40 funny words: heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.

4, there is no way to go, where to go, directly by car!

Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

6. There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

7. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ? After a long time? Teacher, please give me a break!

8. After reading the language of 10, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

9. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can also make a small fortune.

10, when you speak ill of me, can you think that you are cooking without embellishing it?

1 1. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and slap her.

12, I had a crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

13, I waited for a long time to hear from you, and it turned out to be a haha. You fucking thought I was telling a joke.

14, the water is shallow, there are bosses everywhere, not social people, and the whole society is always dumbfounded.

15, does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

16. In the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.

17, I don't need you to understand, just shut up.

18, you are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

19, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.

20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

2 1, grandpa comes from grandson.

22. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so there was darkness in the world.

23. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

24, you catch people, people will eat you!

25. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

26, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

27. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

28. I am Jesus, his son, Coconut!