Tell some jokes.

1.___, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

Classmate A: I will never regret taking off my clothes.

(The correct solution is "I won't regret it if my belt widens gradually". I admit that this is my brain. How can I ask the canal to be so clear? _ _ _

A: There is a clear spring in my heart.

The positive solution is "only flowing water comes from the source", but we still insist on water a little bit. Why * * * cut candles at the west window, _ _ _

Classmate A: Husband and wife sit in the morning.

The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper. After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time". Mayflies shake trees, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Not moving.

(The positive solution is "ridiculous overreaching". Quietly, hehe, it is in line with the facts. ) 5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _

Classmate A: Little people succeed.

(faint directly) 6. The poor are immune to it, _ _ _

Classmate A: Rich people have wives and concubines in groups.

(positive solution: achieve the goal and help the world) 7. _ _ _, everyone knows a gentleman.

A: As long as you look like Saddam Hussein.

(Khan |||...) 8. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, _ _ _

Classmate A: Iron bars can also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ (I guess it's not as simple as grinding into needles)

The positive solution is "but his love for 3,000 people is concentrated on one person") 9. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix,

A: plucking a phoenix is not as good as plucking a chicken.

Another student replied: Both husband and wife returned to China.

(The correct answer is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn") 10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _

Classmate A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.

Another student replied: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right husband 1 1. _ _, and the scum's wife will not leave the court.

A: Married men don't go to bed.

(The Chinese teacher is angry! ) 12. Wish people a long time, _ _ _

Classmate A: An eternal flower.

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles * * * Chanjuan") 13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _

Classmate A: Climb the tortoise by the East Village River.

(Yes, it's quite neat) 14. I suggest that God stand up again, _ _ _

Classmate A: God yelled at me three times.

(the positive solution is "drop talents without sticking to one pattern", Gong Zizhen) 15. I was born useful, _ _ _

Classmate A: Show your magic at the critical moment.

Another student replied: the mouse son can make holes.

(The Chinese teacher in the whole office laughs hysterically) 16. If the sky is sentient, it will be old, _ _ _

Classmate A: People do not waste their youth!

(The positive solution is "If the moon is long and round, I don't hate it", and Li He's "Ode to the Golden Copper Immortal Han") (There is also a saying that "the right path on earth is vicissitudes") 17. Relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Please don't tell him.

(The positive solution is "an ice heart is in the jade pot") 18. The final exam is a couplet, and the first couplet is the hero of the work.

Junior high school students' couplets are: I am particularly attractive 19. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for disease, _ _ _

Classmate A: If you don't eat, you are a big fool.

Who hasn't died in life since ancient times, _ _ _

Classmate A: Only some people died one after another.

(ending: a bird left by the teacher to give a lecture after the parent-teacher meeting ...) 20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, _ _ _

A: Li Bai's sleeping sound is 2 1. Looking at the leopard in the test tube, _ _ _

Classmate A: Scared me.

(Ha ha ha! Positive solution is "visible") 22. _ _ _, fly into the homes of ordinary people.

Classmate A: Kangjia Cuisine Bar TV 23. Wine luminous cup, _ _ _

Classmate A: There are many beautiful women with money. 24.____, pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.

The masterpiece of first-year students: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night. 25. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's "Five measures of rice can't bend over", and my classmates filled in "Just give me six measures" ... 26. I am old, old, _ _

Classmate A: Wife, my wife and other people's wives.

The teacher later said that the classmate was particularly dedicated when marking papers, haha. Back in those days, Jin Ge iron horse, _ _ _

Classmate A: Look now, watch and fight.

(The positive solution is "swallowing Wan Li like a tiger") 28. In the fifth grade, I got "three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang"

Classmate A: The taste is the same.

(Laughing at the invigilator and the headmaster outside) 29. Senior one students pair up, "Hold the mountain in your arms between the white clouds in the city, _ _ _ _ _"

Classmate A: I went to the hotel to put the young lady to bed.

His Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot and died. If the relationship is long-lasting, _ _

Classmate A: When they get married, it should be 3 1. Qian Fan walked past the sinking ship.

Classmate A: There are many varieties in Proud. 32. Use books, but hate less. _ _ _

Classmate A: By the end of the month, there will not be enough money. 33. If it is sentimental, it is old, _ _ _

Classmate A: People die young when they are affectionate.

(The positive solution is "If the moon is long and there is no hatred") 34. Who hasn't died in life since ancient times, _ _ _

Classmate A: Who has no paper in his stool?

(No language ...) 35. I once tested Li Qingzhao's dream, "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? ___"

Sorry, I DONT't know. ...

The correct solution is "green manure and red thinness") 36. I once tested a sentence of Lu Xun: "_ _ _, I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan."

Classmate A: He plunged the knife into my body. 37. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: "The door where people go in and out is locked, _ _"

A voice shouted: _ _ I long for freedom, but how can a person's body climb out of the dog hole?

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Classmate A: The holes for dogs to climb out are also locked/damn, they are all locked! 38. Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, _ _

Classmate A: Can I have an extra copy?

(The teacher who approved the papers was right: Love is love, points are points, and giving one more is not enough. ) 39. There was a monthly exam in the first year of high school, and the last sentence said, "Go out with a smile. (Correct) My generation is Artemisia." classes

Someone in the newspaper wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving."

. Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots; Some people are even more unique, and it says: Heroes in Gone with the Times 40. How much sadness can you have, _ _ _

A: Just like a pot of Erguotou. A: It's like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

(The teacher criticized "You drank too much again ...")