What jokes do you have to wish your friends a happy birthday?

1, I wish you a happy birthday, less acne on your face and more happiness every day. I hope you can become what you want and have the life you want.

2. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

3, let you know the little secret! The sky is used for thunder and rain; Land is to guide flowers and grow grass; I am used to guiding your life. And you: it is used to stew pork vermicelli! Happy birthday, piggy!

4, pig, your birthday is very happy, congratulations on another year of wrinkles, you are one step closer to wrinkles.

When I met you, I must have been unlucky for eight generations. Happy birthday.

6. hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

7. The sea is all fucking water, and spiders are all fucking legs. I don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you. Every day, I smile from ear to ear. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

8. Poor you. Today is your birthday but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

9. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

10, I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday.