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Why don't Indians use paper to go to the toilet?

Why don't Indians use paper to go to the toilet? First of all, make sure that Indians do clean with their hands after going to the toilet-(left hand only). Please remember this). I couldn't believe it when I first saw the relevant statement on the Internet. I thought it was an ugly Indian. Now it has been certified by many parties. Prove that this statement is true.

Secondly, talk about their methods. Not as dirty as we thought. Toilets in India don't have toilet paper like ours, but all toilets have hand sinks next to them. Within reach. Specially used to help clean up afterwards. Even the most luxurious hotel bathroom. Therefore, friends who go to India, in addition to passports, must carry toilet paper with them. Otherwise, you can only learn the Indian model.

In India, hand washing has nothing to do with culture, quality, education and class. Even white-collar workers still have this custom. Therefore, when Indians travel to China, the most inconvenient thing is that there is no sink next to the toilet squat pit, which makes them uncomfortable after going to the toilet.

Indians caught it by hand. The same is true of Bangladeshis. They are all right-handed. Absolutely no one uses his left hand. Therefore, if you eat with Indians, you'd better not put your left hand on the table.

Finally, talk about how to treat this way of going to the toilet. I think there is no need to make a fuss, let alone despise it. This is just a different way of life, but it is full of misunderstandings.

A netizen who often goes to India once said that Indians still think we are ridiculous. Why? An Indian once said,' I don't want to shake hands with them at the thought of them wiping with paper (not only from China, but also all those who wipe with paper). Why do Indians think so? I realized later. It turns out that Indians think that all people who wipe their stools with paper don't wash their hands? ! The misunderstanding is as simple as that. Explained it to the Indians They suddenly realized. Oh, so these people have to wash their hands after wiping their hands with paper. But the problem came at once, and they began to wonder again: you wipe with paper, then wash your hands with water, and we wash our hands directly, then wash our hands with water. Your method is still troublesome. And a waste of resources. And spend money on toilet paper.

There is another reason. Indians also believe that wiping the bottom with paper will increase the incidence of hemorrhoids, while using hands will reduce the incidence. I have to say that Indians were "smart" for a while.

This is the difference in way of thinking. I am used to using paper now. And I'm sure I'll never use my hands. However, if I was born in India, my parents taught me to use my hands since I was a child. I will never feel anything wrong with my hands. Everyone's way adapts to his own environment. There is nothing to blame, and there is no need for others to live according to your idea. I realized a profound and mysterious philosophy by going to the toilet. Sounds like a lot of benefits. Why don't you try next time?

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