Classic lines of movie version of "100,000 Cold Jokes"

The film version of "100,000 Cold Jokes" was jointly directed by animation director Lu He, with Ajie, Zhen, Baomu Zhongyang and Shen Qiuxiang as the leading voices. The film tells the story of an unsung hero who defeated the queen of bird droppings, and suffered an unprecedented disaster on the earth due to the explosion of his own vomit energy, and the story began.

One hundred thousand classic jokes:

1, the eldest son's name is Jin Bai, the second son is Bai Mu, and the third son is Jin Bai? Li Goudan?

2. Call me Queen! Yes, your majesty.

3. He is a real man.

4. Sir, Sir, I forgot my words.

5. The flaming flame of the fire baby and the turbulent waves of the fire baby combine to become water vapor.

6. Today is the day when you go out for a walk to pick up Fuluowa.

7. It is worth mentioning that the snake spirit actually caught my strongest killing trick.

8. Since ancient times, there has been a legend that when seven fuluowa are collected and put into an alchemy furnace for refining, the dragon can be summoned. It's strange to be summoned. You thought it was a dragon ball.

9. Can this blast furnace still cook?

10, but only the head gets bigger and looks really disgusting. Your majesty, the monster Flo. We are monsters.

1 1, I am the king of bird shit.

12 you see, I told you that my refreshing fart was very effective, which made him awake at once.

13, we are people who spit out stars. I am a person who will die if I don't spit quickly.

14, well, please ask your neighbor Tucao man to help us!

15, there are still a few spit. You think it's worth fighting for You think you are Saiyan!

16, you really think this is a dragon ball! Are you from Vegeta? ?

17, my hyperelastic vacuum is broken! No children.

18, salt your sister. Salt is very expensive! )

19, empty mountain after rain, hanging southeast branch. But you expanded your vision by 300 miles, hanging from the branches in the southeast. As soon as my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they hung up the Southeast Branch. Wedding night, hanging southeast branches. Since God has given talents, let them be used! , all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches.

20. The first apprentice is Lian, and the second apprentice is Linglongzi. Think about it, what's your law number? Super blade?

2 1, what the hell, English abbreviation SB Chinese abbreviation is super cheap, no matter which one is not a good thing! ! !

22. Will I tell you that I play the piano to cross over?

23. You don't understand. This is how chess is played.

24. I haven't put the chess pieces away yet. What's wrong with this move of Go?

25. Alas, this is the third disciple. Nowadays, young people are really getting impatient.

26. Tell your Majesty that the old man is just ahead.

27. It seems that if you don't cry, you won't see the coffin, and if you go up a flight of stairs, you won't die, but you have broadened your horizons by 300 miles.

28. Bullying your grandfather has hemorrhoids, right? Do you look down on hemorrhoids? What's wrong with hemorrhoids? What did hemorrhoids do to you?

29, 100%' empty handed'

30. Xianggong, this is not our child! To tell you the truth, I saved this ball with my body for three years and kept it from Xianggong for a long time. I'm really sorry. Honey, dare you be a little more boring?

3 1. When I use clairvoyance and clairvoyance at the same time, I can also see enemies thousands of miles away, and I can't see anything about snakes and monsters at all!

Summary of 100,000 Cold Jokes:

The film version will be mainly about gourd, mainly about the happy life of Fulu Xiaojingang and the queen. It is reported that the production and seiyuu will continue the original team in the first season. But there will be guest stars such as Jay Chou!

In the movie version of "100,000 Cold Jokes", the hero (voiced by Ajie) suffered an unprecedented disaster because of his spitting energy after defeating the Great Devil, and the story began: when the hero was in the transit station from heaven to hell, he unexpectedly came to the narrow time, and with the help of mysterious figures, he revised the history of the destruction of the earth and returned to the past to become a hero to save the earth; But something unexpected happened. Things from different eras have crossed into the modern era, and the protagonist even met Li Jing (voiced by Bao Muzhongyang) and Nezha (voiced) in the myth, Snow White (voiced) and Pinocchio (voiced by Zhen Xuan) in the fairy tale. In order to reverse the chaotic time and space, everyone embarked on a journey to save the earth?