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I bought the developer's house from a private person. The local taxation bureau said that I bought it in a second-hand house. What should I do?

Your situation is definitely a second-hand housing transaction!

Proof of buying a house is useless!

Because it is impossible for real estate developers to issue you a unified invoice for selling real estate (everything will be fine if you can get this), and this invoice is issued to private contractors!

I saw a joke about how to avoid taxes the other day:

Suppose: A (male) and B (female) are husband and wife, and C (male) and D (female) are husband and wife. Now A's house is sold to C, and the lawyer asks them to pay attention to it:

1, A and B divorce, and the house agreement is given to B; C and D divorced twice, at a cost of 18 yuan.

2.b and C get married and the real estate license is renamed. Once married, 9 yuan.

3. B and C divorced, and the house agreement was given to C. Once divorced, 9 yuan was charged.

4, A and B get married, C and D get married. Married twice, the fee is 18 yuan.

54 yuan, it's done!

Tell this joke to colleagues, and their first reaction is: NND, I'm afraid not only the house is gone, but also my wife!

The guarantee is to give you a witness to prove that the house transaction is legal!

Do not change the nature of this house transaction is the second-hand housing transaction!