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Chu Qiaochuan
Yu Wenhuai died like this? I couldn't believe it at one time. It's not that I don't want him to die, but I think his death is a bit too suspenseful, too thrilling and too unpopular.
Forgive me for being so unfriendly. But for Yu Wenhuai, I really can't be kind.
Yu Wenhuai is the number one villain in Chu Qiao Biography. Some people may disagree with me. Some people say that Xun Yan is the number one villain. No, no, in my heart, Xun Yan is still the boy who wears sunny clothes and rides an angry horse chasing the wind. At any time, I can't bear to classify him as a villain.
When Yu Wenhuai appeared, there was no doubt that he was a bad person. On the hunting ground, his cunning and ferocity make people shudder. The flower-like girl was chased and bitten by groups of hungry wolves, and his morbid smile made people extremely disgusted. When Chu Qiao was fighting the wolf, he proposed to shoot Chu Qiao with an arrow. In short, if the wolf can't bite you, the arrow will shoot you! Under the fierce appearance, what a perverted heart is hidden!
Yu Wenhuai's life is a black history full of calculations. As soon as he appeared, he played a honey trap on his cousin Yu and then killed him, but he underestimated Yu's strength!
My grandfather Yu Wenxi has always looked down on her as an unmarried woman and has doubts about his ability to handle affairs. Often call him a useless thing. On the surface, he is passive to Yu Wenxi, but in fact, there is resentment in his heart.
The Yuwen family is in charge of David's spy paper eye, and the president is Yuwen Yue of Hasega. I am low-key and introverted, and Yu Wenhuai is domineering.
As a member of the Yuwen family, he is far from Yuwen Yue in character and ability. But he just thinks highly of himself and opposes everything. Sadly, he never got the upper hand. He has always coveted his rights, so he will spare no effort to find trouble whenever he has the chance.
He is vicious and seems to be very shrewd, but his high-profile will always betray his shallowness and let people see through his weight at a glance. On the hunting ground, what seems to be a battle between Chuqiao and the hungry wolf is actually a competition between different classes and a game within the same class.
As a result of competition and game, the outcome has been seen. Chu Qiao survived, and the rescue of He also showed us the antagonistic relationship between the characters at the beginning. The appearance of Yu Wenhuai is a joke. He is self-righteous, but he doesn't smile. He betrayed the self-righteous shoo-in, but the essence is that the strength is too different.
Later, he wanted to make a big fuss about his birthday party, and he wanted to poison himself with someone else's hand. He also forgot that hidden weapons and Poison are also good at being the heirs and supervisors of spy paper eyes.
In the subsequent contest, it was he who provoked the trouble and he was also humiliated.
I feigned death. He obviously expressed his condolences, but his motives were so obvious that people could see at a glance that he was looking for trouble. At the critical moment, Wei Guifei's visit not only easily relieved Yu from his post, but also made a decree that he was not allowed to step into the castle peak courtyard privately. Seeing his embarrassing appearance, I remembered an old saying, "stealing chickens and not eating rice"!
Repeated failures forced me to move out of my grandfather's Yuwen Block. However, Yu Wenxi came to the Castle Peak Courtyard and brought me some beautiful women to be maids, but she was pushed back by the younger generation. As a result, Yu Wenxi, who hit a soft nail here, despises his grandson who is a monk. Of course, in the later plot, Yu Wenyue told Yu Wenhuai that Yu Wenhuai was not his grandfather, but his father, which made Yu Wenhuai's life experience a joke.
The most embarrassing scene for Yu Wenhuai is about Aunt Song being pushed into the lake by three sisters at Chuqiao. Yu Wenhuai thought he had enough evidence and sent many servants to salvage in the lake. Just when he was proud, he didn't want to do anything before him. It's not the evidence of Chu Qiao's murder, but the finger pointing at Yu Wenhuai's men.
