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Asking for documents: April on earth is full of incense and dust.

brief Introduction of the content

Introduction to April Day on Earth: Xu secretly loves his childhood friends. She cherishes it too much to express her love. Falling in love with, I don't want to see Ye, the savior who has been looking for many years, at the engagement ceremony, and give up following. Frustrated, Xu used her work to kill loneliness, but she didn't know that she had been secretly in love with her boss Ye.

Love is a circle. Each of us loves the person we love, but we never look back and cherish the person who loves us. The biggest tragedy is that when Xu went back to love Ye, Ye's 100% girl came back.

Editor's recommendation

1. April Day on Earth is a book written by the author with great care. Its name is April on earth, not April on earth. The former is a flower of love that blooms in the world; The latter is the flower of love withering. The word "gold" has different meanings in different positions.

2. The language style of April Day on Earth is changeable, sometimes humorous, sometimes sad, and the classic language is frequent, which is very interesting to read.

Brief introduction of the author

Hui, female, born in 1980s, split Gemini makes her both rigorous as a researcher and romantic as a young woman in literature. I like the excitement of living in groups and enjoy the peace of being alone. I like food, beautiful clothes, music and dogs. Looking forward to a quiet and comfortable life, tepid but with few surprises. However, this world is often unexpected without joy, and it will be enough to torture people. I just hope that words can bring comfort to you and me.

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The first chapter when childhood friends /00 1

I said sadly, "I missed Yang Guo all my life at first sight." Ye Chenyi laughed: Actually, I'm telling the truth, but I can't ask everyone to understand me. Just like I have had a crush on that man for so many years, he knows nothing, and his gentle eyes never stop on me.

Chapter II Life is a circle /03 1

The image of the headmaster of Springfield Huahua Kindergarten comes to my mind. His mouth twitched and he said, "You like raising people; Juren likes Xiaoya; Xiaoya likes Ye Chenyi; It seems that Ye Chenyi is very interested in you; This is complete. " My mouth twitched and I said, "No, don't do that."

Chapter III Who stays in the sky and who is right /06 1

I can't help asking, "Why don't you consider me?" He turned his head and his gentle eyes fell on me: "Baboon, you are very, very important to me, so I will put you in the safest position for a long, long time." I feel gloomy. Now, I am incompatible with what I love in my heart, but I can only go on bravely.

The fourth chapter who to talk to, don't talk about /095

Who are you talking to? It doesn't talk. This is a big deal. I fearlessly threw myself into an inexplicable love, only to find that the familiarity and intimacy that I used to get along with day and night can also become the weight on the love balance. I think I kind of like him.

Chapter 5 100% boy/123

"On a beautiful morning in April, I passed 100% girls on a narrow street near Shinjuku, Tokyo."

I smiled and thought, fortunately, we didn't pass by. Some people may not be 100% when they meet, but over time, when love accumulates, they will become my 100% boy.

Chapter 6 So this is love/155

He said "silly girl" and held me in his arms, shielding me from the cool wind and giving me warmth.

I hugged him tightly with the back of my hand, the blessings of my loved ones, the concern of my lover, happiness, sweetness, and joy from my heart. So this is love.

Chapter 7 So this is love/189

For a long time with him, I once naively thought that giving from the heart, sweetness and happiness is love.

But now, I finally understand that betrayal, sadness, deep despair from the bottom of my heart, originally, this is love.

Chapter 8 Xu, forward, forward! /225

I have a warm home, considerate friends and a decent job. What am I dissatisfied with? Why should I wander in the past and refuse to wake up?

So, wheatgrass, forward, forward!

Ye's 100% Girl (I) /253

Ye's 100% Girl (Part Two) /259

Chapter 9 See him later /267

I have never forgotten it, and I have never let it go. He said, "I'm glad you're not with him." My eyes turned black, but in his eyes, my feelings were like this. But a bigger disaster is yet to come. Why am I so unlucky?

This person is probably a star I hit-the broom star.

Chapter 10 The scar is healed and the pain is forgotten /297

"Fang Fei, marry me." His low magnetic voice echoed in my ears and bewitched my heart.

Looking at his unblinkingly eyes, I said to myself: Xu, the scar has healed, so forget the pain.

foreword

This book shows the situation of love.

