In the primary school textbook, Princess Wencheng went to Tibet and wrote a funny script, kneeling for help.

Princess Wencheng's proposal of the first Tibetan envoy to Tibet (script): Tibetan ancestors-Tibetans live on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Songzan Gambu, the Tubo ruler, admired the civilization of the Tang Dynasty very much. In 640 AD, he sent Lu Dongzan, a minister, to the Tang Dynasty to propose marriage. Wei Shi: In the newspaper, a Tibetan envoy asked for an audience. Emperor Taizong: Xuan. Lu Dongzan: The Eagle on the Plateau —— Our Ambassador Zampson Zagambo A: Our Ambassador Khan B: Our Khan pays tribute to His Majesty in the Tang Dynasty. Emperor Taizong: Rude. Lu Dongzan: Please accept the gift from our Tubo Zampa to your Majesty. Tubo is willing to make peace with Datang, and this trip also brings our most sincere request-begging your majesty to give Princess Datang a gift to get married in Tubo. Emperor Taizong: Yes, but I will test your wisdom. Establish a royal horse farm. Emperor Taizong: Your envoys will first find the mother for this 100 pony. Lu Dongzan: Please give me a day. Emperor Taizong: All right! Back to the palace. (Narrator): The next day, guard: It was reported that Lu Dongzan walked around the pony all day. After being released, the pony returned to their respective mothers. Emperor Taizong: Lu Dongzan is really clever. I invited the envoys to the theatre tonight. Attendant: Yes. Late night guard: When the song is over, everyone will leave. Please go back to your residence and have a rest. Whoever comes back to your residence first is eligible to marry the princess. Attendant: It is reported that Lu Dongzan made a mark along the way and soon returned to his residence along the mark. Emperor Taizong: Lu Dongzan is really clever. Emperor Taizong: But Princess Wencheng has another problem. If Daxiang can answer it, the princess will marry you Khan! Lu Dongzan (full of confidence): Please tell me. (Emperor Taizong takes Dong Zan to the city gate, where there are 300 beautiful women and some citizens. ) Emperor Taizong (pointing to the 300 beautiful women): There are 300 beautiful women here, one of whom is Princess Wencheng. Please find the princess! A little embarrassed, he has never seen Princess Wencheng. Suddenly, an old woman of Han nationality came to Ludongzan. ) Han old woman (quietly praised Lu Dongzan): Princess Wencheng has a red dot between her eyebrows. (Narrator): With the unique wit of Tubo people, Lu Dongzan solved the problems of Emperor Taizong one by one, and Emperor Taizong agreed to marry Princess Wencheng to Songzan Gambu. In the second scene, Princess Wencheng went west. Princess Wencheng: The sky is high and the clouds are light, looking at the geese flying in the south. Where can I find a local accent when the sky is high and the clouds are light? Attendant: This is the Huang Jinbao Mirror-Sun Moon Mirror presented by the emperor when he left. When you are homesick, you can visit Chang 'an. (next to white): Look up to the west and there is no sign of anyone. When I took out my precious mirror, I felt even more desolate when I saw the bustling Chang 'an. I couldn't help but burst into tears. But at the thought of the overall situation of the friendship between Tang and Fan, I resolutely got off the sun and moon mirror, and with the crash of landing, I slowly raised two mountains, namely Sun and Moon Mountain. (Next to Bai): Princess Wencheng continued her westward journey and saw her homesickness. Princess Wencheng (with homesickness): All the rivers in the world flow eastward, but I go west alone. As soon as the voice fell, the river suddenly flowed westward. All rivers in the world flow to the east, but this water flows to the west. Some people say that the little tears of the princess have turned into this backward river. In the third scene, Princess Wencheng is in Tubo. Maid A (Princess Wencheng): Princess, this is Tubo. Maid B (Princess Wencheng): Princess, the capital has arrived. Narrator: Tubo men, women and children ran out of the tent to meet Princess Wencheng, competing to see her beauty and grace. Narrator: Tashildler, Tashildler. Songzan Gambu: Our ancestors failed to marry the Tang Dynasty. It is my great honor to marry a princess of the Tang Dynasty today. I want to build an ideal city for the princess as a memorial to let future generations know Princess Wencheng: I brought many skilled craftsmen and seeds of various grains and vegetables from the Tang Dynasty. Songzan Gampo: Princess Wencheng brought many skilled craftsmen from the Tang Dynasty to build comfortable palaces and weave colorful silks and beautiful tapestries. You should learn from them and send people to study in Datang. Everyone: It's Song Qi: Princess Wencheng came to Tibet, like a lion in a big forest, and a peacock fell to the great plain. The sunset hung high, and Tubo was happy and peaceful from then on.

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I mean funny, and your script is so messy.