I was offended by many times, so I decided to put Yu Wenhuai in charge of spy paper eyes. Who knows, Yu Wenhuai, who is full of ambition but can't be reused, has never taken over. He was scared by Yu's understatement and started the self-destruction device of the spy paper eye. All kinds of secrets collected by Wei over the past few years were instantly burned. In Di Wei's mind, this also automatically labeled Yu Wenhuai as "more things than less things".
After Chu Qiao became Yu's concubine, she was intensively cultivated, and her physical quality and thoughts were improved day by day. Unexpectedly, because I overheard Yu's words, I misunderstood Yu's motive of killing his brother and the purpose of training myself. It happened that Xun Yan wanted to take Chu Qiao back to Yanbei for three transgressions of five times, so on the appointed day, Chu Qiao killed Yu Wenxi to avenge his relatives.
At this moment, Yu Wenhuai was engaged in an event that deeply saddened Xun Yan and wished him dead. After returning to Hongshanyuan, I was told that Grandpa Yu Wenxi had been killed. He was shocked at first, and then he got angry when he learned that it was Chu Qiao. His anger is not for Yu Wenxi's death, but from the heart, hoping that Yu Wenxi will die soon. He was angry because a Meidochan humiliated him again and again.
He knew that all this was due to the cultivation of Chu Qiao, which enabled Chu Qiao to become strong soon. He is full of envy for Yu Wenyue. He is jealous of his ability and background, and he is also jealous of the reuse of right.
Later, when he was in mourning, he mocked the dead Yu Wenxi and spoke of his dignity that had been suppressed and trampled on for many years. His almost distorted expression shows that he is also a poor man, but this pity is covered up by his hatred.
However, when you see this, don't underestimate Yu Wenhuai. Although he never got any benefits from Yu, it was because Yu was considerate and open-minded. However, if his bad ideas are applied to the greedy, selfish and suspicious Emperor Wei, it always works.
His slanderous remarks will cast doubt on others. And he designed for Yan Shicheng, "Wei Di will die, and Yan Xi will rule the world?" This fabricated declaration of rebellion suits Emperor Wei very much. He directly designated Yan Shicheng as an anti-thief, and on the night when Xun Yan and Chu Qiao agreed to sneak back to Yanbei, he personally cut Yan Shicheng's head, thus widening the heart of Wei Emperor.
It is the cruelest and climactic part of Chu Qiao Biography to show his true villain essence incisively and vividly. The scene in which he ordered Xun Yan to perform an autopsy on his family members showed his inhuman qualities without reservation. He has no kindness at all. His eyes and heart are full of abnormal distortions.
However, as far as wits are concerned, he can never beat. After the Jiuyoutai incident, he tried to kill many times, but he was mediated and pulled back from the death line again and again. And Chu Qiao stayed in the yard for three years, and were also secretly protected.
Even later, when Yu was sent to the border, he could threaten Wen Huai and demand to keep the tomb because he had evidence that Yu Wenxi and Yu Wenhuai had an affair with Liang. As a result, Yu Wenhuai's energy is bound to be restrained. I really admire Yu's foresight. As a member of the Yu family, how can there be such a big gap between being a man and doing things?
Seeing that Xun Yan has been banned from Ying Ge for three years, various forces are stirring. Yu Wenhuai incited Wei Shuyou and Zhao Xifeng to assassinate Xun Yan. As a result, it was designed by Xun Yan, which lost Zhao Xifeng and Wei Shuyou. As a result, he lost two partners who were in cahoots with him.
These seemingly clever but actually stupid behaviors of him reflect the wisdom of Yu He. He drifted away in the confrontation with them, often leaving us with a lonely and funny figure.
In terms of intelligence and ability, he is inferior to; As far as charm is concerned, he is not even as good as Xun Yan. His true feelings for Chun Er, Princess of Wei Dynasty, made Chun Er lose face ironically. There is not much description of his feelings in the play. There are only a few shots, but it is also unclear to the audience.