B (juren)

↗ ↘

A (baboon) c (smaller)

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Ding (Ye)

Note: The arrow indicates that A falls in love with B, B falls in love with C, C falls in love with D and D falls in love with A. ..

A list of the main characters in the novel

Baboon, whose real name is Xu, is good at self-psychological construction and self-boasting. When I blow my own horn, I like to say to the mirror, "Xu Fangfei, if beauty is a mistake, then you have made mistakes again and again;" If being smart is a crime, then you have committed a heinous crime! "When you are lonely, you will say that it is time to find a good wife and a good boy to spoil. "

Real name, secretly loves Xu. At school, she is the spiritual leader in the class, and after work, she is a friend of women. Good at telling cold jokes, such as: Walking on the road today, several girls came over and said: You are so handsome! When I said I was not handsome, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

Ye, Xu's boss and boyfriend, is an "evil capitalist" in Xu's mouth and "Ye skinned" in his eyes. The strategy of chasing after permission is: if the boss wants to chase after the beautiful women of his employees, he must first invite them to eat, fill their stomachs, be emotional, let their guard down, and do anything, open their mouths until there are no bones left!

Her real name is Liu, her girlfriend, fiancee and Ye's neighbor. She was rescued by Ye after falling into the water, so she has been looking for Ye. She basically belongs to the poor generation. When she met Xu and introduced herself, she said, "Hello, my name is Liu. Just call me Xiaoya, don't call me Shu Shu (uncle). "

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chapter one

When childhood friends secretly love childhood friends.

I said sadly, "I missed Yang Guo all my life at first sight." Ye Chen laughed.

Actually, I'm telling the truth, but I can't ask everyone to understand me.

Just like I have had a crush on that man for so many years, he knows nothing.

His gentle eyes never stopped on me.

When Juren came out, I was answering the phone, and the evil capitalist didn't leave me alone at the weekend. The big deal is that you want me to work overtime and go home. I said that I picked up my boyfriend who I hadn't seen for a year at the airport, and I was in a daze and immediately hung up.

I smiled and hung up the phone. When I was proud, my left shoulder was slapped. When I looked to the right, it turned out to be a face that deserved to be squashed. I was about to hang it around his neck and shout. Yu Guang saw a gentle beauty standing beside Juren. My hand stopped the car in the air decisively, but patted Juren's shoulder: "Great, I turned one back."

"Hello, my name is Xu. Call me Fangfang or Feifei. " I held out my hand, and the beautiful woman took my hand and smiled at me gently, which made me feel good.

"Hello, my name is Liu. Just call me Xiaoya, don't call me Shu Shu (uncle). " She said seriously.

I was filled with joy when someone laughed wildly beside me. Well, it turns out it's all the same. They're all poor. I pointed to juren and said, "where did you get such an interesting girl?" What a rape! ! "

"Baboon, you have an opponent." Juren proudly put her arms around the beauty's shoulder, raised her chin and pointed her nose at me.

"I won't argue with you." I tossed my head, grabbed Xiaoya's bag, stuffed it in Juren's hand, and took Xiaoya's hand and said, "Let's go. My mother has prepared a table full of Han people, waiting at home. "

We put the body behind us, covered with a bag.

Juren, formerly known as Zhang Pengju, lives in my yard. We were mixed up when we were still wearing open-backed pants, and we were honest with each other since childhood. He and I are classmates from kindergarten to senior three, and the fate is as deep as the land under our feet. He has been poor since he was a child, and he likes to pick up the teacher's next sentence in class. The teacher can't help him Who told him to get good grades? Once in a Chinese class, the teacher was talking about the article "Fan Jinzhong Residence" and asked, "What are the characteristics of Jin Fan from this text?" When everyone was meditating, they raised their hands and answered loudly, "despicable!" Shameless! Dirty! " The whole class burst into laughter. The name of the juren was born from this.

Although teachers are often crazy about his noisy, teachers can't live without him. Freshman summer vacation, the school decided to make up lessons temporarily, and the family went to the second aunt's house in the country for a holiday. At that time, the telephone was not popular, and Juren didn't know it for a while, so she couldn't come to class two days ago. As a result, in physics class, the teacher asked a difficult question, and the whole class was silent. The teacher was silent for a long time and said, "Didn't Zhang Pengju come?"

