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Idioms that make people laugh by saying stupid things.
Dunitan Chin
[Interpretation] ① Metaphor tells a profound truth to fools; It's a waste of breath, mainly because the obedient people can't hear it. (2) Metaphorically speaking without looking at the object (mainly mocking the speaker); Reasoning for people who don't understand reason; Speak expert words to outsiders It often implies futility or satirizes each other's stupidity.
[Language] Han Mourong's "Theory of Reason and Confusion": "Gongmingyi is the operation of Niu Qingjiao; Eat as usual; Non-cattle do not smell; Not suitable for his ears. "
[Orthography] Play; "Dan" can't be pronounced "bomb"
It is improper to take no targeted action.
[antonym] targeted
[Usage] Playing the lute to a cow is ironic; But we must distinguish between objects. Generally used as predicate and object.
[structure] is more formal.
[Example] For illiterate people; Literary and artistic creation theory; Be tantamount to ~.
Play guitar for anox; beat the air
[Idiom story]
During the Warring States Period, there was a musician named Gong, who could compose and play. He plays the lyre very well and plays wonderful music. Many people like to listen to him play the piano and people respect him very much.
Gong not only plays the piano indoors, but also likes to take the piano to the countryside when the weather is good. One day, he came to the suburbs, the spring breeze blew slowly, the weeping willows swayed gently, and a yellow cow was grazing on the grass. Gong was in a good mood for a while, so he played the piano and plucked the strings, and played the most elegant music "The Art of Clearing Corner" for this cow. The old cow was indifferent there and still bowed his head and ate grass.
Gong thought this piece of music might be too elegant, so he changed the tune and played a little song. The ox still didn't respond and continued to graze leisurely.
Gong Yiming took out all his skills and played the best music. This time, the cow occasionally wagged its tail, chased the gadfly, and still bowed its head and ate grass silently.
Finally, the cow left slowly. Go and eat grass somewhere else.
The public is always indifferent when they see cows, and they are very disappointed. People said to him, "Don't be angry! It's not that the music you play is not good, it's that the music you play is not good for cattle ears! " Finally, Gong sighed and went back with her piano. It's really boring
informal
Mamborn
[Interpretation] Male: Whatever; Unlimited; Mind: care; Pay attention. Speak and do things without careful consideration; Casual; Don't care.
[Language] Zhu Ming Guozhen's "Ode to Architectural Essays": "I saw an envoy outside the city recently; Only the main family walks; Some companies are very careless. "
[Pronunciation] No; It can't be pronounced "bú".
[shape discrimination] diffuse; Can't write "person" or "slow"; Classic; Can't write "essence".
Take it lightly and take it lightly.
[antonym] focus on
[Usage] It is often used in work and study. Generally used as attribute and adverbial.
[structure] is more formal.
[Discrimination] (1) "~" and "indifference"; There is "don't care; Don't worry about it. But "~" focuses on "anyway"; The focus of indifference lies in indifference. ② "~" and "treat sth lightly"; They are all interested in taking an indifferent attitude towards things; But "taking it lightly" means not paying attention to it ideologically; Not serious; "~" refers to lack of concentration.
He is listening to music. When doing homework.
[English translation] Same as indifferenc
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