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An unspeakable fable of a man without money.
There is a monkey living in the forest. He is very envious of human beings. I feel so happy. When the fruits are ripe, they can be carried home one by one, unlike monkeys who look for food everywhere all year round and eat when they find one, and they are full when they are hungry; It is windy and snowy in winter, so people can stay at home. The family is close and warm together, and there is food for the winter at home. Unlike monkeys, they can only huddle in caves in winter, hungry and cold. The monkey thought, I will never be a monkey again in the afterlife.
Later, the monkey really died, and he went to visit Yan in the underworld. Yan asked the monkey, "Do you still want to be a monkey in the afterlife?" The monkey quickly said, "I don't want to be a monkey, please let me become a human!" " "The prince said," all right. But if you want to change people, there is one condition, that is, you must pull out all the hair on your body. " After that, Yan ordered Hag to take the monkey to the hell where he was responsible for the transformation.
The monkey went to the underworld and accepted the ghost's "crossing over". The ghost in the underworld told the monkey to squat down and get ready to pluck his hair. But just after pulling out a hair, the monkey shouted, "Oh, I can't stand it, I can't stand it!" " "The ghost of hell told him to be patient, and the monkey said sadly," It's unbearable to suffer so much! The ghost of the underworld had to send the monkey back to Yan.
Yan smiled and said to the monkey, "How can you be an adult if you have no money?"
When this monkey was alive, he only saw human happiness, but he didn't know that human happiness was achieved through hard work. How can a guy who is as penniless as a monkey be a man?
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