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What if two dogs at home are always fighting?

But sometimes there will be accidents and conflicts between people, not to mention pets. I remember that my bichon and Sha Pigou couldn't play together before, and they played for three days, which exhausted me. I think of myself as a mediator all day, trying to resolve the contradiction between them. Sometimes when they are fighting fiercely, I am suddenly "fucked", let alone depressed. Later, I slowly explored the experience and dedicated it to everyone. I hope your dog will live in harmony from now on. No fighting does not mean peace. Sometimes, you think that your two dogs live in peace, but what you see is only the surface. They just turned "infighting" into "infighting", or were temporarily satisfied with their current position in the family. Dogs evolved from wolves. In this regard, you can refer to the TV program "The Life of a Wolf". How strict the hierarchy is, leaders have the right to eat first and then mate. Of course, the wolf's position is not static, and it will be updated and alternated with the weakness of the old wolf king and the rise of new forces. In this way, you will understand that although dogs have evolved for a long time, they still have the blood of wolves in their bones.

Of course, there is no competition between food and mating for pet dogs at home, and it is not necessary. However, due to its natural competitive personality, people with lower status and weaker power always spy on the throne of the boss. Then guess what they are still arguing about? Yes, I guess you can't guess wrong, they are competing for favor! Just compete with each other and please you more than anyone else. Therefore, at the right time, you still need proper mediation and training. Teach you to distinguish their status and rank. How does a "strong" dog behave? Very simple, you can observe from these aspects. 1, large, vigorous and generally strong. 2, the qualification is relatively old, and you adopted it earlier. 3. You often caress and hug. Walk to the door at the same time, one always avoids, and the other swaggers out. After seeing dog food and meat, one pretends to ignore it, and the other can't wait. 6. Who has occupied the kennel and dog toys for a long time? 7. Fighting always has the upper hand, and the other side is always under pressure. 8. The one who comes home from work has priority to "throw himself into your arms". These are just a few examples. As long as you distinguish carefully, it is easy to find which dog has higher status and rank. Don't care too much about "weak" dogs. Usually, which dog is often bullied, the more sympathetic the owner is, the delicious and fun one is always the priority. On the surface, this is very reasonable, in order to help the disadvantaged groups, but as everyone knows, this is all wet! The rank and status of dogs exist objectively, and you can't change the law. Have you ever considered the mood of a strong dog when you vigorously support the disadvantaged groups? The more you care about the weak, the more you envy the dog of the strong! It will wonder if the master doesn't like me recently. Is my position in the master's mind reduced? When it feels a potential threat, it will increase the suppression of weak dogs and even take the initiative to attack! Therefore, it is the best policy for you to have two bowls of water. Even if you can't stand it, please do it secretly behind the big dog's back, or the big dog will be jealous! What you have to do is to maintain the status quo and properly mediate their disputes. In order to win your favor, they all think they are your favorite. Let's assume that if your behavior gives a hint, that is, who is the boss of the dog and implies that its position is sacred and unshakable, will they still fight? Oh, of course not! Therefore, if you expect them to live in harmony and stop quarreling, all you have to do is to further clarify their hierarchical relationship and maintain this state for a long time. How? It's very simple. Start with the details. For example, if you give the same food, please give the strong dog the same bath first, and then give the weak dog the same bath. Please strictly follow the basic principle of "strong first, then weak". In other words, please give any benefits to the strong first, and let the weak take half a beat! In this way, even the owners have acknowledged their priorities. What are they arguing about? So the big dog became at ease, and the puppy was calm. Isn't that great? As time goes by, they are no longer so sensitive to the status struggle and gradually forget it, so happy family scenes will appear in front of you!