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Are there any interesting matches?

Sun Walker? (A year's college entrance examination Chinese questions require couplets. Standard answer: Zu Chongzhi) The bow is long, the bow is long, the archer is long, the bow is archery, and the arrows all hit.

It is difficult to open a bow, such as a beautiful plum, a beautiful plum, a carpenter's plum, a woodcarving plum. Smoke extends along Yan Yan's tree vines to several summer trees. Shanghai tap water comes from the sea, and talents from China go abroad.

User test: Hainan frigate guards the South China Sea.

The netizen tried it right: Zhongshan daylily is in Huangshan.

The netizen is very sincere: the leaves of Huangshan larch are embedded in the mountains, and the wood is turned into smoke because of the fire in Chaishan. Many chickens starved to death at night and stole rice. Tong Tong kills rats and cools beams in summer. The guest coughed and went straight into the Taiwan Strait on both sides of the strait, trying to capture the Monkey King Jiang Guangtou alive. The golden hoop can be long or short. Huaguoshan and water curtain cave are warm and harmonious. A burning train, fire truck, fire truck. (Xiaolong tries) The fan stops running, electric fan, electric fan. Where is the lovely girl? Girls from China, Czech Republic, Japanese, Nanjing, Chongqing and Chengdu have loved each other since they went to Liang. Seagulls in the water are unique and sharp, in all directions. Two fists arch, five fingers two short three factories. Mother-in-law, don't wear modern red, beware of spies. Father-in-law should grow a beard, so as not to be a strong man. Wangjianglou looks down at the river, and the river tower flows through the ages. On the stage of poetry competition, poetry is unique, and so is poetry. Longevity is better than that of Nanshan, the mountains are not old, people are the oldest, people live long, have plenty of food and clothing, and eat well. They rank among the three, and Taiwan Province enjoys prosperity. The distinguished guests should have come long ago, and it is only natural that they should have come.

Happiness is like the East China Sea, the sea is vast and the sky is vast, an old man, with a beast on his face and a bad heart. An old bastard will die, come to a bad end. If he gets up before he can fight, he will regret it. Love the people like children, and gold and silver are my children. Law enforcement is like a mountain, and Qian Shan is a mountain. Master wants money, money and tickets, regardless of north and south.

Damn little guys, the wheat is not harvested, the valley is not harvested, the bucket is not harvested, and the green and yellow are not picked up. What should I send? There is a full moon in the sky, a half moon on the ground, and a half moon every month. Tonight is the end of a year, tomorrow is a year, and year after year is the end of a year. Prime Minister Hefei, the thinnest farmer in the world, Changshu, is in the middle of the night, and the plum blossoms are not in full bloom in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August. When the pepper is ripe, the elders are black-hearted Four lights, a single layer of paper, shining brightly, shining all over the southeast and northwest. Eight hanging money, one year of study, hard work, through spring, summer, autumn and winter. Lantern, cage lamp, without white paper (paper), how to keep out the wind? Pick up red dates and blow them into fire.

Cover the pot, cover the pot. Without Bupleurum, where can there be cultivated land? You cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. One big jiao, two small jiao, three-inch golden lotus, four spring waists, five, six, seven, two rouge powders, and eight or nine skirts, which are very beautiful.

September is 80% round, seven Hanlin, six shame, four points and three points, and the second sedan chair comes with me. Next to the word clothes, quilt pants; Rain prefix, frost and snow dew. How can you stop the frost, snow and fog without a coat and trousers?

Beside the golden character, a spatula; Grass prefix, onion and leek, how to cook onion and leek without spatula? A duck girl often washes her feet without shoes, and a chicken is lazy to comb her hair. In the deep mountains, two apes cut off firewood, and the little monkey dares to saw. The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast run out of its hoof? The snow disappeared, the lion lost weight, the moon was round and the rabbit was fat. This place can live in Huaguoshan, and the flowers are rotten, which is very sad. The responsibility lies in the lush fields. Three generations, three generations, three generations, three generations, pass on the flower bowl, and Qiu.

Yan, Yan and Yan Huimei, an artist's family and an enterprise, are well-known and skilled. Avalokitesvara with thousands of hands and eyes is a thousand-year-old Buddha, immortal.

