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Just kidding. stock price
The publicity materials written to promote this paper are called research reports. Advocating which piece of paper is valuable is called a stock critic (don't make a mistake, this is a very tall business and has the evaluation basis of authoritative departments).
If he makes money, you should use this paper to get the money. It's called a bonus. It doesn't matter if he loses money. He said that we would make a profit next year, which is called expected income. Of course, every year, you should say whether you have earned it or not, and make a document. This is called the annual report. I'm afraid you'll be worried all the time again in the middle of the year. This is called semi-annual report. Not yet? Report once a quarter, called quarterly report. You are still in doubt and ask for a refund. That won't do, but you can sell this paper to others. This is the so-called stock trading. He has no money to use again. Find a piece of paper to write 1 10,000. This is called issuing new shares. Finally made money, we can discuss how much everyone took. Anyone who has this paper can come. This is the so-called general meeting of shareholders. Everyone votes 10 shares and everyone gets 1 yuan. Send a notice to those who didn't come, and call it an announcement. You think it's gone? My company has a total of 2 million shares? If you buy everything, it's up to you. This is called an acquisition.
You think this piece of paper is not bad. Well, we'll each take another copy of 10 shares. This is called stock delivery. You are very happy. This kind of paper is popular in the market now, each piece 10 yuan. Getting one share is like getting 10 yuan, which is better than paying dividends. As a result, only 9 yuan was sold in the market the next day, which is called ex-dividend. When you think of 1 1 share *9 yuan =99 yuan, the original 1 share * 10 yuan = 100 yuan, and there is still a gap of1yuan. This is called the right to post. You just can't figure it out. It rises to 10 yuan every two days, and you really earn (1 1 share * 10 yuan)-100 yuan = 10 yuan. This is the so-called filling power. Even if it goes up, you won't sell it You are called an investor. Sell when it's good. Okay, you're a speculator. You buy too much, which can affect the stock price. You are called a banker. You buy less, and you are always ready to run. You are called a retail investor. You buy neither too much nor too little. In between, you are called a big family. You represent your company and buy it with your company's money. You are division. People who buy paper with other people's money are called funds (you don't care which paper you buy). If you think it will go up, you are called a bull market. If you think you are going to fall, you are called a bear. You bought all your money in stocks. This is called Man Cang, and you only used half: half a warehouse; Not at all: short. Buy today, you can sell it, or you can buy it immediately after you sell it. That's called T+0. Buy today and sell tomorrow. It's called T+ 1 Can only be sold the day after tomorrow: t+2; Can only be sold the day after tomorrow: t+3. A place that specializes in buying and selling paper is called an exchange. Now that technology is developed, even paper is not used, only symbols are used. The shopkeeper who records these symbols is called the securities settlement company. It is the CSRC that decides which paper can be sold. Get the money and want to run away, that is, "leaving people" is called delisting. Stock trading is a piece of paper (symbol), which turns again and again. After it is transferred to you, no one wants it. This is called locking. After getting the money and spending it, no one will believe it anymore, and then changing a vest and selling a piece of paper is called reorganization.
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