Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The teacher said: there is no regret medicine, only rat medicine.
The teacher said: there is no regret medicine, only rat medicine.
Most of us who are alive have only done three things in our life, deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being bullied.
If you can't give me everything you have, I'd rather not have it all.
Without the sun, the sun will still shine, without the sun, the moon will disappear.
Love is not a vigorous oath, but a faint companionship.
6. Don't tell me you love me, I feel sick after listening to it too much ~
7. What is the only way? Dead end for short.
8. My figure is actually quite good, fat but not thin.
I don't collect garbage. I can't be on call.
10, I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.
1 1, not every kind of milk is called Sutron, not everyone is as pure as me!
12, you are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?
13, don't compare people with dogs, dogs are at least loyal.
14. If you send a message to someone you like, if he/she doesn't reply to your message, please don't send it again ~
15, call me when you are bored, otherwise it will make me redundant.
16, never mind, because nothing matters.
17, is your acting bad, or am I exposed too early?
18, I sent my heart to the wrong address. Would you please give it back to me now?
19, wandering the streets, asking about the whereabouts of happiness ~
I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.
2 1. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry to have wronged you.
22, for your smart head, finally made a look of indifference.
23. I'm not a TV. Don't watch it all the time.
24. Do you know what love is? I didn't let you go, but grabbed you tightly and said, I can't leave (handsome)
25. I am ashamed to be single. I waste paper for my country.
26. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.
27.QQ members and yellow diamonds are both ten yuan. What qualifications do you have to say that you are a member, more advanced than the yellow diamond?
28. In Japan, poop is sacred ~ People there call it luck @[emailprotected]//
29. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.
30.QQ information is changed eight times a day just to make you pay more attention to my eyes.
3 1, when it's cold, even taking a bath takes courage.
32. Blame me me for being too young to see whether I am a human or a dog.
Behind every playboy man, there is a woman who hurts him the most (usually very accurate).
Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.
35. When others look back, that person is already at the light bar. When I turned around, where was that man?
36. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine, only rat medicine.
37, the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again! Mom, there is only one.
38. Those who always say that others are pretending to be awesome, you are not even pretending to be forced.
39. If you can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?
40. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
4 1, the current efforts are all for the cow B.
42, you are not brave, no one is strong for you.
43. The ocean between us dried up and the rocks rotted. Who are you going to show it to?
44. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.
45, love a person without regrets, what are you waiting for? -There's phosphorus everywhere.
46. Breaking promises is a patchwork of yesterday.
47. Time flies, memories are instantly forgotten, and thoughts merge into a river, flowing at the end of the world.
48. Who is wrong, who is forever ... who is waiting for the flowers to fall in the bloody sunset. .
49. I tried my best to save everything, but I couldn't find a reason to get back together. I don't want to say anything more, just remember everything by myself. .
50. Whose love is put in the holiday market, bargain and auction its weight. .
5 1. Who am I here for? The vast sea of people, who will arrange it, a beautiful accident. .
52. Who is listening to me quietly, and who is it? It broke my heart cruelly. .
53. I am here, and you are on the other side. Look at each other in pairs and forget each other in pairs. .
54. You are like a drama, changing your mask anytime and anywhere. .
55. Bow and thank you for coming. From then on, the gorgeous ending, you, no longer belong to my world. .
56. Time will not make people feel painless, nor will it make people forget the pain, but it will make people get used to it. .
57. I don't say, you don't understand, we are pretending to each other. This is our distance. .
58. A person's loneliness makes an immortal love song; The whole people are lonely together and have made so many brothers. .
59 .. Maybe I can't forget you completely, at least I know how to leave properly. .
60. What has been said, feelings have given up, love is gone, and there will be no future. There is no regret medicine in the world.
People have some regrets in this life, but there is no turning back in life. The following content is shared with you: regret the sentence you decided at the beginning. There is no regret medicine in the world. Let's have a look!
I, um, just want to be a person who won't regret the decision I made at the beginning, and hope that my daily efforts will pay off in the future?
Over the years, I have grown up, worked harder in my career, and my life is getting better and better. I have never regretted my decision, nor will I blame my past. I want to thank the person who once let me travel around the world with me, who loved me and understood me, and finally walked into the marriage hall.
