Rich people's jokes

1, a rich man and a poor man are discussing life. The rich man said, "money is not a problem." The poor man said, "The problem is that there is no money." The rich man said, "There are many women around me, and I don't know which one is true." The poor man said, "I am sincere, and there are no women around." The rich man said, "There are many houses, and I don't know which one to live in." The poor man said, "There have been many houses, none of which are my own." Judge: You still want to deny it. So many witnesses said that they saw you stealing melons in the field that night. Suspect: Your honor, you are wronged! They are talking nonsense. There was no moonlight that night, and the fields were dark. Those people can't have seen me. Judge: If so, then they are talking nonsense. In the church, when the priest recited the Ten Commandments one by one, he found a believer suddenly covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the ceiling. A few minutes later, he patted his forehead with his hand and suddenly realized. After the church ended, the priest specially called him in and asked, "Why did you make those strange expressions when you were a church?" "Oh, when you said' Never steal', I suddenly remembered that my tie clip was missing. However, when you said' Don't commit adultery', I remembered where I put it. " A tourist said to the female tour guide, "You helped me a lot by showing me around the scenery of Vienna. I want to give you some gifts. What do you like best? " The female tour guide said hesitantly, "I like dressing up, um ... give me something to use on my ears, fingers or neck." The next day, the tourists brought a gift-a bar of soap.