Sorting out funny jokes about Journey to the West

Sorting out funny jokes about Journey to the West

1, Wukong! Don't be rude Oh, old man, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and passed by here today. I wonder if the old man can open the door wide. . Old man, please stop insulting me. I apologize for the big disciple. . Old man, please don't pestle the poor monk with crutches. . Please calm down, old man. . Old. . Old man, can you touch me again? . . Oh, my God, Cao? Wukong! Cut him! When Bajie realizes that you are going too, knock out your teeth and punch a hole in your leg, and it will be discounted! How kind!

2. Tang Priest: Wukong, bring the Zijin bowl chopsticks to the teacher. Jason Wu, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked. Master Tang also made a mistake. In fact, he wanted to know if Ba Shi's cooking was cooked. )

3. Friar Sand: Second brother, don't let the master drink. Last year, he was drunk on Singles' Day, and his cassock was all dirty. He cried and shouted to return to his daughter's country. . . Hey? Brother, where are you going? Why don't you go? Brother, come quickly! Second brother flew away in the direction of Gao Lao Zhuang!

4. Tang Priest: Jason Wu, look, you don't drink horses, but you take selfies with your mobile phone. As the teacher said, you have a big face, a wide mouth and a bushy beard, and no matter how pouting you are, you can't be Kawaii. Come on, take some pictures for me and teach you some scissors hands for the teacher.

5. Yutu's blog: Dear friend, if you love it, please love it deeply. At this moment, I was in tears. Although I said to myself more than once: "Yutujing, you must be happy!" " "But, he is a man like the wind, crushing my elegant dignity and making me as lonely as fireworks. . . Stay, okay? Elder Tang, will there be a banshee in the Western Heaven to love you for me?

6. Tang Priest: You Po Hou, you have too little respect for your teacher. Why do you look sexy in front of spider elves in a leopard apron? Why steal the limelight for the teacher? Shut up! I don't care if you are leopard print or tiger skin! Do you still know who you are? You were released. What are you pretending to be in front of me? Look, you dyed your yellow hair and held a steel pipe. Are you pretending to be a gangster? I'm having sex. . .

7. Bajie: Master, get on the horse. How can you keep fit by taking these two steps? A monk, what idol are you pretending to be? Look, you sent monkeys to pick wild fruits again. Can improving food kill you? My existence has fully demonstrated that you can't lose weight by being a vegetarian.

8. Tang Priest: Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch carp essence. You are not good at swimming. If you drown, how can you afford this salvage fee for your teacher? Oh, no, no, it doesn't matter to Bajie. He will float on his own.

9. Friar Sand: Master Brother! If you don't go there, who will protect the master from learning from the West? Take it easy! I know you have a lot of connections. At the beginning, 100,000 generals couldn't control you. Those in front were no ordinary monsters, but those were the urban management here!

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