What are some funny quotations that are impolite to people?

What are some funny quotations that are impolite to people?

1 I don't think I'm bald, I just grow taller than my hair.

Don't always say you're okay, it's nothing.

The cheaper things are not necessarily the better, and the free things are definitely the best.

People are human beings, so why bother being human? Things are things, so there is no need to do things carefully.

A woman says a man. Look at your long hair and height. No wonder you are still the same as when you were a child. ...

Why do I always submit? I can't see the monitor. ...

Miss Xiaolong has not seen Yang Guo for sixteen years, and I have never been in a hurry to see Yang Guo.

Quit smoking, go to bed early and get up early, and then, die well.

I'm not your Oreo, and I can't twist, lick and soak with you.

In 10 Me Before You, my sky is black and white. After I met you, it was all dark.

1 1 funny quotations: I took a look at you yesterday, and now my eyes still hurt;

12 Being single is painful, but being single is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day, and I thought it was nice.

13 don't tell me to grow old together, I want to have black hair forever.

14 I don't have a pot, but I will stew you!

15 If one day you die, you will die alive.

16 You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

17 studied endlessly, so I never graduated.

18 everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

19 In order to protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

She farted three times and let us go.

2 1 Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.

Being single is understandable, but it is not good to let others be single.

Classic sentence: I'm not super Mary, and I can't afford the RMB you want!

Donor, if you bully the poor, you will disgrace Jesus!

He Xiangu uprooted weeping willows, Luhe.

It's too difficult to get close to people, especially in winter.

If urine can be used as medicine, then my son is a cash cow!

28 people who run a canteen. To lose us is to lose bread. Happy motto

If there is only you and me in this world, I would rather die than choose to be in the same world with you.

How do you spend Valentine's Day? You just have to close your eyes in bed.

3 1 Don't say my face is black, because I forgot to shave this morning!

School starts at 32, and it is found in the morning and disappears in the middle of the night. ...

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