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1. Ruler (Hit a physical noun) - energy 2. Waterfall (Hit a physical noun) - DC 3. Divorce (Hit a physical noun) - Insulation 4. Dead end (Hit a physical noun) noun) - broken circuit 5. return route (name a physical noun) - loop 6. develop film (name a physical noun) - phenomenon 7. remain still (name a physical noun) - still 8. use the answer as a riddle (Hit a physical noun) - Reflection 9. Evenly matched (Hit a physical noun) - Balance 10. Slightly relieved (Hit a physical quantity unit) - microampere 11. Cross the river quietly (Hit a physical noun) - Density 12 , Pay (hit a physical noun) - semiconductor 13. Shortcut (hit a physical noun) - short circuit 14. Return (hit a physical noun) - loop 15. Hillside (hit a physical noun) - slope 16. Divorce (Hit a physical noun) - Insulation 17. Song Wu Ci (Hit a physical noun) - Spectrum 18. Harsh mirror (Hit a physical noun) - Distortion 19. Jingdezhen (Hit a physical noun) - Magnetic field 20. Return of light (Hit a physical noun) - Refraction 21. Developing film (Hit a physical noun) - Phenomenon 22. Repeated defeats (Hit a physical noun) - Negative pole 23. Water separation (Hit a physical noun) - Free 24. Calm and careless (guess a physical noun) - specific gravity 25. Blast furnace smelting (guess a physical noun) - heat treatment 26. The wind is calm (guess a physical noun) - microwave 27. The end of the world is like a neighbor (guess a physical noun) )——Remote sensing short circuit 28. Expecting to give birth (name a physical noun)——Plasma 29. Singing birds everywhere (name a physical noun)——--***Crying 30. Everyone comes to take the temperature (name a physical noun)—— Specific heat 31. Wait until Zhu Yan changes the physics term (guess one physics term) - constant volume change 32. So far away (Electricity term 2) - short circuit, insulation 33. Commendation and victory (Physics term 1) - quark 34. House with four walls (Physics noun) - Space 35. The Book of Penance (Physics noun) - Classical Mechanics 37. What to do if your homework is not good (Physics noun) - Applied Mechanics (Application - Force - Learning) 38. Who dares to smash The urn saves the drowning child (Physical Noun 1) - (Sima) Light Energy 39. Making bad friends (Physical Noun 1) - Bad contact 40. Not being reborn as a boy and being reborn as a woman (Physical Noun) - Lepton 41. Fighting all over Tiangang Invincible Hand (Physical Constants) - 36 Volts 42, summer vacation tutoring (physics subject name) - a thermal joke: after the death of Newton and Pascal, all the scientists went to heaven. One day, the scientists were playing hide-and-seek, and it was Einstein's turn to catch them. After he counted 100, he found Newton standing next to him and said, "Newton, I've caught you." "No, you're not catching Newton." "Then who are you?" Einstein asked. "Look what's under my feet?" Newton smiled slyly. Einstein saw that under Newton's feet was a square plank with a side length of one meter. "I stand on a square meter of wood, which is 'Newton/square meter', so what you catch is not Newton, but 'Pascal'." After Einstein heard this, he called Pascal. After hearing this, Pascal smiled, bent down, picked up the board at Newton's feet and said to Einstein: "I am Pascal now, right?" After that, he threw the board away. "There are no more square meters. Now, I am Newton."