Innocent English humorous jokes

Tong Zhen's humorous jokes in children's interest English.

1. Tommy: "Johnny, how is your little brother?"

Tommy: "John, how is your brother?"

Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. "

Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. "

Tommy: "That's too bad. How did this happen? "

Tommy: "That's too bad. What is this? "

Johnny: "We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won."

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. "

2. Son: "Dad, is French difficult to learn?"

Son: "Dad, is French difficult to learn?"

Father: "My child, at first, but after that, it becomes easy."

Father: "My child, it was difficult at first, but later it became easy."

Son: "Great! I'm going to learn the second half. "

Son: "Great! Then I will study the second half. "

3. A little boy got lost. He went to the roadside and asked the police.

A child got lost, so he asked the policeman by the roadside.

The policeman asked, "Sonny, where is your home?"

The policeman asked, "Where is your home, little fellow?"

The boy replied, "My mother taught me to ask the police when I got lost, but she didn't tell me where I lived."

The boy replied, "My mother taught me to ask the police when I got lost, but she didn't tell me where I lived."

The mother asked her little son, "Tom, if the car was made of chocolate, which part would you eat first?"

A mother asked her little son, "Tom, if the car is made of chocolate, which part would you eat first?"

Tom quickly replied, "Wheels! Then the car will not be closed. "

Tom quickly replied, "Wheels! So the car can't move. "

5. A boy had a stomachache and went home.

A boy came home from school with a stomachache.

"Well, sit down and have a snack," said his mother. "Your stomach hurts because it is empty. When you have something in it, it will be fine. "

"Come, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "You have a stomachache because your stomach is empty. Just eat it. "

After a while, my father came back from work and complained of a headache. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "Just eat something."

After a while, the boy's father came back from work and complained that he had a headache. "You have a headache because your head is empty," said his son. "If you put something in your head, you'll be fine."

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