Does anyone have the script for Fan Jinzhongju’s drama? Urgent request!

Fan Jin passed the test in the textbook drama (Fan Jin came home from school, and his mother and wife were happily cooking) (Butcher Hu came on the stage carrying a pair of pig intestines and a bottle of wine) Butcher Hu: What a bad luck, marrying off your daughter You are such a boring man and you have caused me so much trouble. Now I don’t know what kind of virtue I have accumulated, allowing you to take advantage of me and fall into the trap of your husband. That’s why I brought wine to congratulate you. (Fan Jin agreed repeatedly) Butcher Hu: Since you have been fooled by my husband, you must follow the rules in everything. For example, in my industry, we are all high-ranking people, and they are your elders. How dare you pretend to be big in front of us. If these farmers and dung collectors in front of our house are just ordinary people, if you treat them as equals, you will break the school's rules and even my face will be disgraced. You are so naive, I have to teach you these words so as not to make others laugh. Fan Jin: My father-in-law’s advice is very good. Butcher Hu: Mother-in-law. Mother: What? Butcher Hu: Why don't you come over and sit down to eat? It's so sad for the old man to have side dishes every day. My daughter also came over to have something to eat. In the past ten years or so since I entered your house, I wonder if you have eaten lard two or three times. Wife: Dad, I want to lose weight. Butcher Hu: Go and have some fun. Fan Jin: Father-in-law, can you lend me some silver? I have no money to catch the train when I take the exam in Beijing. Butcher Hu: Bah! You're out of your mind! You feel like you have fallen into the trap of a husband, just like a toad that wants to eat swan meat. I heard people say that even when the Prime Minister was in charge, it wasn't your article. It was the Grandmaster who thought you were too old, so he gave me a favor and gave it to you. Now, my obsession is to win the imperial examination, and these candidates are all Wenqu stars in the sky! (Fan Jin took out Wenquxing CC300 from his pocket and stared at it) They are all big-faced and have big ears like you. You should take a pee and take a picture of yourself! No matter what, I just want to eat the swan's fart! Give up this idea as soon as possible and find a teaching job for you in our industry next year. You can earn a few taels of silver every year to support your old lady and your wife. You borrow money from me. I kill a pig a day and I can't make any money. So you throw all the money into the water and make my whole family drink from the northwest wind! Fan Jin: (Carrying Hu Butcher on his back) The Grandmaster said that my time has come. Since ancient times, there has never been a candidate outside the court. If I don’t go in and give him a test, how can I be willing to accept it? Narrator: So Fan Jin flew to the city to take the exam without telling his father-in-law. Scene 2: Narrator: Three days later, Fan Jin came back. (Mother Fan and Wife Fan are sitting at the table. Wife Fan is carefully cutting a bean with a knife. Mother Fan is very close and looks at it carefully with her eyes wide open. Wife Fan: This is today’s staple food. You Just make do with it! Eat more and eat well! (Mother Fan carefully picked up the beans and was about to put them into her mouth, but she dropped them on the ground. Suddenly, Fan Jin’s chicken took the lead and pecked them down) Mother Fan: (Weakly) You stinky chicken, how dare you snatch it? My FOOD, I will fight with you. (Chasing the chicken, the chicken runs) (Fan Jin comes on the stage, Fan’s mother stops) Fan’s mother: My son, where have you been these days? Your phone is broken. Fan’s Wife: We haven’t cooked for a few days. Why don’t you take this chicken and exchange it for some rice? (Catch the chicken) (Fan Jin nodded and caught the chicken) Narrator: So, Fan Jin came to the market with the chicken. Chicken: Oh--oh--oh---- Fan Jin: Chickens are for sale, big and fat genetically modified chickens. Neighbor A: (enters the stage) Fan Jin. Fan Jin: Hey, it’s Huahua. Do you want to buy chicken? My chicken is a purely natural food, high in protein, low in fat, and absolutely free of preservatives. Neighbor A: (lifting the chicken away) You don’t need to sell the chicken anymore. Fan Jin: (steps forward to fight for the chicken) Why are you taking my chicken? Give the chicken back to me! Neighbor A: Go back quickly. Something big happened at your home. Narrator: Fan Jin and his neighbor hurried back. Reporter A: (enters the stage) Okay, the new rich man is back. Fan Jin: What kind of new rich man? Applicant B: Congratulations on passing the high school exam. Fan Jin: Do you think it’s not illegal to do outsourcing? Reporter A: How dare we? Sir, please take a look. (Open the list) Fan Jin: (To himself) The 79th Guangdong Provincial Examination results ranking list, the first place, Zeus; the second place, Xiong; ...; the seventh place, Fan Jin. ah! It's me! (claps) Fan Jin. Alas! I hit! (Fell back, unconscious) Fan’s mother: My son, what’s wrong with you? Get the boiling water quickly.

