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Is Jin Huidi really stupid?
Jin Huidi is really stupid.
Sima Zhong, the Emperor of Jinhui, had a low IQ since childhood, and Sima Yan was very worried about it, fearing that Sima Zhong would lose the family business created by his ancestors. On one occasion, in order to test Sima Zhong's thinking ability, Sima Yan specially asked him several questions and gave him three days to hand in his papers.
Sima Zhong didn't know how to answer the questions after he got them. His wife, Jia Nanfeng, is a very clever person. Seeing this, she immediately invited several learned old gentlemen to solve problems for Sima Zhong.
after reading the answer sheet, Sima Yan thought that his son's thinking was still very clear, and he was relieved. However, when Sima Yan died and Sima Zhong acceded to the throne, he made a lot of jokes when he was asked to make his own decisions.
The story of Jin Huidi:
On July 24th, the first year of Yongxing, Shi Chao's army was suddenly killed, and Sima Zhong's army was defeated. Sima Zhong was injured in the face and was hit by three arrows, and all the officials and guards fled. Only Ji Shao, dressed in the wedding dress, dismounted and boarded Sima Zhong's chariot to stand up and defend the son of heaven. Shi Chao's sergeant pulled Ji Shao into the car shaft to be hacked and killed.
Sima Zhong said, "This is a loyal minister. Don't kill him!" The answer said, "I have been ordered by the emperor's brother, but I will not infringe on your majesty." So he killed Ji Shao, and blood spilled on Sima Zhong's clothes. Sima Zhong lamented his death. When the war subsided, the attendants wanted to wash the royal clothes. Sima Zhong said, "This is the blood of the waiter. Don't wash it away."
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