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The origin of the name Caofeidian?
The origin of Caofeidian
According to historical records, Cao defeated Yuan Shao and chased the remaining soldiers to the Bohai Bay. Seeing the beautiful scenery, he decided to rest for a few days and go sightseeing on the sea.
After settling in, he took Jiang Gan and Liu Bei, who was living under someone else’s roof, to the beach. It happened that a fisherman came over and looked carefully. Cao actually knew Liu Zan's Shuqiang, and they had sold lottery tickets together in the early years. Shuqiang also recognized them and greeted them, "Cao, how is your mother?" Cao quickly said, "Okay." He continued to vomit blood. Shuqiang said to Jiang Gan again: "Gan, how is your mother?" Jiang Gan also vomited blood.
Shu Qiang said: I recently built a giant kite that can carry us to the sky and see the sea. Are you willing?
Everyone praised it. Shuqiang led the three people to board the kite and ascended to the sky smoothly. Suddenly a gust of wind blew up the kite.
Shu Qiang said: No, the kite can only carry three people when it encounters strong winds. One of you must jump off.
The three of them were shocked when they heard this and started pushing each other.
Shu Qiang said, "Let's do this. I'll give you a question to test. Whoever can't answer the question will go down. If you can answer it all or even if you can't answer it, I'll jump off." The questions are all of the same type.
The three agreed.
Shu Qiang first asked Liu Bei: How many suns are there in the sky?
Liu Bei: One.
Correct answer!
Ask Jiang Gan again: How many moons are there?
Jiang Gan: One.
Correct answer!
Ask Cao again: How many stars?
Cao: #¥#¥
Shu Qiang kicked Cao down. . . .
Because there was the sea below, Cao saved his life.
A few months later, Cao came to Bohai Bay again. Thinking of what happened last time, he felt very angry, thinking that I could stump a fisherman. This time, let him take a test on historical allusions. As long as we can answer it, let him watch it too. . .
He took Liu Bei and Jiang Gan to find Shuqiang and got on the kite. Because it was spring, Cao was suddenly attracted by the beautiful scenery of the Bohai Bay, and he immediately became inspired by poetry: facing the Jieshi in the east to view the sea; . . . . .
Suddenly the kite trembled wildly. . .
Cao understood what was going on and said to Shuqiang: Come up with a question, but it must be about historical allusions.
Shu Qiang said: Okay.
Ask Liu Bei: Where did the decisive battle between Huang Di and Chi You take place?
Liu Bei: Zhuolu.
Correct answer.
Cao secretly rejoiced on the sidelines. I know the Battle of Zhuolu very well, and I can’t help it now. . .
Ask Jiang Gan: How many people died?
Jiang Qian: More than 30,000.
Correct answer.
Ask Cao: Do ??they all have the same name?
Cao: #¥¥#
Kicked Cao down again. . .
Many years later, Cao missed the scenery of Bohai Bay very much, so he handed over the government affairs to his son and moved his palace to Bohai Bay.
One day, Shuqiang came to Cao and said: Prime Minister, the scenery on the sea is the best now. Do you have the courage to go on a kite trip again?
Cao Mou said: In my entire life as a soldier, I have never seen any formations. Let’s go!
Since Liu Bei had already established himself in the world, he only took Jiang Gan with him and followed Shu Qiang to board the kite.
No more gossip.
Another gust of wind blew up. Cao glanced at Shu Qiang secretly and saw Shu Qiang squinting at him with evil intentions. He thought to himself: This guy must have planned the plan a long time ago. I might as well go ahead myself. Jump, save space and let him see the joke. Anyway, there is the sea below, and you can't fall to death. . .
Thinking of this, I yelled: Wow, wow! I jump!
Jumped down. . . . Unfortunately, there is a desert island here, and Cao is landing on it. . . .
Shu Qiang and Jiang Gan quickly dropped their kites and ran to Cao.
Shu Qiang said regretfully: Prime Minister, Prime Minister, why are you so confused! Why did you forget? You don’t have to jump this time, there are exactly three of us!
Because many fishermen saw Cao flying down from the sky to the unnamed island, they called the island "Cao Feidian", which was later rumored to be "Cao Feidian".
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