Juren is the spiritual leader of the boys in the class and the female friend of the girls, because Juren has the virtue of being willing to go shopping with the girls. This was planted by Aunt Liu, the mother of Juren. When I was young, my family would buy us new clothes at the end of each year, and Juren would go with us three women. He usually has to make the final decision on my clothes, and my mother pays for it.

In a word, all the girls in our class regard him as a treasure. At school, they said that Zhang Pengju and I were in the same class, and envious eyes came like knives. Girls in other classes who admire juren will be humiliated by Hedong Lion in our class if they want to give a note or a gift. The charm of this is evident.

But he's in my eyes, that's all. For someone who has no secrets with you, we don't have the mystery that lovers should have. When I was very young, Aunt Liu bathed him at home on a hot day. He sat in a big basin, and the gentleman showed it to JJ. I went straight in, put a small stool next to the washbasin and began to show off to him. I just tricked Xiao Pang in the opposite building into stepping into the hole I dug. Older, the two of us read the second day, and one day we came home from school and said, "Why are you bleeding?" I turned around, didn't I? There was a big brown blood stain on the pink skirt. I cried with a "wow" and was asked to ride home in the back seat of his bike for help. Along the way, I cried loudly and said, "I'm going to die." I was so anxious that my face was purple and my car was pedaling very fast. As soon as I got off the bus, I was dragged directly to my house. Seeing his mother at the door, he also cried: "Aunt Zhu, help wheatgrass quickly, she is dying!" " There are countless such silly and funny things.

When I was a child, we often mixed together, and when I was older, I studied in the same class, so I always felt that Juren was the same as me, but it was not until the second semester of Senior Two that I gradually realized that there was a big gap between me and Juren. Juren's academic performance is far ahead, but I rank 36th among 58 people in my class. It would be nice to get three copies. I am not good at Chinese, English and chemistry, but I am poor at math and physics. I collapse when I see solid geometry; I feel dizzy when I see the direction of lever and force. During that time, I was depressed and felt inferior. Especially there is another person, so dazzling, I am even smaller. Girls in the whole grade know that I have a close relationship with Juren, so there are always letters and gifts I need to convey in my desk. I was quite happy before, but during that time, I was depressed and upset, so I went to school around Juren. People think I'm wrong, and they push the car behind me every day and shout, "Fangfei!" " What's the matter with you? Did I offend you? "I stepped on my bike and ran forward without looking back. Before the final exam of the second semester of senior high school, the school took a day off, invited people to my house to find me, hesitated for a long time, and finally said to me seriously, "Fang Fei, do you like me?" I couldn't help laughing when I saw his serious expression. Juren is obviously relieved.

When I finished laughing, my troubles didn't go with me. My face turned cold again, and I fanned it with my big cattail leaf fan: "My aunt, what's wrong with you?" Do you think the sun is too big? Don't worry, I'll find an arrow right away and get it down like Hou Yi. "

I'm stuck with him and have to tell the truth. After hearing this, Juren hit me on the head with a fan handle: "Dead girl, what should I do?" . I am responsible for this matter. "

During the summer vacation, the provincial education bureau forbids all primary and secondary schools to make up lessons for students. I could have attended the Hainan Summer Camp organized by the Municipal Education Bureau, and stayed at my house every day to cook for me. He taught me all the tricks he summed up, with a clear-cut stand and a clear head, which cannot be changed. When I do the test paper, Juren wears headphones to listen to music, basically listening to his favorite Michael? Jackson, either watch Michael's concert CD in my living room and learn to dance while watching it. The friction between shoes and the floor always gives me goose bumps in the study.

In senior three, Juren applied to the teacher to sit behind me, so that I could ask questions at any time. Under the guidance of juren's efforts, my grades have steadily improved, hovering around the tenth place, and I can basically get a second-rate focus.

