Qq group chat funny words.

1, making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

I ordered two dishes in the restaurant at noon. After eating the first one, I was shocked. "Is there anything worse in the world?" I cried after eating the second one. "There really is." .

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

6. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

Honey, when are we getting married? Baby, when you have the baby.

8. The weather is very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

9. The idiom "an instant hit" actually describes female artists at all times and all over the world!

10, as a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

1 1. Why do they arrange things behind the news broadcast? That's to prove that they brag and draft.

12, it is said that the characters in Hyun Dance are all in good shape. I tell you, if you dance like that every day, you will lose weight.

13, I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.

14, a woman said to a man: Come to my house and I'll give you something to eat.

15, what is the minimum standard for being a brother and sister with you? -It has to be human.

16, teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!

17, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will heat up. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

18, it is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love a few.

19, once every emperor was a courtier, a monk in a temple, an accident, a group of people, a bunch of actors and a piece of news, a mouse excrement and a muddy soup.

20. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

2 1, looking at the face of the head teacher made Russia have the urge to drop out of school. What about studying?

22. After getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up. These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's transformation.

23. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

24. When you say that your brother is handsome, I want to say congratulations on your correct answer!

25. When you said how awesome you are, it suddenly occurred to me that Aoi sora called her * *. I am a junk player, but I will try my best to protect my friends.

26. I usually read books because I am curious, and I read books before exams because I have a desire to survive.

27. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, which is black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out.

28. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

29. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

30. Happiness is actually very simple. It's sweet to have grandpa with you, even if it's just getting up early with a glass of water.

3 1, it seems that I often do something that touches myself but makes the other person angry.

If I had known that life was so hard, I shouldn't have won the first place in the swimming competition 20 years ago.

33. People's greatest sorrow is that they want something but don't give up, and they want something but don't give up.

Let's take a trip on this spring day. I'll take you, you get the money.

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

36. A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

37. Being rich can be called a male god; You can't call your husband if you have money; Money can't be called blue face. As for those who have no money, I'm sorry you are a good man ... what a painful understanding!

38. Once I came home, my uncle gave me a beating and said that you were absent from class. I haven't seen you in elementary school for an hour. I cried and said to him: I am in the first grade!

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. You made me do it.

40. In the middle of the night, Bush saw * * standing in front of his bed and criticizing his head. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! * * Dumped his chest-length beard, smiled darkly and said, Rejoice is so confident!

4 1, wife is a big tree, lover is a grass, planting a big tree is good for enjoying the cool, raising a grass is good for walking birds, harmonious society, green and environmental protection.

42. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up a pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

44. You can't get what you didn't care about before, and you don't want what you didn't get before.

When I am exhausted, please at least let me reserve the right to remain silent. This is the last way for me to feel sorry for myself.

46, you are the author of your life, why do you want to write the script badly.

47. There were Ximen Qing in ancient times and Edison Chen today; The stream sees the stream and takes out its own camera.

48. My mother said: The prodigal son never changes his money. Whoever gives me gold, I will change it for him.

49. I was bitten by a dog. I was bitten because of you; Because you did someone else's * *.

50. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and all I got was a haha. You fucking think I'm telling a joke.

5 1. My mother asked me if I had any brothers or sisters, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this.

If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

53. There is a kind of love in feelings, called letting go. When love is gone, you should know how to let go.

54. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

56. Today, someone said I was a handsome boy. I rushed up angrily, another slap in the face. TM, isn't this nonsense?

57. If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

58. When I arrived at the examination room, I collapsed. I saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

59. Sorry, sister in front, you are a little huge, blocking my cell phone signal.

60. Did you hear that? You treat me like a game, and I will abuse you to death.

6 1, be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

62, there is a fart, the heart is not good; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!

63. I have always been burdened with handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age. I'm so tired.

64. I never want to be rich. It is my only greatest luxury to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the person who loves me and the person I love (you).

65. The school canteen perfectly explains what it means to drag the hall for two minutes and queue for two hours.

66, parents are not around, remember to buckle your clothes, be careful of cold air!

67. It is said that the IQ of a woman in love is zero. Why am I still negative?

68. I often see you on the bus, and you often see me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

69, my world suddenly began to snow, my god! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

70. I remember being single or noble two years ago. How did you become a dog these two years?

7 1, three things that are performed every day, I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late.

72. Those women who can't unscrew the bottle cap are faking it. Ask her to open a courier to try.

73. Behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

74. It is better to have a good father than to learn math and physics well. As China people, why should we learn foreign languages? Chinese biology and geography are not as good as novels and cartoons; It is not easy to cheat in the exam, so I cheated my parents. Parents? Wrong number?

75. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It's just a matter of moving, and everything is burnt.

76. Do you want to cry? Sometimes I don't want to be seen. What would you do? -Cover people's eyes with your hands.

77. Modern teachers are so easy to do. They don't have to write their own lesson plans. They have everything online, and he can't do it in the student union. Live on the imperial salary and step on the bell to enter the classroom. The strength of the school has been saved, and tutoring is popular!

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

79, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.

80. When you wake up every morning and face your rich and spoiled eyes, you forget last night's nightmare.

8 1, if a woman is strong once, men will expect her to be strong all the time.

I threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat of 38 degrees. It was not until today that I was frozen into a dog that I realized that the beautiful promise was too young.

83. China culture is really profound. For example, having a fart and not having a fart are the same meaning.

84. It is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

85. Comparing the frost resistance of people in the north and south, it can be concluded that people in the south have high frost resistance figures and people in the north have high frost resistance equipment.

86. If someone thinks you are stupid, you can continue to play dumb. Anyway, if you are idle, let him play!

87. From my childhood friends, I thought that when I grew up, they would chase me like in TV series. Unexpectedly, they are now preparing to get married abroad.

88. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.

Attention, everyone. Some experts pointed out that if you sleep at night, you must remember to charge your mobile phone, otherwise you won't be able to shit the next morning.

90. I really want to invite you to dinner, but there is no water supply during the day and no electricity at night, so I can't afford to pay and buy white flour. I turned to Allen for help to find the answer: it turned out to be the primary stage of SHZY, and turned back: damn it, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years! Can I invite you to dinner?