Jokes about saving water

This is a true story:

Three years ago, I went to a friend's house in other places to play and took a bath at his house at night.

I was washing clothes when I heard a knock at the door. I had to open the door wrapped in a bath towel. An old lady stood outside the door and said to me, "Save water!" "

I think it must be an old man at a friend's house, nodding and saying, "OK!" "

After closing the door, I washed it quickly. Less than three minutes later, someone knocked at the door again.

The same old lady, the same sentence: "save water ~"

I nodded and came out after washing.

I told my friend about it when I went to his room. He listened and said, "Oh, I see. Go to bed early. "

The next day, he told me, "That man is my grandmother. She was very frugal before her death. Don't be afraid. "

I fainted after listening to it.

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A jun has always paid attention to the economy. One day, the weather was extremely hot, and A Jun undressed in the "private room" of the unit toilet. Because it is automatic induction flushing, Mr. A took off his underwear and put it on again, thinking, "It's a waste to flush without solving the problem." In order not to flush the sensor, they crept out of the "small room". Who knows the sensor is still sensing, flush. The gentleman is unwilling, try again and rush again. Try again, and then rush. Walked back and forth several times. Mr. B came in and asked him why he kept coming in and out. Mr. a told him the truth. B Jun cursed: "The water washed away N tons!"