I am not happy at all now, and I don't like this city. I feel that the whole city has nothing to do with me. I can only hide in the corner and cry, regret my original decision and hate you for being so stubborn. I just miss you so much. If only you were by my side! ?
Fourth, there was once a person who was very kind to you and could even be together. But you weren't sure. One day, I saw her in the street, and I knew her once. Do I regret my original decision? I still miss it. Maybe this is just reluctant to be alone.
It is beautiful to do what you should do at a certain age. Everything seems so logical, and I regret a decision that I didn't enjoy my college time. I can't get rid of crying and laughing every day I spend on campus. That time was the happiest and most carefree. Just no time machine. Sometimes others can't feel the same way, so don't rush forward, don't put down what you can hold, don't pull what you can hold, and don't stay away from what you can accompany for a long time. Living in social animals, how can we stay away from the crowd? Even though the twists and turns we experience are like dreams, what remains is true. After all, we will get what we have to give up.
I hate those people who know my friends through me and ignore me when they are happy together, so I will regret why I introduced them.
I will regret drinking the rest of the cold coffee alone.
What I regret most is that after you left, I lived like you.
Never regret the past. We can't choose the way back, but we have to face the immediate problems. Put the pain of the past behind you, try to adjust your life, go all out for your goals, and believe that you will succeed. ...
I really regret not punching a hole in your head to save you from endangering the world.
Xi。 He once loved me, but I ignored him and forced him to find someone else. Now that he has met someone who loves him and loves him, I feel sad and regret starting over.
It is better to fight for the future than to regret the past.
I don't regret falling in love with you, but I can't bear the final outcome without you.
There is no regret medicine in the world. Remember to cherish it next time.
In the last year, let's March towards our dreams hand in hand and don't let anyone regret it.
Sixteen, since love, don't regret it.
I have loved you for so long, and I have never regretted it, but I feel tired. I want to let go. Don't come to me again. I'm sorry, your tolerance has never been as much as mine.
18. Whoever marries has regrets and whoever marries has regrets.
Nineteen, even if I said it many times in my life, it ended in breaking up. This is immature love!
What I regret most is that you said: Let's get married, and I said: No marriage.
The above is about: regret the original decision. There is no regret medicine to share. I hope it helps you.
There is no regret medicine in life.
The past has gone, and those beautiful memories have been ruthlessly erased, leaving only pain. Many times, I can't control myself, and I have too much sadness and helplessness. There is no regret medicine in life, only turn a page forward and tear off a page. No matter how long it takes, your appearance and your smile will be in my mind. Love never regrets, but it hurts if you really give it. Even if you don't want to, I have no face to face it. If life were like the first time, how wonderful it would be! Finally, I'm sorry, I really love you.
There is no regret medicine in life.
First, there is no regret medicine in the world! You should pay for every choice! This is life! One day you will meet someone! ! Everything about you will be seen by him! Care with your heart! ! There will be! ! We will meet again!
Second, all regrets will always find a perfect corner; All sadness always leaves a trace of happiness. From one shore to the other, there is no turning back, and the most difficult thing to grasp is the mentality; From today to tomorrow, there is no regret medicine to taste, and the most painful thing is yourself. Don't miss the past, don't chase the future. Can cope with fierce waves, can be satisfied with the warmth of running water. Be kind to people around you and concentrate on what you want to do!
Thirdly, I really regret reading this study. Unfortunately, there is no regret medicine in life, right?
Fourth, I know that I should be filial in time without regret, but every time I put it into action, I am busy with my work. I want to slap myself now in a couple of days, and I hate that I didn't spend too much time visiting my grandfather, and I hate that I really have company when I am free. There is no regret medicine in life. Not cherishing is not cherishing. If I have another chance, even if I have one more day, two more days, even if I only have half a day, I am willing to talk it over with him.
Five, there is no regret medicine in life, and all hardships are the test of fate! You will never grow up without going through some hardships! It's time to grow up. No one can be too weak to be old, and no one will shelter you from the wind and rain all your life.
Six, maybe I really, 20xx years later, there will be an ordinary person in the afterlife. Life is really a chess game. If I'm wrong, I can't go back. Sorry, my relatives and friends all know how to share.
Seven, the truth is scattered. Compared with the comparison, it doesn't matter who is not living in life, or that sentence is to leave when you want. When you are old, you will feel ridiculous when you think about what happened today! There is no regret medicine in life, and the road ahead should continue.
