A joke phrase was lost to my girlfriend.

1, background, my friend and I went out to work and look for a job, and he took his girlfriend.

Separate ...

Staying in a hotel at night is actually to save money. I rented a room and slept in a bed for three people.

Anyway, I finally woke up to find his girlfriend holding me.

To tell the truth, I slept next to my friend, and there was another person in the middle! Sister, why are you here?

2, remember to eat bubble gum when I was a child, adults often said that bubble gum can not be swallowed, eating it will kill people. Once I accidentally swallowed bubble gum, and then I found a place to die alone. ...

I bought a wireless Bluetooth charging stereo, the one with a light. As soon as I leaned up, the light came on. When I took it down, it turned off. Then I leaned on it and opened it again. This is repeated 4-5 times. Everything is the same. Wow, I found the treasure. It turned out to be sensitive. Later, I focused on the lights and listened to the songs. I found its pattern flashing. . . .

4, when I was a child, I was hanging! Teng this idle egg, pulled a lump of stone and wrapped it in many newspapers, then lit it with a lighter and threw it at the neighbor's door and rang the doorbell. The neighbor asked who it was, but no one answered. Strangely, he opened the door to see who it was. Lie in the trough! How do ordinary people react when they see a burning newspaper in front of their house? Yes! You guessed it! Step! I stepped on it with my foot, so I was mixed up by my parents. ...

One day at noon, my mother couldn't find me, so she asked my father to go to the internet cafe to find me and go home for dinner. Later, when I went home for dinner, my mother asked my father? I said that my father asked me to go home for dinner and he helped me play. My mother was furious at that time. . . .

6. On the train, a girl rummaged through her bag and asked the man around her, "Sorry, I forgot to bring a tissue. Do you? " The man shook his head, I said I did, and handed it to her. "Thank you." The girl smiled at me. "By the way, are you going to Shanghai to play or go to school? Do you know any interesting places in Shanghai? Is it convenient to leave a phone call? " The girl continued to ask the man. . . . . .