Super cold jokes and funny jokes

A cold joke, that is, a failed joke, refers to the joke itself because it is boring, homophonic, translated, or omits the theme, different logic, special judgment or content. Here I bring you a super cold and funny joke, and I like everyone to laugh!

Super cold joke one

1, recently found some hair loss, so I asked my mother: Mom, do you think I need to go to the hospital for hair loss?

Mother comforted: No, your father was like this when he was young. He won't fall for a while. ?

I took a look at my father's bald head and found that what my mother said was very reasonable. . .

2. daughter:? I want to buy a sportswear for my morning run! ?

Dad:? Why? Isn't it nice to wear school uniforms and run in the morning?

Daughter:? Who knew I was running in the morning in my school uniform? They all think I am late for school! ?

My friend's son learns martial arts in his spare time.

Suddenly one day, the teacher called the school and said that his son hit his classmate on the head with a brick.

Go home at night and give his son a good beating. While beating, he asked angrily: Is it for nothing that I spend so much money to send you to learn martial arts every day? Fight with bricks? !

When there is no TV at home, I always stand in front of other people's houses and watch cartoons. My mother saw it and finally discussed it with her father one day. How tired it is for my son to stand in front of other people's houses and watch TV all day! No matter how bitter it is, it can't be bitter, son! ?

I'm so excited to hear the news!

Mom went on to say:? Why don't you buy a small plastic stool for your son? Lightweight and easy to carry! ?

5. The rich are dying. Call his three sons to bed. Old man: My sons, I am dying, but I have a large legacy. Each of you three should buy something to fill this room. Whoever fills it up quickly and fully will leave my legacy to him.

The eldest son bought a lot of waste newspapers, and the old rich man sighed. .

The second son bought a lot of cotton and the old rich man sighed again. .

At this time, the third son came back, fiddled with it for a while and took out a newly bought lighter. . .

Old rich man: That's my' good son'. . My legacy is yours.

Eldest son: Congratulations, Third Brother! Congratulations, third brother! !

Second son: Old three is great! Old three is great! !

Old rich man, eldest son, second son: Third son, can you turn off the gas now? .

Super cold and funny joke 2

1. According to incomplete statistics, this statistic is incomplete.

2. Who would have thought that America's neighbor was actually USB?

If you lose the game, it must be your teammates. If my teammates are good, I can win without them.

The only lesson people get from history is that people never learn from history!

5、? Why are there so many homosexuals in our country?

? Because of the large population base?

6, heaven rewards diligence, authentic rewards, I said: money.

7. Dou Erdun with blue face stole the royal horse, but Grandpa Mao with red face didn't spend enough.

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