Tell some super funny jokes, the more the better.

Mr. Chen took his daughter to the shopping center on June 1st. There were so many people that father and daughter were separated. Mr. Chen looked everywhere, but there was still no sign of his daughter. When I was in a hurry, I suddenly heard the broadcast: "Chen XX, Chen XX, please pay attention. Your mother is waiting for you at the reception desk in 1 building. Please listen to the broadcast later. . . . "Mr. Chen wants to know why the child's name is the same as his own. My daughter was waiting there when I went to the first floor. Ask him, "Why don't you tell Mr. Chen XX that your daughter is waiting for you on the first floor?" Answer: "I'm afraid the bad guys will hear me pretending to be my parents and take me away by force."

Is this little girl a genius?

In the girls' dormitory, a girl was talking on the balcony in the middle of the night 12. It seems to be abandoned by her boyfriend, crying at the top of her voice, and a buddy across the street was awakened, and the girl cried for a long time ... The goods couldn't help it, and rushed to the balcony and shouted, "What are you crying at midnight?" Just one person! Come to my brother tomorrow and I will be your man! " The next day, the girl came to me ... and it was done! ! !

Please all the women who passed the newspaper. Tell Kangxi to destroy Japan, take back the stick, destroy Southeast Asian countries and seize the new continent. Open the door. Grasp the industrial revolution. Catch the extinction of Yehnala's family. To expel the Tatars and restore China. So-so. Then you can play a love triangle with your eighth grandfather. Girl, state affairs are important, remember, remember. . . .

My mobile phone is out of money, so I send a message to my friend: "Help me charge the phone bill of 10, and I will pay you back tomorrow." Accidentally crushed into a ball! When I saw it this morning, I read 28 unread messages one by one: 15 said "no need to return it", 4 said "remember to return it when school starts" and the rest said "charge". Then, a sister paper actually said, "Charge 20, I like you!" " Ok, I earned 150 phone bill, and attached a sister paper. Is this a beautiful mistake?