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1, Tanabata, I count. If nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me. My room is full of Valentine's Day gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide. If you feel lonely on Tanabata, turn off the lights and show a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover, but I drink 7-up at home alone.

Handsome people spend Tanabata alone, while ugly people desperately show their love.

6. Lovers' Valentine's Day and the enemy's Di Renjie.

7. I have just been confessed by someone I like! Let's congratulate you just now!

8. "What are you going to give me on Tanabata?" "I'll send you thousands of miles away."

9. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

10, now I don't even want to set my bank card password. I feel very tired to protect my two-digit deposit with six digits.

1 1. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

12, I get angry at the thought of Tanabata. I don't know which beast held my future wife's hand that day.

13, almost to Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

14, Tanabata, don't bask in gifts, bask in your boyfriend, maybe there will be the same paragraph.

15, looking back 500 times in previous lives, I got a sentence in this life: rogue!

16, girls don't really think you are poor, they just want you to make progress. Boys don't really think you are ugly, they just want to change girlfriends.