Classic jokes about increasing knowledge

We live in the modern new media world. We often smile at a witticism and are surprised at a witticism. Every time social hot spots break out, we expect to have an exquisite Weibo joke to comment. Next, I have carefully prepared a classic knowledge promotion link for everyone. Welcome to watch!

Classic knowledge section (popular) 1. The pig hit the tree, so you hit the pig.

2. The ideal of meat is the life of cabbage.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old together, while I am still young.

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

Up to now, we don't have a particularly rich friend. Can you all be angry?

I'm a celebrity now, so I can't just go to the hospital.

7. I won't go to work if the sun doesn't come out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

8. How far is forever? Get out, boy!

9. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

10. Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

1 1. Lost and found. It's always used.

12. If you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and it is the most famous in Tianjin.

13. Falling in love is something that can be put down once or twice occasionally!

14. Lingling, another ice cream.

15. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

Classic knowledge (classic) 1. Some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

2. True love is like UFO, only heard of it, but no one has seen it.

Looking back on the vicissitudes of the past years, we are just young and frivolous.

4. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

5. What happened today, son? Take the wrong medicine when you go out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

6. Born down and out, five elements are short of money.

7. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

8. Your shameless appearance bears the charm of my youth.

9. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

10. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

1 1. I have a small mind, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but not without it!

12. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

13. Only by filling one's stomach can one not be empty.

14. Why are all the handsome guys in the barber shop and all the beautiful women in the red light district?

15. Others are worried about how to make money, but I am worried about how to spend it: how can I spend 200 yuan until next month 10?

Classic knowledge enhancement paragraphs (selected articles) 1. This man is really white and red!

2. It looks beautiful from a distance, and you want to call the police when you look close.

There is no rehearsal in life, every moment is live.

4. It won't affect you? I will cremate you.

5. How cheap a woman is, why infatuation.

6. In those years, there was a feeling: Let's go to the toilet together!

7. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.

8. When you see me staring at you from a distance, don't think that I am interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

9. Girls only need to succeed once from a virgin to a woman, and boys need repeated training from a virgin to a man!

10. I wrote essays to help the elderly when I was a child. Now think about it, how brave I am!

1 1. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

12. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and prance.

13. Know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

14. We should work in an orderly way and don't race for time nervously.