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How to write half nucleic acid and half sad copy
1. When I was a child, homesickness was a small boat ticket; Growing up, homesickness is a sour and refreshing nucleic acid report.
Until the results of nucleic acid test come out, we are all bisexual.
3. I really don't want to do nucleic acid. I'm afraid to spit out a bowl of instant noodles and let people know that I'm not doing well.
I used to leave when I wanted to see someone, but now I can't. I have to report my nucleic acid within 48 hours.
After the nucleic acid test, I asked the doctor where to get the test results. The doctor told me that you didn't have to go. If you have any questions, we will pick you up by car.
6. It's really boring to wait in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night and do leg lifts. How bored I am and how long I have to wait.
When winter leaves, the snow melts and the grass turns green. I believe there will be new meetings to continue the warmth.
8, an endless epidemic, let us know too much, realize that health is priceless, freedom is precious, life is fragile, and money is scarce! Life is not easy, and mortgage, car loan and debt are on the shoulders of too many people. Some have been in debt for hundreds of thousands! An epidemic, a few years of disaster! The yard is green, but life is yellow and eyes are red!
I don't know when the epidemic will end. I have no other requirements. I just want to go back to sleep for half a day.
10, I hope spring blossoms after the cold winter, and I hope everything will reappear yesterday after the epidemic!
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