(Reporter A handed over boiling water, and Fan’s mother hurriedly poured a few mouthfuls of boiling water into it) Fan Jin: (Getting up, clapping his hands again and laughing) Oh! good! I hit! (Laughing, he couldn't help but run out the door.) Everyone (startled, looking at each other with big eyes): It turns out that the new rich man is crazy with joy. Fan’s mother (crying): Why is life so miserable! If you win a prize, you will get this unfortunate disease! Fan’s wife: Hey! (Looking at Fan Jin's retreating back, singing) Falling in love with someone who will never come home, waiting for a door that will never be opened in a lifetime, with fickle eyes and tightly closed lips, why bother to force and ask questions again! (Say) What to do! Reporter A: I have a good idea. Is it possible? Everyone: Say. Report A: According to in-depth investigation and research by 8 doctors, 12 masters, and 100 scientists, this situation occurred because the master was overjoyed, and the phlegm came up and confused the mind. Now he only asks people he is afraid of to come and slap him in the mouth, saying: "The words in this report are all to deceive you, you have never won the election." ’ After being frightened, he spit out the phlegm and it was solved naturally. Everyone (claps): This is a great idea, a great idea! What Mr. Fan is most afraid of is Mr. Hu, who sells meat. alright! Find Father Hu quickly! Narrator: So everyone called Butcher Hu’s cell phone. Fan’s wife: Hello, is this daddy? Can you come over here quickly? Something urgent. Butcher Hu: What's the matter? So urgent? Fan’s Wife: Let’s talk about it later! Butcher Hu: Okay, you wait, I will come right away. (Butcher Hu comes on the scene) Fan’s Wife: Daddy, my husband won the election, but he went crazy with joy. He needs you to keep giving him a slap. Butcher Hu: (embarrassed) This kid actually won the prize. Since he is now a master, he is a star in the sky. The stars in the sky cannot be beaten! I heard from the vegetarians that if you hit the stars in the sky, the Lord of Hell will use them to hit you with a hundred iron rods, and you will be sent to the eighteenth level of hell, where you will never be able to recover. I dare not do such a thing! Neighbor B: Forget it! Dad Hu, in your daily business of killing pigs, the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out. The king of hell did not know that he asked the judge to write down your thousands of iron rods in the book; even if you add these one hundred rods, it doesn't matter. important? I'm afraid that even after beating the iron rod, the account won't be counted. Wouldn't it be better if you cured your son-in-law's illness and the King of Hell raised you from the eighteenth level of hell to the seventeenth level? Reporter B: Don’t just tell jokes. Dad Hu, you still have to do this. Butcher Hu: OK, bring me some wine. (Drinks two bowls of wine in a row, rolls up his sleeves, and shows off his usual ferocious look) Mother Fan: In-laws, you can only scare him, don’t hurt him. Narrator: So everyone came to the market to look for Fan Jin. Scene 3: Fan Jin: (Hair disheveled, face covered with mud, one shoe ran away, clapping his hands) Hit! Hit! Butcher Hu: (fiercely) Damn you beast! What did you hit? You also have to pay taxes if you win the lottery! (Hit Fan Jin in the mouth, hands trembling) Fan Jin: (Fainted on the ground) Everyone: (Step forward, wipe his chest and beat his vest) Fan Jin: (Gradually he regained his breath, his eyes brightened, he was no longer crazy) Everyone: (Help him sit up) Butcher Hu: (Standing aside, holding up the aching hand, feeling regretful) Sure enough, the Wenqu star in the sky cannot be beaten, but now the Bodhisattva is starting to care. Fan Jin: (Looking at the crowd) Why am I sitting here? I've been feeling groggy