He courted Chuner, but Chun Er turned him down. He once peeked at Princess Xiao Yu to change clothes, and then when he cooperated with Xiao Yu, he was also greedy for beauty. He once cared about the maid who was arranged beside Yu, but only wanted to sleep for Yu, which became the laughing stock of Yu Wenxi for many times.
Does he really like Chun Er? I don't think so. He values Chun Er's princess status more. For Xiaoyu, I just want to cooperate better with him. In order to be reused, he is willing to be a spy like grandpa Yu Wenxi, regardless of the interests of his home country; I have never felt sorry for my maid's brocade candle, but it is just a man's physiological need.
However, Chun Er's affection for Xun Yan further ignited his desire to kill Xun Yan.
He has never loved anyone, he only has himself in his heart, and anyone and anything can be used as a tool and means of promotion. He has never been confident, but he is deeply inferior in his bones. His inferiority comes from his mother being a handmaid, from the contempt and scolding of Wenxi, and from the sharp contrast with him.
When Xiao Yu wanted to cooperate with him, he asked Xiao Yu why he chose him, so he asked because he was not confident. He felt that his ability was not enough for Xiaoyu to take a fancy to him. Xiao Yu answered because he was ambitious.
Yes, he is ambitious. He wants to achieve something, but his ability doesn't match his ambition. People with low self-esteem usually cover up their weakness with arrogance. He is jealous of his background and ability. In fact, Yu's childhood was not happy.
I was originally a mistress's child. When Yu was very young, his mother died unjustly, and his father adopted him to a long room and became Yu's grandson. I suffered the tragic death of her mother. Although she has a bad cold, she is mentally healthy. Even under Yu's guidance, Sandwich's martial arts are outstanding. What is more commendable is that Yu is kind, self-disciplined and compassionate! These are all incomparable to Yu Wenhuai.
Xun Yan defected on the day she married Chun Er. After deus ex, she abandoned the beautiful army that betrayed Yanbei, and then surrendered to Xun Yan. When Chu Qiao learned this, he single-handedly rescued the American troops trapped in the encirclement. Yu Wenhuai appeared at this time. Seeing Chu Qiao, he smiled evil spirit, because he could finally catch Chu Qiao, a woman who made him hate and fear.
Just, he overestimated his ability, Chu Qiao is no longer a slave in the hunting ground. He didn't know that this meeting with Chu Qiao was the last moment of his life. He was almost killed by Chu Qiao. Before he died, there was an incredible expression on his face. I wouldn't have thought that the day Xun Yan rebelled was the day he died. He collapsed with that incredible face.
I'm a little surprised, too He died without the praise of "people are dying with clear pronunciation and mellow voice" or the grandiloquence of "being a hero again in twenty years". The knife he owed Yan Shicheng was returned by Chu Qiao. Once, on the hunting ground, a man was killed, gnashing his teeth, saying that all the evils he did were under this sword as a reward.
Compared with the evil spirit's malicious smile before he died, it seems a little hasty for him to die with one knife. Although, now, the plot has long lost Yu Wenhuai's figure, but my eyes often flash his dying scene. If you do more wrong, you will die. For this eternal proposition, I think it is necessary to spend some ink to write about this character.
Throughout this TV series, as long as Yu Wenhuai appears, it seems that everyone has a funny mood. His behavior is the plot of comedy, plus the color of tragedy. His life is a tragicomedy, with self-righteous arrogance and a bleak ending.
Aside from TV series, the actor who plays Wen Huai is really good, and it is also a skill to play such a disgusting person. It is said that his acting is a bit split, and everyone suspects that such a bad person is actually played by him. There are even reports that his mother won't let him go home after reading it. Of course, this may just be gossip.
Whether it is true or not, in short, give the actor a big compliment first!
Finally, end today's topic with a popular slogan, "Yu Wenhuai, the director wants you to get the box lunch!" " "Hee hee, you know, right? ......
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