English jokes about bees

air conditioner

A rich man is eating in a restaurant.

A rich man is eating in a restaurant.

He is sweating all over!

It's so hot that I sweat all over.

He called the waiter!

So he called the waiter,

Tell him to turn on the air conditioner.

Tell him to turn on the air conditioner

After a while, he felt very cold.

However, only for a moment, he felt cold.

He called the waiter again and told him to turn off the air conditioner!

Because he called the waiter again and closed the conditions.

Later, he shouted that it was too hot and asked the waiter to let him turn on the air conditioner!

After a while, he said it was too hot, called the waiter and turned on the air conditioner.

Then shout cold!

It was cold again after a while.

Hey, a gentleman sitting next to you at this time called a waiter!

As he spoke, a gentleman beside him called the waiter away.

That man is crazy, turn it on and off for a while, and see what you do.

That psycho, turn around, shut up and look at you, son. How pathetic.

Never mind, never mind, I'm teasing him!

No, no, it's okay. It's a joke between me and him.

We have no air conditioning here!

Because we don't have air conditioning here.

Flowers are angry.

Angry flowers

One day, a teacher asked a classmate

One day, the teacher asked a student

This is what the students said in the text: "bees add life to the garden." What do you mean? "

Dude, the text says "bees make the garden more vivid". What does that mean?

Isn't it that bees stole pollen and flowers were angry?

Yes, isn't it because bees stole the pollen and killed the flowers instantly?

You're talking nonsense,

talk nonsense

How can I talk nonsense? Where will flowers bloom if they are not alive?

Why? If the life of flowers is not taken away immediately, how can there be "lively flowering"

cheat

Say yes, but it means no.

one day

one day

Two dock workers have dinner together during the break.

Two strong seaside men are having dinner together.

One of them spoke.

One of the two sed

Hey, man, you like fat women with oily hair, don't you?

Hey, man, do you like fat women with oil all over their heads?

Hey, of course not.

Well, of course not.

What do you think of the woman with a flat nose and small eyes?

What do you think of the woman with a flat nose and small eyes?

loathing

drat。

Then you don't like women with bad breath, do you

Then you don't like women with bad breath, do you?

It's impossible.

Definitely impossible!

In that case, why did you seduce my wife

In that case, why did you seduce my woman!

It's not romantic at all

It's not romantic at all

one day

one day

Wenwen complained to his girlfriend.

Wenwen complained to her sister,

Boyfriends are not romantic at all!

My child, it's not romantic at all!

You see, that day, I was waiting for him at the door with a rose in my mouth.

That day, I waited for him outside the door with a rose in my mouth.

What did he say?

So what did he say?

Oh, my God, honey, did you eat the vase?

Oh, honey, did you eat the vase?