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Funny two-part allegorical saying with answer, funny two-part allegorical saying with answer.
1, the stone in the henhouse-* * *.
2, flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)
3. Water in the teapot-Get out
4, the fire bamboo forest-bachelor liar
Chef parade-take the fall for others
6, from Henan to Hunan-more difficult.
7, full belly-straw bag
8, the tailor does not bring a ruler-deliberately (good)
9, "Hundreds of Surnames" to Zhao-talking is money.
10, drinking water through the nostrils-it's terrible.
1 1, car accident-taking advantage of people's danger
12, leg cramp in singing-unable to get off the stage
13, powder into the coffin-the pride of death
14, doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.
15, foul, fucking crying dirty-dead.
16, notice posted on the roof-~ God knows.
17, one ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.
18, 2 1 day without chicken-bad guy
19, 500 yuan twice -250.
20, cow excrement bug move-fuck off
2 1, the stone in the henhouse-forget eight.
22, the slaughtered old fat pig-the goods that were stabbed.
23. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?
24. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization
25, eating powder flower arrangement-~ shameless.
26, the poem in the toilet-smelly scholar
27, playing lanterns in the toilet-according to shit (death)
28. Dogs bite beggars-animals also deceive people.
29. Dogs bite the skin and shadows-it's not human.
30. Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species
3 1, planting without emergence-bad species
32. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.
33, blacksmith exhibition materials-beaten goods
34. Robbers draw images-just the shape of your thief.
35. Horse racing on the wall-an animal that doesn't look back
36. The blind man plays the piano-nonsense.
37. Wear lipstick-pretend to be pure (lips)
38. Brother Chun knocks at the door-silly (Chun) is at home.
39, 1234567-Forget (Wang) eight.
40. Triangle Cemetery-Great.
4 1, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, modesty-* * *.
42. Dogs bite beggars-animals cheat.
43. The heart of the Bodhisattva is heartless.
44. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization.
45. Cook jiaozi-meat (faint) eggs in the meat pot.
46. One ear is big and the other is small.
47. A bat with chicken feathers-what kind of bird are you?
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