What was the most embarrassing thing you did at your mother-in-law's house? What was the situation then?

A brother went to the northeast mother-in-law's house to help with the work. At that time, he was poor and could only sleep in one kang at night. My brother's wife has a younger sister who is more beautiful than his wife, especially in figure. She can make up herself. So when my brother had dinner at night, he had a few more drinks with his father-in-law, and everyone in his family would drink some wine. As a result, everyone drank a little too much. In the middle of the night, my brother deliberately lay down beside her sister-in-law, but she hugged him. It turns out that my brother is particularly handsome, and my sister-in-law has long had this idea. The next step is to omit ten thousand words. When I went to work after breakfast the next day, my father-in-law said that I didn't sleep well last night. I'll sleep for a while first. Shame on my brother for not talking for a day. I haven't had a drink at my mother-in-law's house since then.

The first time I went to my mother-in-law's house, I was more restrained. I held my breath and did everything fairly, but I did one thing that is still a big joke. I have been married for many years, but my mother-in-law still laughs at me when I mention it.

The first time I went to my mother-in-law's house, I was not so close to my daughter-in-law. I felt very shocked when I held hands, so both of them were very shy. My parents-in-law are very kind to me and keep me at home for dinner.

Dinner is simple. My mother-in-law quarreled over two dishes, and instead of drinking, she gave me a bowl of porridge directly. I feel that the whole family is staring at me, and I feel very uncomfortable, but I am pretending to be calm. There is a plate of tofu on the dining table, which is the kind of "Wang Zhihe tofu". There are about six or seven pieces in a small plate. I have never eaten it. I took a bite of porridge and just put a piece in my mouth. Oh, my God.

I clearly watched my mother-in-law, daughter-in-law and father-in-law secretly laugh. I felt embarrassed, so I had no choice but to fight back. Later, I got married and blamed my daughter-in-law. "Why don't you remind me, or pour me a glass of water?" My daughter-in-law said that the way their family looked at me was so funny that they forgot everything at once. It was the first time I went to my mother-in-law's house and left a big joke. I still think I ran away that night.

The first time I went to my mother-in-law's house, it happened to be the Spring Festival. I came to a dozen relatives and was very nervous … I didn't know what to do. My mother-in-law pays attention to even numbers in cooking. I remember there were 66 courses. At that time, I had to sit in the middle. I had to pee before dinner … I was caught in the middle of the dining table and embarrassed to go to the toilet … that one was kept in my mouth, and then my relatives opened the white wine … remember when the prince wine was served? It should be 56 degrees, I can't remember. I just kept clinking glasses. I drank my wife's uncle's own medicated wine ... with beer in the middle, and then I was unconscious ... The next day, according to my wife, it was a little embarrassing ... In the middle of drinking, I started patting my uncle's shoulder and chatting ... I forgot what to talk about, and then I even peed my pants and threw up all over me ... I didn't have any idea, and finally my uncle's father-in-law stripped me naked and changed my clothes. But when I woke up the next morning, I woke up, too, saying that I had drunk four bottles of 750 ml of Prince's wine last night. Anyway, I have to drink two bottles myself ... because I've been clinking glasses ... I'm very nervous ... two beer halls and two small cups of medicinal liquor ... Ah, but besides being nervous, I'm also very nervous, because it's a long drive from Los Angeles to San Jose ... I left in the middle of the night and arrived in the morning, so I didn't sleep well, and I was always nervous ... That's the most important thing.

Thought of here, I typed out the code word of my mobile phone and didn't look back. Please forgive me if there are any typos that are unreasonable. This is something that really makes you happy. ...

My wife and I met in college. My wife is from the north and I am from the south. Our two families are far apart. However, the power of love is infinite, no matter how far away, we are still together. My wife followed me to live and work in Guangdong, and my parents didn't agree with her at first.

First of all, my wife lives in the countryside and has a younger brother and a younger sister. The second is that the distance between the two families is too far, and it will be too much trouble to go back to my parents' house in the future, but I finally agreed after I said it. Her parents came to us specially from their hometown to discuss with them how to deal with wine and some marriage matters. My mother insisted on doing it here, but she said she would go back to her hometown. Finally, we took a compromise, that is, the wedding was held at the place where my wife and I worked.

We'll go back to our parents' house a few days after we get married, and then we'll ask them to make some tables of wine. Speaking of the wedding two days before returning home, we were all exhausted. It was really hard to take the train to my mother-in-law's house all night. When her mother-in-law returned to her parents' house, she had arranged the wine and found that their whole family was already waiting there. Just introducing all kinds of relatives gives me a headache. I also want to arrive on the first day. I was tired from the journey, so I went to rest after dinner.

At this time, my mother-in-law took my hand and said that so many relatives at home were waiting for me, and I must accompany them to eat and drink. To tell the truth, I can drink alcohol in my hometown, but absolutely not. Generally, if you weigh more than half a catty, you will feel dizzy. My wife also said that you have a big face. So many people are waiting for you to eat alone, so you have to lose face. Speaking of which, I'm really embarrassed to refuse. Before I came, I heard from my wife that everyone in their family could drink, but I didn't expect to drink so much.

At the dinner table, the men in my wife's family take turns to accompany me to drink, but it's no good not to drink, and they will always find various reasons. When I was getting drunk, I secretly told my wife or helped me find a reason to quit. I didn't expect my wife to be in a good mood and loudly say that you, a big man, only drink so much and want to escape. My relatives listened to it, and it was another joke, which embarrassed me as a southerner, and I drank a lot of wine as a result.