Su Sanxian, Sanxian, Sangao, Sanjie Temple, Sanwenhao and Sanwen are immortal. Clear water, clear spring, clear spring, clear cellar, cave cellar, cold dew and cold dew, heavy snow and light snow in early Shuang Shuang and Melissa Zhou. The Yangtze River is long, the Yellow River is yellow, and the micro waves are huge. Read good books, plant good fields, and learn well. It is difficult to start a business, to defend the city, and to advance despite difficulties. Have the right thoughts, the right style and the right heart. Too many selfish desires, too many distractions, too much greed, too much loss. Yellow flowers in the wild are like gold nails, and white towers in the city are like jade diamonds. Look up, roll the dragon to hold the column, the long arch bridge, Wolong spit water, and the dragon plays with pearls. In all directions, Longshan is surrounded by dragons.

Looking around, tourists crowded the garden, old people were leaning on crutches, little people were climbing their shoulders, lovers were holding hands, and thousands of families came to the crowd, forming a sea of people. A little ice wine, a little lilac, a lot of flowers, a lot of freezing rain, a lot of people. At two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west, they divided the guests' minds and thought about their own country, home and country. Appreciate the romantic moon, the autumn fragrance and the moon. The moon and the moon are clearly in the mountains, and the mountains are beautiful. Wushan Xiu Xiu is very attached to the mud. Jade pipes connect with geography, and water comes out of the water. Ink is dotted with astronomical magpies, crows and crows, which set up branches and tell fortunes. On the way, Yan came to Yan to talk about the Spring and Autumn Festival, the sunset glow was like brocade in Jinxi Dongchuan, Sichuan, and the golden crescent moon was like a bow.

Watch the tide, watch the tide pavilion, watch the tide and watch the waves. Flying snow welcomes spring, Xue Rui welcomes spring, and flying snow and Xue Rui welcome spring together. Shanxi New Year, Shaanxi New Year, Shanxi Shaanxi New Year. Mother rides a mare and mother goes up and down; A scholar is absolute, and a son is an absolute grandson. Move the chair and lean on the tung to enjoy the moon; Wait for the lights to go to the pavilion and attack each other. Scholars in this world are short-sighted (seeking the next link). Xiaolong tried to prove himself right: after nine years, the stable curtains will stick to the old ones.

The netizen tried it right: the wind twisted the maple willow bee to leave the phoenix.

The netizen tried to correct: the thorn tied by the secretary of the department season.

The netizen tried it right: Cao Lie holds hot sugar in the trough of Caotang.

Netizen Cheng: Juzi Juzi caught a natural guest, actually a guest in the sky; People have been to the Big Buddha Temple, which is bigger than others. One person's congress, two people are the sky, and the big person is bigger than the sky; Two trees make up a forest, three trees make up a forest, the wood of the forest, and the forest of Mao Mu. Lazy students, not reading, look up at the eaves, 12345, waiting for lunch;

Mr. Lazy, if you don't explain, just bow your head and confess. Who has fish? The top of the Jianjian Mountain is small, and the bottom is big (looking for the next link). Xiaolong tries to figure out that tomorrow will be the west and the east will be the moon.

The netizen tried it right: the good man's left daughter and right son, the fig on Guo Hua Mountain; (User asks for the next link)

There is a spring and autumn outside the spring and autumn building.

Xiao Longer tried to be right: in the eyes of lovers, lovers eat breakfast; (Long Xiao Er is sparring)

The netizen is crazy: go to the mountain pavilion immediately, stop with the fairy, stop on the mountain, and the mountain pavilion will accompany the fairy; (Netizen asks for the next link) made by an ancient friend in China; (User asks for the next link)

The netizen's dream is right: the girl is so sad, and the stars shine in my heart; (Netizen asks for the next link) Hua Feihua Xie Tianhong sells heartbroken; (User asks for the next link)

Netizens are crazy about being born: spring goes back to spring, and the garden is full of greenery, which means no peace of mind, magnolia, sauvignon blanc, meeting each other, flute under the moon, fairy songs, slow voices, double words and resentment. (It's all epigraph names, and netizens ask for the next link)

Director He (Zhang), Director He (Chang) and Director He (Chang) are Director Zhang. (User asks for the next link)

Xiao Longer tried to be correct: attach importance to fine varieties (the masses), attach importance to fine varieties (the total amount), and care about fine varieties (the total amount) without caring about fine varieties (the masses). Flowers are fragrant; (Netizen asks for the next link) My heart is tan, my heart is awkward, I am uneasy, and my heart is inseparable; (Netizen asks for the next link) A general of Gushan Temple is single-handedly; (User asks for the next link)

Xiao Langer tried to do things well: fly with me, two identical newcomers. Taoists steal persimmons from temples; (User asks for the next link)

Xiaolong Zhuoyou: Miao Opera on the Monk River: Xiaolong, the dragon of couplets; Small seedlings, unknown bugs.