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Funny two-part allegorical saying with answer, funny two-part allegorical saying with answer.

The funny two-part allegorical saying has an answer.

1, the stone in the henhouse-* * *.

2, flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

3. Water in the teapot-Get out

4, the fire bamboo forest-bachelor liar

Chef parade-take the fall for others

6, from Henan to Hunan-more difficult.

7, full belly-straw bag

8, the tailor does not bring a ruler-deliberately (good)

9, "Hundreds of Surnames" to Zhao-talking is money.

10, drinking water through the nostrils-it's terrible.

1 1, car accident-taking advantage of people's danger

12, leg cramp in singing-unable to get off the stage

13, powder into the coffin-the pride of death

14, doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.

15, foul, fucking crying dirty-dead.

16, notice posted on the roof-~ God knows.

17, one ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.

18, 2 1 day without chicken-bad guy

19, 500 yuan twice -250.

20, cow excrement bug move-fuck off

2 1, the stone in the henhouse-forget eight.

22, the slaughtered old fat pig-the goods that were stabbed.

23. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

24. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization

25, eating powder flower arrangement-~ shameless.

26, the poem in the toilet-smelly scholar

27, playing lanterns in the toilet-according to shit (death)

28. Dogs bite beggars-animals also deceive people.

29. Dogs bite the skin and shadows-it's not human.

30. Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species

3 1, planting without emergence-bad species

32. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.

33, blacksmith exhibition materials-beaten goods

34. Robbers draw images-just the shape of your thief.

35. Horse racing on the wall-an animal that doesn't look back

36. The blind man plays the piano-nonsense.

37. Wear lipstick-pretend to be pure (lips)

38. Brother Chun knocks at the door-silly (Chun) is at home.

39, 1234567-Forget (Wang) eight.

40. Triangle Cemetery-Great.

4 1, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, modesty-* * *.

42. Dogs bite beggars-animals cheat.

43. The heart of the Bodhisattva is heartless.

44. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization.

45. Cook jiaozi-meat (faint) eggs in the meat pot.

46. One ear is big and the other is small.

47. A bat with chicken feathers-what kind of bird are you?