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Chatting with straight men is terrible (changing the way straight men chat)

Speaking of straight men, girls complain a lot. It's terrible to talk directly to straight men. He said to drink more hot water when he has a stomachache, and he said to drink more hot water when he has a cold. Drinking more hot water has become a panacea. Why bring men? In order to avoid becoming a dead straight man in the eyes of girls, let's take a look at our own points and pay more attention to changes in the process of chatting with girls in the future.

1, I don't understand the implication of girls

I forgot where I saw the post. A boy posted a post to the effect that he was single dog and felt very lonely. Then a girl commented on him and said, "I feel lonely, too." The normal development should be that boys say that we are not lonely together. However, the straight man replied to other girls like this: "Are you lonely, too? Then you can open a post yourself. " It's terrible for a girl to choke when talking to a straight man.

To be honest, when I saw this post, I really smiled. The intentions of both girls and boys were so obvious. As long as the boys say it, it's ok. Even if they can't be lovers, it's no problem to be chatting playmates. As a result, the thinking of straight men really doesn't play cards according to common sense, and being single is doomed.

2, don't understand amorous feelings

Woman: Look at my new pajamas. Are they nice? (slightly sexy)

Straight man: What messy clothes did you buy? There is so little cloth that you can't even cover the skin. Is it a loss?

Female: ...

Originally, girls just wanted to seduce boys and listen to their compliments. At this time, boys can tease girls by saying "Let me see if you have it on", so as to further the relationship. As a result, the straight man's reply directly made the girls lose interest, so the straight man who was confused by all kinds of amorous feelings really vomited blood on the girls.

3. Inappropriate jokes

Straight man: I went to the hospital today. I had a fever and felt terrible.

Woman: Ah, that's all right. What did the doctor say?

Straight man: Doctor.

Originally, girls wanted to care about him. At this time, those inappropriate cynicism made people embarrassed and made girls lose interest in him instantly.

The reason why girls think chatting with straight men is terrible is that there is a big problem with straight men's thinking. When things happen, they only think with straight men's thinking. Girls are simply suffering in the process of interacting with straight men, so it is normal for straight men to rarely take off their bills. If you don't want to be a dead straight man, then learn more skills to chat with girls and learn more about girls' minds!

4. Ask questions by checking household registration.

Boys and girls are chatting for the first time, because they don't know each other very well, and they want to know more about girls through chatting. That's understandable. However, some straight men use the wrong method, and directly throw out "How old, how old, what job to do, where to live …" these hukou question areas to ask girls. Come on, where are you from? Why should I answer you?

The correct way is to find a topic to talk about first, and then find out the information you want. For example, you say it's raining today and ask the girl if she has an umbrella. If the girl says no, ask her if she wants an umbrella (know where the girl works). The girl said she brought it, so she turned to ask the girl how to eat at noon (it's a little difficult to go out to eat in heavy rain) and learn more about the girl.