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What is a circle of friends suitable for late-night hair?

I sorted out some sentences suitable for sending friends in the middle of the night, which are funny, antique and literary. I hope you will like them.

Funny article: 1, I am young, and you, are you old?

We are not lovers, we are just porters of love.

3, a group of dogs behind money, it is difficult to walk without money.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

I really want to make money into my hobby.

8. Build happiness on me. Do you think you are happy?

9. Don't plant strawberries on your face. What grows is not fruit, but traces.

10, in this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

1 1, I envy two kinds of people: those who have the ability to refuse and those who refuse conditionally.

Antique items:

1, but now I think of that night, that storm, I don't know how many flowers I folded. -Meng Haoran's "Spring Dawn"

2, the moon comes out of the mountain gate, just in spring. -Wang Wei's "Birds Singing Stream"

The bright moon rises from the mountains in the sky, in the infinite haze of the sea of clouds. -Guan Shanyue of Li Bai

The bright moon is affectionate and walks with people everywhere. -Bodhisattva in Zhang Xian

5, the bright moon shines on tall buildings, and the time is wandering. -Cao Zhi's "Songs of Complaint"

6. The sea rises and the moon rises, and the horizon at this time is * * *. -Zhang Jiuling's "Full Moon Philip Burkart"

7, the white clouds are still scattered, and the moon falls. -Li Bai's Two Stories of Shandong

8. Every shadow is because of the moon, and every life is autumn. -Liu, "Sailing on Autumn Night"

9, the moon, now full of the sea, the end of the world at this time. -Zhang Jiuling's "Full Moon Philip Burkart"

10, it's a pity that there is a bright moon in a stream, so don't teach me to break Qiong Yao. -Su Shi's Xijiang Moon

Although I blew out the candles, it didn't get dark, and although I put on my coat, it didn't get warm. -Zhang Jiuling's "Full Moon Philip Burkart"

12, a bright moon hangs high in the capital, and ten thousand hammers beat the ground. -Four Midnight Wu Ge Poems by Li Bai

13, the moon melts in the pear flower garden, and there is a faint wind in the catkin pool. -Yan Shu's "Moral"

14, three glasses of peach and plum spring breeze wine, and a rainy boat for one night. -Ni Zan's "With Ghosts"

15, the moon hides tall trees, but the long river is unknown. -Chen Ziang's "Farewell to Friends on a Spring Night"

Literary articles:

1, true love is: people who are not gentle are gentle in everything they do for you, but they are chic when they are friends and tidy when they part ways.

It's easy to see each other at first sight, but it's hard to stay with you for long.

3, life advice: press the 9 key 3 times, press the 7 key 2 times, this is my life advice to you.

No one can go back to the past, but anyone can start from now.

Starting from today, bad luck will be cleared and good luck will be filled.

6. It's hard to turn back after a lifetime of love. It is better to let go than to give in.

7. Meeting is the beginning of the story, and missing it is the regret of fate.

8, like yourself, the most basic and final body.

9. Don't take good words seriously, and don't take bad words seriously.

10, the world is not worth it, you are.

1 1, what do you think is the rarest thing in the world? I can't love the stars with my bare hands. There are thousands of people in Qian Qian, so it's hard to meet again.