I got drunk in front of my mother-in-law's relatives. I don't even know how to get back to my mother-in-law's house, which was built in the countryside. The house has three floors. It is very big and has many rooms. To tell the truth, this is my second visit to my mother-in-law's house, because it's too far away and I'm very busy at work. It's rare to come here. Basically, parents run back and forth on both sides.

All I know is that the toilet is in the yard and I'm not familiar with her home. Plus, I was drunk and tired that day and ran to my mother-in-law's room in a daze. Fortunately, I was so tired that night that I slept until dawn. But my mother-in-law was frightened, and I didn't wake up until I heard what she said. It took me a long time to wake up the next day. As soon as I got up, I found the whole family coming to see me. Scared me, I said, "Why are people looking at me?" My mother-in-law pulled a face and said, "You are so unreliable and so bad. What do you mean you want to eat it all? "

I was shocked to hear that. I took a closer look and found it was wrong. This doesn't seem to be my wife's room, because I have been to my wife's room once before, and I probably have a little impression on the layout of her room. Did I run to the wrong room last night and suddenly feel a little embarrassed? I said, "I was really tired and drunk last night. I accidentally ran into the wrong room and didn't let my sister be wronged. " I quickly apologized to my mother-in-law, and when I was nervous, I found myself incoherent. They were all laughing, and my mother-in-law said, "Since it was a misunderstanding, forget it. You need a long snack. " . My wife and I stayed at my mother-in-law's house for another two days and will be back soon. It is embarrassing to marry a daughter-in-law and make so many jokes.

I remember one year on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, I went to my father-in-law's house to visit relatives, with my wife and children, four sisters, one sister, one brother and one younger brother. Because my wife's family is in the county, I seldom drink while driving, and my wife's family doesn't drink either, so I have never given up drinking. Somehow this time, my wife wanted to stay at my parents' house, so I didn't want to go back. At dinner in the evening, so did my brother-in-law and I. At that time, my brother-in-law was in a bad mood and wanted a drink. I am eager to have it. Let's have a white one first The three of us drank less than two kilograms and became red. Brother-in-law drank too much first and fell asleep on the sofa. My brother and I drank slowly. Later, my wife's brother came back and drank a little too much. After sitting down, I poured him a cup. After drinking, I said, brother, I, everyone in your family didn't drink enough. Everyone who drinks knows that if he drinks too much, his brain will be hot and he will not speak neatly. He drank too much. At that time, his face was very ugly, and my parents-in-law were around. My wife's brother had a bad temper and suddenly got angry. At that time, he and I quarreled. My brother-in-law quickly pulled me out. I remember pulling the table off. Both the plates and bowls are dropped. What's more, in the morning 12, my grandfather dragged me to the hospital for an intravenous drip! My wife cried with anger, and the next morning we hurried home without eating.

Later, I heard from my mother-in-law that my brother woke up the next day and didn't remember anything. Let me forget it! I really appreciate my parents-in-law. I am really tolerant and reasonable. I also learned a lot from this incident. I feel that drinking is not a good thing and I am not so proud. After the New Year, I quit smoking and drank less. Since then, I have never had a drink in my father-in-law's house!

Manual only, first release!

The old father-in-law who used to be a prison guard said: In his family, he was wrong and he was right.

After five years of marriage, two embarrassing things happened in my father-in-law's house. My father-in-law is a prison guard, probably for professional reasons. Usually, I look serious in my life, and I do things quickly and cleanly, which is also a particularly anxious character.

The first time I went to my father-in-law's house, I was really a little scared because they didn't agree that I was with his daughter. The main reason is that our place is too far away (more than 200 kilometers from his home), and he doesn't agree to marry his daughter far away. At that time, I thought I would be kicked out of the house by him, but I still had the cheek to go. After I went there, I found that everything was all right except a little less enthusiasm.

After spending more than a year with my wife, let's talk about marriage. That day, I took my family to my father-in-law's house to talk about marriage, and discussed some customs and processes of marriage. During the discussion, my father-in-law may be dissatisfied with some processes and a little unhappy. He suddenly picked up a sentence, "Xiao Liao, in my family, I am wrong and I am right. Don't argue with me."

As soon as the words were finished, he got up and went out. Our family looked at each other and said nothing. We felt embarrassed at that time. Later, my dad said, after all, we are marrying other people's daughters, and we should respect each other's customs in many customs and processes, so that others will think that her daughter's marriage is glamorous.

Actually, my father-in-law is very kind to people. Now he has retired and returned to his hometown in the countryside. He usually keeps chickens and ducks at home. Friends and neighbors come home to make tea and chat every day.

My wife and I are free to fall in love. Although our family is very close, we have little contact because we are away all the year round.

At that time, before I graduated, I worked as a summer job in my dad's factory and secretly went to see her on holiday the next day. Then cuddling in the square was seen by the future mother-in-law, and I was embarrassed to disturb. We don't know. Then I went to another place to continue. As a result, it got dark, and her mother called to discuss it when she got back. She prepared a meal and asked me to go to her house for dinner. .

I was so nervous when I was eating that I couldn't speak. I was tongue-tied, and the climax came. Her mother handed me a bottle of Coca-Cola, and I groped there, but I couldn't open the jar, which was embarrassing.