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Asking questions and answering jokes are both a trick.
[2] Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock on the first one, say "love" when you knock on the second one, and say "water" when you knock on the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, forget, woof"
[3] Find a MM to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin. Say husband first, MM, mm can say u (you); Besides my wife, MM can say I (I (I); ; Over and over again Do you understand?
[4] You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?" He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?" You asked again, "How about three waters plus one?" He would say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "In fact, it should be" law " ...
[5] Hold out 1 finger and ask others, "What is this?" Hold out two fingers again and ask others, "What is this?" Put out three more fingers and ask someone, "What is 1+ 1?" 10 people, at most 1 people got the correct answer.
[6] See Wang Shuo's novels. The game in Half Flame, Half Seawater is very interesting. The one with the coin in his hand and then answering the question to ask if there is a number greater than 1. The other party said that if there is a number greater than 10. The other party said yes until they came 100000. Finally, he asked if there was anyone more stupid than you. The other party answered very alert and said \ \ \ \ \ \ "No"
[7] Do it with me. Say \ \ \ \ \ \ "er-oh \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \, and then say \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \. "The voice is a bit long. Read the last \ \ \ \ \ "Oh \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \"
[8] A: Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who would say "no" when someone asked him anything, for example, did you eat? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story?
B: No. ! ~
[9] Another one: You can tell your MM that I want to test your English reaction ability. Hold out your left hand and tell her that my thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S, and my little finger is X, and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then you pointed to the middle finger and said fish, she said M, you pointed to the ring finger and said donkey, she said S, then pointed to the thumb and said pig, she said A, and then kept pointing to the thumb and said pig, and she kept saying: A, A, A, A, A, A. If MM is smart, she can try other fingers before giving her thumb.
[10] When persuading MM to drink, she said: I want a transparent cup, you take a sip and repeat ... I want a transparent cup, you taste it. ...........
[1 1] Put your hands on your thighs, then rub your left hand forward, beat your right hand up and down a few times, and then change hands instead of rubbing your right hand forward and beating your left hand up and down ... and so on ... Yes, it's faster, but it won't work if you slow down. Hehe, try it, most people won't say it.
[12] A: besides people, what animal likes to ask "why" best? I don't know. A: It's a pig! B: Why? Ha! ! ! Finish it.
[13] The English spelling of pig is PUG, right? -No, it's a pig.-No, how do I remember it was you? -You're mistaken. It's me-the pig is you-the pig is me [14]. Specific content: You can play this game with your best friend. It's called Big Change Life. Let your friend do a horse stance just now, with a correct posture and a blank sheet of paper in his mouth. Pay attention to this posture before he works. Then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "Great changes have taken place! I won't, but the living are like this. " There was a party at home and many people came. The prank director D Jun said that he knew Qigong, and he could fix a glass of water on the roof with Qigong so that it wouldn't fall off. Everyone does not believe him. D Fill a glass of water and let a friend put a stick on the roof so that he can make a cup. Everything is ready, and men are big pranks. Let's play mahjong. Looking at the tile floor under his feet and the glass on the roof, the man only begged for mercy four times, but he was finally unharmed. [16] New trick: Draw "wind oil essence" on the pen first, not too much. Then go to a person: please help me write the word XX, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, several fingers in his right hand naturally had wind oil essence. Then pretend to care and say: ah! You have a big piece of gum in your right eye. He naturally rubbed his right eye with his right hand, then ..................................................................................................................................................... A husband in ............ told his wife that I would take you shopping tomorrow, and the next day she was very happy and dressed beautifully, but her husband didn't do anything, so she asked her husband, why don't you take me shopping? Her husband slapped him without saying anything, saying, shall I take you shopping or shall you take me? The wife was very angry, and she thought of a way to get back at him. She told her husband, husband. I cooked your favorite dish for you. The next day, the husband sat at the table early and waited for his food, but the wife ate all the food and was about to eat. My husband asked, and my wife said to cook my favorite dish for me. His wife slapped him. Shall I cook for you or will you cook for me? Next, you tell your friend that I will tell you a third story, and your friend will ask. ! ! There is an old trick. I don't know if you have heard it: pretend to be serious and say to your friends (men only), "Hey, do you know that people who often have sy have black palms? ! "Haha, then, if someone has never been fooled before, 100% will look down at the palm of his hand. Yy whatever you want at this time ~ [20] One day, when you were at home, the power went out suddenly. As a last resort, you have to light the candle (add any plot in the middle). Then you got up to look for something, and suddenly the candle went out, and you bumped into the table in the dark, which was extremely painful! In this case, you usually blame yourself for being careless, others have misplaced the table, or blame the table for being wrong? In short, are you a freak or a monster? The other party usually answers in two words! [2 1] shouted to MM: Don't move! Then pinch her nose when she is surprised. [22] Play a little game, let MM say an idiom first, and then tell her: "This is the bottom line, and the top line is' Wedding Night'", and read it again together. Most of them are funny. [23] You can play a game for your friends or colleagues, that is, you say one thing and let others say something related. For example, if you say "I buy a schoolbag", your classmates will say "I buy a pencil" or "I buy an eraser", which means "I buy" related things. After asking a few questions, you can say "I buy gold", and the first reaction of the other party is mostly ". Hoho [24] has a pig. It ran and ran, running fast ... suddenly there was a wall in front of it (it saw it), but it ran and killed it. Why do you think this is? Why did the pig kill it when he saw it? Note: This is a brain teaser. Let's use our heads and turn around more. Why, nobody knows? ............ has a brain teaser, which is easy for most people. Rethinking ... I can't remember clearly, so I said the answer: "Because the pig head can't turn around." [25] Put the coin in the palm of your hand and make it into a fist. Let GG reach in and touch the front and back and ask him questions before he answers you. Ask a few irrelevant questions first. He began to touch the coin and asked, "What kind of girl do you like?" A: "Beautiful. Well, I finally asked him, "What did you say when you saw your GF? "This is to hold hands tightly to prevent him from touching. He would say, "Let me touch it first." [26] Tell MM a story: Once upon a time, a little white rabbit got lost in the forest. She is very anxious and afraid. Suddenly she met a black rabbit. She said to the black rabbit, "Brother Black Rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get out? " The black rabbit said, "You tell me XX, you tell me XX and I will tell you ..." The little white rabbit had no choice but to agree, and the big black rabbit ran after XX. The white rabbit has no choice but to keep walking. This is another big grey rabbit. She said to Big Grey Rabbit, "Brother Grey Rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get out? ""The big grey rabbit said to the little white rabbit, "Come with me XX, and I will tell you if you follow me X." The little white rabbit couldn't help it, so she followed her XX, but the big grey rabbit ran away with the little white rabbit XX. Disappointed and scared, the little white rabbit kept walking, and then met a big white rabbit. The little white rabbit asked the big white rabbit, "Brother White Rabbit, Brother White Rabbit. The little white rabbit still said to her, "Come with me to XX, I'll tell you XX ..." The little white rabbit went to XX with him, but he ran after XX. Do you know how the rabbit finally got out of the forest? MM will definitely say, "I don't know, how did you get out?" (MM usually wants to know) Just say "You and me XX, you and me XX, and I will tell you that ..................... [27] can ask your classmates three questions: 1. You want to use \ \ \ \ "Yes \ \ \ \ \". 2. Are your answers to my second and third questions consistent? 3. (Whatever you say, everything you ask is \ \ \ \ "Yes \ \ \ \", which can be used to ask someone about MM) [28]) Then tell him: "The correct answer is" He loves her ",and the other person will definitely ask:" What about me? " At this time, you can tell him generously (with a little BT tone): "It's none of your business!" [29] Find a mm, say to do an experiment, see how her literacy level is, and ask her what her handwriting is made of, such as: knowing, recognizing ~ ~ and so on. Say something casually first, and finally ask the word "bite". The result is ~ ~ ~ ~ 30 intelligence test: Confucius, Laozi and Zhuangzi were locked up in the same place one night. The next morning, people suddenly found that an old sow in the pigsty was pregnant unexpectedly. Confucius said, "This matter has nothing to do with me!" Zhuangzi also denied that he did it. Who is most likely to do it? Any answer: I did it myself! That's right! ! Ha ha! !
Tribal tigers ~ ~ don't believe it, they can't all ~~R
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