Eight, my original good hand was played by myself and this man from the beginning, but everything can't go back, because there is no regret medicine in life, no matter how difficult the road ahead is, I must persist in being brave, because I have a baby, I must be strong, I believe there will always be a good day, come on.
9. When you find that the person you love is lovelorn because of one thing, then I tell you: Maybe there is no right or wrong between you, just calm down and think about whether what you are making is worth such a result. If you have lost the feeling of first love and have nothing to say to each other, it's over. Long pain is not as good as short pain, and short pain is not as good as a needle. There are not so many regrets and opportunities in life.
Ten, the unit power failure, after reading this book "alive", tears collapsed several times. Collection of mourning works, observing the pulse of social and historical changes from the perspective of ordinary people. Simple and sincere words can always easily touch the soft place inside. I am also a pedestrian when I think of my grandparents who died, my grandparents who are getting old, and even my parents who have been living under great pressure. There is no regret medicine in the world, so don't mourn in your memory!
Eleven, it's only been half a month, and the sad thing has happened again. I'm really disappointed this time, and I really regret it, but I haven't known it for a long time, and I don't regret it, but how to go on, I'm really a little powerless!
Twelve, there is no regret medicine in life, no turning back, no delete button. Work, only at the end.
Thirteen, life is a journey without a return trip, and everyone has to get off at the terminal. Life is never a medicine for regret. If you don't do a lot of things, if you don't try, you will definitely regret it. It is better to do it boldly. Although it may lead to another kind of regret, at least you can feel at ease. Procrastination, indecision, and unclear goals are really terrible. If you have an idea, do it. It's never too late as long as you work hard.
Fourteen, the next life is gold or a pile of mud. You can only see yourself. Time can't go back, and there is no regret medicine.
Fifteen, every step is wrong. I came back from Inner Mongolia temporarily, and then I missed going to Guangteng headquarters, missed the China Construction Third Bureau and went to Shanghai. There is no regret medicine in life, but when can we get over this mountain now?
Sixteen, I remember that the stock of Country Garden was still 7 yuan last year, and this year it has reached 18 yuan. If you have made a fortune, you can only sigh that you have no regrets in life.
Seventeen, the road of life, the road is too long, there is no rehearsal, no regret medicine, we must try hard, otherwise how can we know if we can do it? However, in the absence of practical experience and theoretical basis, blindly rushing forward regardless of the bottom is likely to be sorry for the parents who gave birth to you and raised you, eager for your safety.
Eighteen, since some things have passed, let's go! There is no regret medicine in the world! I hope we can have a bright future and a happy life!
19. I feel sorry to read the word prestigious school, not because I didn't go to a prestigious school, but because I obviously had the strength to take the exam, but I missed it in the end. There is no regret medicine in life. If you live in the present, you should understand that you are not young as a post-90s generation. If you want to do something quickly, you will be really old!
Maybe people will be so naive only at that age. Many things really take years to realize. However, there is no regret medicine in life. Looking back is never as good as looking forward.
Twenty-one, what can some people do after a thing becomes a joke! Experienced too much pain! Come out and bear it! The pressure of choice! Life really has no regret medicine! When we study love and non-love, we never think about what is love and what is not love.
Twenty-two, I didn't want to study law because of my eyesight problem, so I didn't apply for the police academy. I never thought it would have such a great impact on the development of my current work direction. There is no regret medicine in life, start over!
Twenty-three, I'm sober today. I'm not drunk, I don't have a fever, and I don't feel bored in the dead of night. I want to understand that I'm doing well. My mother made me like this. There is no regret medicine in the world.
There is no regret medicine in the world and there is no turning back in life. May we cherish the present and take every step today.
Gong Shiqi did a good job. You're coming when you're 20. It's time to understand that dreams are not edible. You can really study hard and mix in the society. Don't learn from the predecessors who dropped out of school for this broken group, especially those who dropped out of college. No apologies, no regrets. There is no regret medicine in life, but it can only be washed until death.
Twenty-six, a temporary impulse, a temporary cowardice. There is no regret medicine in life, but you can only make up for the wrong choice later. Thank you for making me grow a lot.
