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Living in Chaoshan, I am very satisfied with my composition.
I have a warm home, with my father, mother, brother and me. We live a happy life, and I am happy, that's all. The sunshine in the morning is really brilliant. Have a big stretch and start a new day. Yeah! Wash, wash, weave, have sex! What a coincidence to look at me in the mirror! Think about it before, it seems ugly! Oh, forget it, forget it, let's not mention it again! Give yourself a perfect smile. I am combing my hair. Why is there another person next to me? Looking back, hey, it turned out to be a kua dad! I saw him spread the men's lotion evenly on his handsome face with both hands, grabbed the comb in my hand and "swept" him twice on the head. I can't help but pie my mouth. Before I could speak, his words surprised me. Dad looked at the "brother" in the mirror, pulled his collar with both hands and praised him: "I am still so handsome." Hahahaha ..... Later, when I wasn't at the dinner table, I added a sentence that I found very humorous: "I have seen narcissists, but I have never seen you so narcissistic." Dad is also an indomitable person and retorts, "What is narcissism? You see which of you three looks better than me. " "me." This simple sentence comes from the mouth of two people, which is the good advice of my little brother and me! Haha, dad took the opportunity to provoke me and said, "You are not narcissistic, too." I was speechless here. Looking at the little fat brother next to me, I smiled and said that he was not as handsome as his father. My mother who was partial to his brother helped him say, "Do you know? In my opinion, Tianyu looks better than your father. Look at these ears. How lucky. My brother's head was as bright as a chicken pecking at rice, and he said confidently, "Mm-hmm, that's right. "Go along the path. Dad, who is picking vegetables, replied, "What a blessing! The' blessing' of tofu. "Ha ha, laughing me to death! This is a homophonic word that I think is very philosophical. However, this "war of words" at the dinner table has not been settled yet, and another wave has rushed up. It's really funny. Although it is bickering, I am very happy.
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