for half the day, as if I was in a dream. Neighbors: Master, congratulations on graduating from high school. Fan Jin: Yes, I also remember that I was seventh in the competition, and Zeus was first. Butcher Hu: (steps forward) Dear son-in-law, it wasn’t me who dared to be bold just now, it was the director who asked me to do it. Neighbor A: Mr. Hu just slapped his mouth very kindly. After a while, Mr. Fan washed his face and had to wash off half a basin of lard! Neighbor B: Dad Hu, you won’t be able to kill pigs tomorrow with your hands. Butcher Hu: I still kill pigs there! You have such a good son-in-law like me, why are you afraid that you won’t be able to rely on him for the rest of your life? (Exaggerated expression) I often say that this virtuous son-in-law of mine is highly educated and good-looking. Even the masters of the Zhang and Zhou mansions in the city don't have such a decent appearance as my son-in-law. You don’t know, if I don’t mind you being offended, I can recognize people with my eyes. I remember back then, when my little daughter grew up to be in her thirties, many wealthy families wanted to marry me. I felt that my daughter was blessed and would eventually marry the master. Today is indeed a good day! (Laughing loudly) The master has returned home. Scene 4: Narrator: A few days later, Zhang Xiangshen learned from the Internet that Fan Jin had won the lottery, and came to have close contact with Fan Jin for the first time.

(Squire Zhang and his entourage enter the stage) Squire Zhang: We are both from the same hometown, but we have never been close to each other. Fan Jin: I have admired this old gentleman for a long time since I was born late, but I just didn’t have the chance to visit him. Zhang Xiangshen: I just saw the ranking list and learned that you and I are brothers and family friends. Mr. Zhang: (Looking around) Mr. Shi is indeed poor. (Taking a letter of silver from the attendant) I have no respect for you, so I offer you a congratulatory gift of fifty taels. Please accept it, sir. This hut is really unlivable. Today's shoddy construction is everywhere. I have a vacant house, which is on Dongmen Street. It has three bedrooms and three living rooms. Although it is not spacious, it is still clean. I will send it to Mr. Shi to move there. It’s better to ask for advice whether you stay in the morning or in the evening. Fan Jin: How can a late student have the nerve to let Mr. Zhang spend money? Zhang Xiangshen: (angry) You and I have been friends for generations, just like our closest relatives. If you refuse, you will be alienated. Fan Jin: Thank you then. (I accepted the money and bowed to thank you.) Go away, Mr. Zhang. (Sends Squire Zhang out and gets into the sedan) Fan Jin: (Take the silver and hand it to Butcher Hu) Just now, I bothered my father. Take these more than sixty taels of silver, father. Butcher Hu: (embarrassed) I wanted to congratulate you, so why should I take your money? (Grabbing the money away) Anyway, now that you have made friends with Mr. Zhang, why worry about not having any money to use? His family's money is more than that of Bill Gates' family! His family is my main buyer of meat. Even if they don’t have anything to do in a year, the meat costs four to five thousand kilograms. What’s so surprising about the money! (Turns back and looks at daughter) I brought money as a gift this morning, but your brother, who has mad cow disease, still refused. I said, "My aunt is not what he used to be. There will always be people bringing money to his door for him to use. I'm afraid." My aunt is not surprised. ’ Today it turned out to be true. Come--come--come--. (All actors come on stage) Everyone poses and takes a photo to celebrate. (All actors stand) Everyone: 1, 2, 3, eggplant. (All actors take curtain call) (End of play)