I am particularly grateful for this. Remembering that Uncle Zhang and Aunt Liu are usually busy at work, and my mother is retired and has nothing to do at home, I begged my mother to prepare more lunch. My mother regards Juren as her own son, and it's too late to promise now. During the period after the third year of high school, my mother cooked lunch at home in the morning and sent it to the school gate on time after the third class for me to pick up. At noon, I took it to the canteen again, heated it in the microwave and gave it to a juren for enjoyment. A few days after we had dinner together, the head teacher always talked to him because he was worried that we would have signs of puppy love. After all, juren is their key training object, and in the future, they will become famous in the exam. Old Duan was transferred from junior high school to be our head teacher next semester. He has little experience in fighting with older children like us, and it takes a long time to get to the point. After listening for a long time with a smile, he said, "Teacher, are you worried that I talked to Xu? Don't worry, I've been with her for a long time. We booked a young marriage from two identical ones. " Old Duan stood there for a long time, but finally he couldn't help it. He laughed out loud and patted him on the shoulder: "Teacher Duan, I'm joking with you. Wheatgrass and I are brother and sister, and our left hand touches our right hand. I don't feel anything. Please put your heart back in your stomach. I won't let you down. "

When Juren told me this story, we were watching TV at my house, each holding half a watermelon and digging for food. When he said this, I just took a bite of watermelon in my mouth. When I was laughing, the watermelon slipped into my throat and almost choked me to death.

I wonder if senior three students all over the world are like this. Every day is endless papers and exercises, and life is extremely boring. In this way, after more than half a semester, New Year's Day is coming, and the old section decided to let us relax and finally went crazy. I thought it was for us to have a three-day holiday, have fun, or organize an outing collectively. It turned out that the old section asked the boys in our class to contribute a program to the New Year's Day party. Juren has undoubtedly become the executor of this decision. Juren rehearses in the school auditorium every night. I was ungrateful to sneak home first, and I had to watch "Tokyo Love Story" starting at 6 o'clock.

At the New Year's Day party, our graduating class was arranged to sit in the first few rows. I watched every program with relish. I don't know what will happen next. I didn't sneeze or jump my eyelids at such a close distance. I think maybe God thinks this should happen naturally. Wait until the students say, "Let's look at the dance brought by Class 39, Grade Three. Michael. When Jackson's Danger was shown, I was still in high spirits: "These clowns are probably going to have a funny version. "But as soon as the curtains are opened and the lights are on, I can't laugh. At that time, my mouth should be big enough to hold eggs. All white shirts, black ties and black suits, this posture directly took away the breath of me and the people around me. Juren and I first saw Michael dance this dance in VCD, and now it is like this. Juren's arm is wrapped in white sleeves. He is the lead dancer. I still remember every scene in those few minutes. I think when I get old, I can take it out and enjoy it with juren. At that time, the social atmosphere was not so open, and they dared not put their hands on key parts, so they put them on belt buckles. But for me, who was still innocent at that time and had no idea of that level at all, this was really not the point. The focus is on the modeling, dancing and uniform movements of the whole dance company, which is enough to make people crazy. This is a juren I've never seen before, or it's like meeting him for the first time. It turns out that he is so handsome in a black suit. It turned out that he had dimples on his face when he smiled. It turns out that his skill is so agile. It turns out ...

But why is he so good? Let me sit under the stage more and more gloomy. I hoped darkly that his left foot would step on his right foot and trip to the ground ... I stared at him, staring. At this time, I only have eyes for him. The screams around seem to come from the distant bottom of the deep sea with a ridiculous tone. At the curtain call, the audience was brightly lit, and people probably saw my stupidity. When I laughed, the dimples passed away, and it was like someone's hand was violently shaken and then released. I took a deep breath to calm the noise in my heart, and the surrounding sounds flooded into my ears again, just like a few minutes ago, but I knew that from this moment on, I was different.

But what's the use of being different? After the college entrance examination, Juren went to Beijing, and I stayed at the university in Beijing. After another four years, I went straight to the other side of the ocean, and I still stayed in this city to work. More and more unreachable distance, more and more busy, MSN occasionally meets chat fart, which has made me unable to keep up with his footsteps. I don't know what he met and experienced, and I can't share his joys and sorrows any more.

So, I understand my mind, it has been six years, but I still can only hold his girl's hand and walk beside him. Through his eyes that never fell on me, and my feelings that I can never express.