What are the funny "Oolong" events in history?

Tang, governor of the two rivers, eats "cabbage" every day.

Speaking of his own goals, Tang, the governor of the two rivers in the Qing Dynasty, ate cabbage every day, which was probably the most "self-defeating". In ancient times, being an official paid attention to "three years to clear the magistrate and a hundred thousand snowflakes and silver", which means that even if you were an official in ancient times, it is not too much to tighten your belt for three years. However, a strange thing happened during the Yongzheng period. Tang, the governor of Liangjiang, is very clean. He eats Chinese cabbage every day and eats it all at once. At that time, the news was quite blocked. It was not until the third year that it reached the ears of Yongzheng. The governor of Liangjiang is a big official. He ate Chinese cabbage every time for three years.

Yong Zhengdi had to think of this malnourished, sallow and emaciated Tang Wenyao, and he felt very sorry. These provinces are the meat of Yong Zhengdi's heart, and the world is counting on such a few people, so Yong Zhengdi secretly sent someone to understand and see if there is anything that can be helped! People who go back soon and Yong Zhengdi who report the investigation results to Yong Zhengdi don't believe it. Tang is not as fragile as people think, but alive and kicking. Someone reported that Tang was particularly strong in that respect, and Yong Zhengdi knew that he could never eat cabbage.

Just ask the investigator what happened. I was shocked when I asked. Chinese cabbage mixed with ginseng powder looks clean. In fact, it is quite extravagant and wasteful, deceiving superiors and deceiving subordinates. Tang was thrown out of the prison in an instant, and his property was copied out. A jade pot in the middle period, exquisite and unusual. Yong Zhengdi plays with it in his hand when he eats and sleeps. Finally, he couldn't stand it. He made a solid foundation for Yong Zhengdi, which is the urinal that Tang uses every day.

"pa"! How far did Yong Zhengdi throw? I'm thinking, don is hypocritical, but he's not useless. At least I know how to pretend to be honest and fool my superiors and deceive my subordinates, and I will punish him alone. But at the thought of the smell of urine on his hands, Yong Zhengdi was so angry that he gave Tang a full chop. On the other hand, it's chamber pot, and I didn't say it was a rare thing. I can only say that these corrupt officials are really hateful.

Second place: Napoleon defeated Waterloo.

For Napoleon, the war was a shoo-in. Unfortunately, his complaints misunderstood the task given to him by Napoleon in the Battle of Waterloo and did not stop blucher. As a result, Napoleon was caught between Scylla and Charybdis, and eventually he rose hopelessly and died with a grudge. This is really the most speechless encounter of the famous Napoleon in his life!

Napoleon was able to dominate almost the whole of Europe at the beginning, which proved that he had enough ability to sweep the second time, and it did. Once again, in the face of the allied countries, Napoleon destroyed everything, fully demonstrated his powerful military and leadership skills, and also dealt a heavy blow to the snobbery of the allied countries. The location of the war between the two sides kept shifting and gradually came to Waterloo.

For Napoleon, Waterloo was the last hurdle for him to stand at the top of the European pyramid again. As long as he can win this war, the allies will be like local dogs. For allied countries, Waterloo was also the last line of defense against Napoleon. If Napoleon can be defeated in one fell swoop here, then more than half of their task has been completed.

Napoleon's original intention was to let Groucy attack Waboiling, so as to stall blucher and prevent blucher from supporting Wellington. Napoleon was confident that as long as Wellington had no reinforcements, he would be able to defeat Wellington and defeat the Allies in one fell swoop.

But Groucy was a fool, completely misunderstood Napoleon's intention, and always focused on attacking Waboiling, but ignored blucher. This led to a fierce battle between Napoleon and Wellington, when blucher suddenly killed Napoleon, who was full of confidence, and finally lost the battle of Waterloo.

It can be said that if Napoleon appointed someone else, or Groucy had a little understanding of Napoleon's intentions, then history would be completely rewritten. This legendary battle is an interesting oolong event for our later generations, but it is the complete disillusionment of Napoleon's dream.