Twenty-seven, Jia Ju died, and you think you owe him a concert ticket. You think Master Xing owes him a movie ticket because he stopped acting. After Kobe retired, you think you should go to the scene to watch a game. Don't wait for the company to stop borrowing money, you will regret not asking me for a loan. There is no regret medicine in life, only knowing it early. Seize the opportunity and leave no regrets in life. I am free today. Tomorrow is fine. Black household loan
Twenty-eight, there is no regret medicine in life, there is no turning back in life, there is no copy key in life, and there is no delete key in life.
Twenty-nine, if all the scars can heal; If all sincerity can be exchanged for real meaning; If all beliefs can be adhered to; If all emotions can be perfect; It would be great if we could meet in a city with a simple smile, a slight happiness and a wanton hug. But there is no if in life, no turning back, no regret medicine, no Meng Po Tang; It's just that we have to learn to forget those sorrows and remember those joys. ......
Thirty, why do people who love each other torture each other and why do they tear each other? There is no regret medicine in life. If you choose to refuse and hurt, don't turn around and beg for mercy. No one will wait for you, and no one can forgive the harm you have done.
Because we know that there is no regret medicine in the world, we always tell ourselves not to do things that we regret, but life is a journey of making mistakes and regrets, and the emotions and environment in it are something we can't experience in the future. The real way is to regret, start over, over and over again, and never fall down.
Thirty-two, but at least I know that there is no regret medicine in life, and it is true to live happily and attentively. After all, in the end, we are all dying.
There is no regret medicine in life, let alone looking back. The most important thing is the present and the future.
Thirty-four, children can only rely on their own efforts when they are sick, even if their father is around! Who can understand my tiredness? I envy the couple who are raising children together, even if they are tired again, they will be accompanied. After all, there is no regret medicine in life. - MrsLynn
Thirty-five, life is really not worth the loss, there are gains and losses. If you know what your life is like, do you still have the courage to come? There is no regret medicine for you in the world. Water under the bridge. Life is long, how to get through it?
Thirty-six, there is no high-paying job that does not require hard work, unless it is technical. At this time, you will regret not studying hard and learning a skill well ~ but there is no regret medicine in life, and it is never too late to work hard ~ May Hu Hu, who is far away in a foreign country, hold on and take care of himself! Come on, everybody.
37. I really want to go back to Guang 'an. Why does life always give me jokes, but there is no regret medicine in life? I remember chalk saying that I said four words to sum up my 20xx years, and I wrote-great joy and great sorrow (ups and downs).
No regret medicine! The most useless thing is: if I had known this,
1. Why do your casual words make me feel distressed for a long time?
2. I hope everyone will be happy and sunny in the new year.
3, the teacher is a destroyer, destroying family and friendship, and finally destroying love.
I love to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like a row of ants, passing through my memory.
5.-Hating someone to the extreme becomes love.
I won't please others. I don't like talking to strangers, so I deserve to lose.
7, my ears are full of pain, I can't hear happiness …
8. After a long time and a long distance, everything will fade.
9. The most useless word in the world is: If, if, I had known.
10, I really want to have a pair of hands to save me, but I am still afraid that those hands will throw me away after redemption.
1 1, we, and those memories about us, turned out to be just a joke …
12, what is a male god? The male god is a porcelain doll that can't be touched, hugged, kissed or seen.
13. Some wounds always hurt, because you always touch them. Some scars always hurt, because you will always touch them.
14, the unreachable place is far away, and traveling without a purpose is wandering.
15, I have such a heart that I can't stand so many ups and downs.
16, different from fashion, the same is vulgar.
17, some things are obviously nothing. Once you think too much, there will be more problems.
18, sometimes I just want to cry, but I can't say why.
- Related articles
- JJ, JJ Lin's personal file. Who can tell me?
- Shen Teng said in the program, "Guan Xiaotong, you can't represent the Film Academy". Do you agree with this sentence?
- What are the consequences of Muslim premarital sex?
- Is it true that college students are worthless and cheap?
- Friends circle talk about mood phrases?
- Urgent for English jokes, dialogue form, with translation, about 3 minutes,
- Life is like a clown's inspirational sentence.
- Urgently ask for a children's play script! Ok, give 400 points!
- Use the cheating system to enter different chapter directories.
- A complete riddle: look at the sea.