draped in red and decorated with flowers, and having an opening ceremony with gongs and drums beating. He took one look at the big gilt sign on the building and came home and told me: Mom, there is a big canteen opened on Xinghua Street. There are many people there. The food there must be delicious! Later, after listening to him talk more, I became a little fascinated and thought about taking him to have a meal one day!

These are the interesting things that my children have experienced.