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Rats can breed in human uterus.
Humans and mice are definitely different species, even different genera. According to the pregnancy law, only species within the same genus can cross. Humans belong to the primitive race of mammalian primates, while mice belong to the family of mammalian rodents in the animal kingdom. Obviously, people and mice belong to different genera, and there is no chance of getting pregnant in turn.
You need to pair chromosomes to give birth to the next generation. There are many differences between human genes and mouse genes, and the number of chromosomes is also different, so it is impossible for girls to be pregnant with mice.
The breeding period of mice is one month, while that of people is ten months. So is it a mouse or an intermediate product between a mouse and a person? Or is it a person at all? The doctor said that rats were wandering around. According to him, it must be a mouse, because a child can't move at all for two months and has no teeth. Accordingly, it is a mouse, and the breeding period of the mouse is one month. Why hasn't the mouse been born for two months? Why is this?
Women only produce one egg cell at a time, that is, when there are many sperm in mice and only one egg cell, human eggs can only combine with one sperm at the same time. It is rare to see two eggs, let alone more than 20. Let's give a disgusting example ~ A 20-year-old woman was unfortunately sexually assaulted by five men at the same time ~ But in the end she was pregnant with only one child ~ According to the above example ~ Oh, my God ~ Won't that woman be pregnant with five fetuses?
Maybe I said it ~ many people will think it may be her bad luck? Or a miracle? NONONO ~ impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Why don't I analyze it from another angle ~ everyone has seen the news ~ but others just typed it out in words! It is said that such a big scandal will definitely be exposed by the media, but you can search it on Baidu's online video! There is no such news at all ~ or you can search on the map! Really? Don't! What about the evidence? Where is the evidence? With these paragraphs? It's just a dead letter. Stop talking about videos! Even the most basic pictures can't be taken! Isn't that funny? What does this mean? This is simply a joke ~ a tragedy of defrauding the click-through rate ~
That's all ~ don't say much ~ if you still think it's true, hey!
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